Die of natural causes. It's free, and because suicide is bad.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485838]I've been thinking about ways of a man to kill himself. I know of several ways, 10s and 100s of ways, expensive, cheap, effective and fast, or slow and painful.
My question to FP is, what do YOU think is the MOST effective, fastest, most painless and cheapest way of killing yourself? Bonus for effectiveness and the more "household" the better.
Like for example, you can take drugs to kill yourself.
Now, taking drugs is not just something you do. First, you need to know what drug, what the effects of the drug are, and how long it'll take before you'll actually be DEAD, AND how painful it will be. Details like this must be included in the answers/replies.
Please try to keep this thread "serious". If you don't have a serious answer, please don't answer at all. Negative posts aren't really welcome. Fire away!
[b]NOTE: Please include details about how painful it'll be, possible side effects, time before the actual occurrence of death.[/b][/QUOTE]
...you okay dude?
[QUOTE=Haxsaw416;20078026]...you okay dude?[/QUOTE]You're about two weeks late. Normally that's not a big deal. Here though...uh...yeah...
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.22 Lr fits perfectly.
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Might take several smokes, tough.
[QUOTE=power-mad;19645357]Also, there's no painless way unless you can get a hold of that stuff they use in lethal injections. [/QUOTE]
Pretty sure it'd be hard to inject a paralyzing chemical and then one to stop your heart afterwards. Not to mention it doesn't always work, meaning the person can feel the pain but not express it due to being paralyzed.
Don't shoot out the back of your throat with a hunting rifle, my friend tried that and now he has to play games by having a red dot on his forehead being tracked by a sensor at the top of his computer, and to click his mouse he has to blow into a mic. you can't really kill yourself if you can't move your arms or legs now can you?
Read "1000 Ways to die", and do a suicide combo: Cut neck->Fall from Height->Get eaten by lions
Tie one end of a Piano Wire around your neck then the other to a bridge, then proceed to glue your hands to your face then well jump. (for anyone who might see this from a distance they won't see the piano wire just you jumping and then your head poping off into you hands.)
Okay, here's a way to go, and I quarantee it. [B]It won't fail.[/B]
First, get to a bus that goes to Detroit, or any neightbourhood that is rich (wat) of gangsters and so on.
Second, yell as loud as you fucking can: [B]GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU FUCKING N-[/B](you can guess the rest)
You are shot about 50 times before your body even hits the ground
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Oh yeah, and the side-effects are:
Your body is like a swiss cheese
You die
Your body gonna get skeet skeet skeeeeet
Time before you are actually dead: 0.00123124509999959569699911 seconds after saying the "N" word.
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I lol'd.
Huge list of how much of something kills you: [url]http://ash.notearthday.org/methods.html[/url]
OP wants attention.
Eat yourself
Nuke yourself
[QUOTE=Spawndex;19486399]The way I'd do it is by jumping off a very tall building, whilst wearing a ww2 style leather bomber jacket and a vintage aviator hat, the kind with goggles. And maybe a big long scarf.
That way people will think I died by falling out of a areoplane and not from jumping.[/QUOTE]
Or that very tall building right next to the corpse.
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;19486014]Wrap your neck in razor wire and super glue your hands to the sides of your head, and jump and hang yourself from a higher distance and it will look like ripped your head off![/QUOTE]
Copied from Encyclopaedia dramatica.
Dress up in a clown costume, attract a ton off children, fill body with chocolate (and candies, candies will become like shotgun pellets, and chocolate will splatter everywhere), get bomb, jump of building, activate bomb or set a timer to blow yourself up in mid air.
I don't think it was a wise idea to make this thread, tbh
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;20085085]I don't think it was a wise idea to make this thread, tbh[/QUOTE]
Why is that?
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