I prefer the closed-garage-with-car-running technique.
Hmm, why do I get the feeling that OP wants to Commit Suicide, and he needs some ways to do so...
anyway,
Cut up your veins, write a message with your blood on the wall.
Pee on an electric fence.
OP, don't do it. Don't be a pussy.
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;19485947]Divide by zero.
but on a serious note, just sledgehammer your house till it collapses[/QUOTE]
I am pretty fed up with this divide by zero thing. (Also I always thought that dividing by zero always equaled to infinite) but i was wrong
Put bengay on your balls.
Make sure it works, if you fail at suicide, you definitely deserve to be suiciding. Anyway, Slit your jugular.
All your blood will be on the floor in a matter of seconds. Nice and messy. Spew it on a friend for added effect.
Side Effects, Blood.
Don't.
wasnt there a thread bout killing yourself
PILLS
HEATH LEDGER
Google doesn't want you to scuide.
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ij460m.png[/img]
MasterSP, I thought you were over this!
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/suicide.gif[/img_thumb]
Although, you should go through the roof of your mouth, and use a shotgun, real men use shotguns.
Edit: Real men cut their heads off with chainsaws actually.
Slice 'n dice
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;19486240]MasterSP, I thought you were over this![/QUOTE]
No action is being taken, these are only questions. Besides, this is FP in the GD section.
Take a bath with your exotic, super poisonous jellyfish (ice optional)
Smoke dynamite.
Do nothing for about 80+ years. Perfect.
cut both your hands off then cut off your head.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485838]I've been thinking about ways of a man to kill himself. I know of several ways, 10s and 100s of ways, expensive, cheap, effective and fast, or slow and painful.
My question to FP is, what do YOU think is the MOST effective, fastest, most painless and cheapest way of killing yourself? Bonus for effectiveness and the more "household" the better.
Like for example, you can take drugs to kill yourself.
Now, taking drugs is not just something you do. First, you need to know what drug, what the effects of the drug are, and how long it'll take before you'll actually be DEAD, AND how painful it will be. Details like this must be included in the answers/replies.
Please try to keep this thread "serious". If you don't have a serious answer, please don't answer at all. Negative posts aren't really welcome. Fire away!
[B]NOTE: Please include details about how painful it'll be, possible side effects, time before the actual occurrence of death.[/B][/QUOTE]
Your asking how to kill yourself on facepunch? Thats like going to /b/ for file recovery.
[QUOTE=ddrl46;19486237]Google doesn't want you to suicide.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah.. I think it's trying to say something
[img]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4782/capture2dd.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5499/capture3dc.jpg[/img]
Definitely..
The way I'd do it is by jumping off a very tall building, whilst wearing a ww2 style leather bomber jacket and a vintage aviator hat, the kind with goggles. And maybe a big long scarf.
That way people will think I died by falling out of a areoplane and not from jumping.
[QUOTE=Squeaken;19486378]Your asking how to kill yourself on facepunch? Thats like going to /b/ for file recovery.[/QUOTE]
I'm not asking how to kill myself. I'm asking for suicide methods. Buuut yeah, there's a reason i asked the question HERE! ;)
Go jack off, realize life isn't so dull after on and move the fuck on with it. We all drone through it. Plus, you have internet.
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;19486343]Take a bath with your exotic, super poisonous jellyfish (ice optional)[/QUOTE]
No, that looked extremely painful, I don't know why he did that, I guess he didn't want to damage his heart.
[QUOTE=ddrl46;19486237]Google doesn't want you to scuide.
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ij460m.png[/img][/QUOTE]
This made my day.
Eat your own head
Use your computer's cords to make a noose to hang yourself.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnUx5BtTEfg[/media]
Probably hurts like a bitch and takes ages but eventually it just might work. Maybe.
I think he made the thread here as a message to us all, "Go kill yourselves".
[QUOTE=H4yd3n;19486255][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/suicide.gif[/img_thumb]
Although, you should go through the roof of your mouth, and use a shotgun, real men use shotguns.
Edit: Real men cut their heads off with chainsaws actually.[/QUOTE]
Real men pow themselves.
[IMG]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/7/7d/Heavytaunt3.PNG[/IMG]
Like that only you point your fingers at your brain.
Who the fuck cares how painful it will be? You're going to be dead.
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