[QUOTE=thereisno131;19485946]Why hasn't anyone realised that the OP wants to looks for ideas to kill himself.[/QUOTE]
Who cares?
To those suggesting Overdosing, when refering to normal painkillers it's a bad idea, if you did take a high dosage you'd either be rushed to hospital and stomach pumped or die a slow death in hospital from liver failure, I remember reading somewhere that only 3% of overdoses are successful, it's the attention seeking way of attempting to kill yourself.
Overdosing on heroin is another matter, that'd probably be one of the best ways to go. Although I'd rather blow my head off with a shotgun or like while high on other drugs, but you still have to make sure to hit your head correctly or you risk the chance of becoming a brain dead/bleeding out.
[QUOTE=Caps lock;19486568]Who the fuck cares how painful it will be? You're going to be dead.[/QUOTE]
If you're going to kill yourself, i don't think you want it to be painful oo'
Suffering is the least of things you want if you're so far out that you're considering suicide.
[QUOTE=Caps lock;19486568]Who the fuck cares how painful it will be? You're going to be dead.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but who wants to experience a shit ton of pain before they die?
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19486614]If you're going to kill yourself, i don't think you want it to be painful oo'
Suffering is the least of things you want if you're so far out that you're considering suicide.[/QUOTE]
Get high as hell on morphine and jump off a window. If you can catch yourself awake of course :P
Walk into a cage of hungry koala bears with a bit of meat strapped to your face. SUCCESS you have died.
Jump off a huge building with a shotgun in your hands, then when you are about to hit the ground, aim the shotgun downwards above your body and shoot, which will cause you to fall even faster due to the blast, and you'll have even more chance to die on impact!
Easy, painfree and one hell of a trip.
Get a car. A long hose.
Drive car into the woods. Attach hose to the exhausttip - lead the other end through a window.
Sit in car and gas up. The gasses would make you braindead, so you wont feel a thing.
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[QUOTE=Ryzo;19486700]Walk into a cage of hungry koala bears with a bit of meat strapped to your face. SUCCESS you have died.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ryzo;19486700]hungry koala bears [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ryzo;19486700]koala bears [/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.imagesaustralia.com/koala450j.jpg[/img]
They dont eat meat.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19486761] IMGAE
They dont eat meat.[/QUOTE]
But they do have telepathic powers according to Google.
Kill your self with honor start a shoot out with some gangsters
Why would you care about expenses?
Worried about paying the bill after?
[QUOTE=BobbyDigital;19486852]Why would you care about expenses?
Worried about paying the bill after?[/QUOTE]
Idk? Maybe some people can't afford building a space rocket with 100 tons of TNT for detonation in space?
[QUOTE=faze;19485954]Swallow a bottle of aspirin.[/QUOTE]
If that doesn't kill you it hurt likes fuck.
My contribution: Get a prescription for xanx or something (tell the doctor you have really bad panic attacks), buy a bottle of vodka, take the whole bottle washing them down with it, then once that's done keep drinking. You should fall asleep and never wake up.
Pain: 0
Cost: Depends on the vodka, I go for the premium shit when I'm drinking so maybe $30
Side Effects: Drowsiness, drunkenness, deadness.
Carbon monoxide poisoning
i would get a tube and tape it innt a makeshift face mask, then attach one end to an exuast of a car and start the engine, it is smelly if you dont like the exaust fumes but isnt painfull, you go unconsious then die, but you need alot of will power, you wont fall asleep for about five minutes and if you live through it it gives you brain damage.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19486948]Idk? Maybe some people can't afford building a space rocket with 100 tons of TNT for detonation in space?[/QUOTE]
You said to make this a "serious" thread, and expect a suggestion like that be the only reason you limit the price of death?
Seeing as I don't see anybody posting who has experienced suicide first-hand, there's no answer.
IIRC, jewdozer made a thread about this particular subject. You should totally check it out. :v:
Try the lolokaust guide
[QUOTE=BobbyDigital;19486967]You said to make this a "serious" thread, and expect a suggestion like that be the only reason you limit the price of death?[/QUOTE]
Please note that the "serious" was in quotation marks :)
Stop being such a dick. Not only will you cause your family grief, you will cause problems for hundreds of people who will have to clean-up, inspect, catolouge, and investigate your body. Just because you lost your XBOX or something doesn't mean you should kill yourself.
osht trolled.
Use a sharp knife to slice your Aorte, you'll bleed out under 30secs, Quite messy.
[QUOTE=MrBob1337;19487066]Stop being such a dick. Not only will you cause your family grief, you will cause problems for hundreds of people who will have to clean-up, inspect, catolouge, and investigate your body. Just because you lost your XBOX or something doesn't mean you should kill yourself.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if i should rate you bad reading or if i should tell you..
This thread was posted in the GD section. On Facepunch. Dude, go figure.
probably drinking something under the sink
Being serious,
I fear for the OP. :frown:
Take a gun, stick it in mouth, point a little upwards then pull the trigger.
[QUOTE=Smart Patrol;19487127]probably drinking something under the sink[/QUOTE]
When I was in high school we got this kid to drink a bottle of Windex and he didnt even get sick. :frown:
[QUOTE=Zeraux;19487273]Take a gun, stick it in mouth, point a little upwards then pull the trigger.[/QUOTE]
Always shoot to the upper back and never straight back or straight up.
[QUOTE=faze;19485954]Swallow a bottle of aspirin.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't work half as good as it should do.
You wake up a day after with diarrhea.
[QUOTE=Gurant;19487302]That doesn't work half as good as it should do.
You wake up a day after with diarrhea.[/QUOTE]
:aaa:
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