[QUOTE=Gurant;19487302]That doesn't work half as good as it should do.
You wake up a day after with diarrhea.[/QUOTE]
Past experience?
[QUOTE=thereisno131;19485946]Why hasn't anyone realised that the OP wants to looks for ideas to kill himself.[/QUOTE]
We have, we just genuinely want to help.
In all seriousness the best way to kill yourself (and the method I would use) is an overdose of heroin. Not only is it fucking pure bliss for 5 seconds before you drop to the floor, it also involves no pain whatsoever and a rather "clean" death.
Bind = kill
simple as that
plus you get this weird sound when you die :D
Take your children to Disney Land- ninety mile per hour detour into cliff face.
become a mod at fp
Packing explosives into your clothes then take a bottle of aspirin and then detonate the bombs
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;19486375]cut both your hands off then cut off your head.[/QUOTE]
I think you meant to cut off your head then your hands. Either way, you couldn't do both, actually. If you cut off both hands, you couldn't use a knife to cut off your head. If you cut off your head, you would already be dead and couldn't use your heads. :ms:
Where are the ''Fuck my life'' subforums when you need them.
[QUOTE=pistolero!;19486208]Put bengay on your balls.[/QUOTE]
Cut slashes in your ballsack [I]then [/I]apply the bengay.
Eat alot of sleeping pills, or shoot up alot of heroin.
You'll pretty much pass out before you die, painless but slow
[QUOTE=Zoo;19487789]Cut slashes in your ballsack [I]then [/I]apply the bengay.[/QUOTE]
I prefer filling a bath tub with hot water, putting sal tin the water, slashing yourself all over, then jumping into the tub.
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;19487826]Eat alot of sleeping pills, or shoot up alot of heroin.
You'll pretty much pass out before you die, painless but slow[/QUOTE]
sleeping pills will NOT kill you! And if they do in some indirect way, you'll have a horrible death with loads of suffering!
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485838]I've been thinking about ways of a man to kill himself. I know of several ways, 10s and 100s of ways, expensive, cheap, effective and fast, or slow and painful.
My question to FP is, what do YOU think is the MOST effective, fastest, most painless and cheapest way of killing yourself? Bonus for effectiveness and the more "household" the better.
Like for example, you can take drugs to kill yourself.
Now, taking drugs is not just something you do. First, you need to know what drug, what the effects of the drug are, and how long it'll take before you'll actually be DEAD, AND how painful it will be. Details like this must be included in the answers/replies.
Please try to keep this thread "serious". If you don't have a serious answer, please don't answer at all. Negative posts aren't really welcome. Fire away!
[B]NOTE: Please include details about how painful it'll be, possible side effects, time before the actual occurrence of death.[/B][/QUOTE]
Why would you want to know this, this is a fucked up topic...
It's kinda difficult,because when you take pills or jump,there is a chance you will decide,that you really don't want it.
But my idea:put a fork into an electric socket!
[QUOTE=B-RAND;19487881]Why would you want to know this, this is a fucked up topic...[/QUOTE]
Because i'm a fucked up person?
Not really, I've just been thinking about methods of killing for many many years, and some of those have been suicide methods / methods to kill yourself.
I just thought i'd make a thread on Facepunch about it.
Oh man every time I refresh I get some funny ads.
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[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;19487670]start your car in a closed garrage. and sit inside. you will fall "asleep" painlessly.[/QUOTE]
No stop suggesting this you'll get an awful headache due to lack of oxygen in your brain and then you'll feel uncomfortable and start sweating and overall you'll feel like shit and want to get out of there. You'll only pass out if you really just keep sitting there.
Watch every episode of Kathy Griffin: My life on the D List. The pain would be indescribable.
Choke on your own vomit, another rockstar variant.
Try to eat your own face using a paper fork? You'll soon die of boredom.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19487933]Because i'm a fucked up person?
Not really, I've just been thinking about methods of killing for many many years, and some of those have been suicide methods / methods to kill yourself.
I just thought i'd make a thread on Facepunch about it.[/QUOTE]
I know this kinds of things are the basis and foundation of GD (well part of it), but regardless why would oneself need to kill oneself? Or know multiple methods to doing so? If your looking to kill yourself (no saying YOU are) but just shoot yourself and finish it.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19487452]Past experience?[/QUOTE]
Yep. Not just aspirins though, most kinds of pills works like shit actually.
Electric Retard made a good guide to suicide, but I can't find it.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19486660]Yeah but who wants to experience a shit ton of pain before they die?[/QUOTE]
Who cares? You won't remember it afterwards anyway.
[img]http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5386/Darwin-awards.jpg[/img]
if you want to kill your self..
[u]win the Darwin awards!!![/u]
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;19488525]Who cares? You won't remember it afterwards anyway.[/QUOTE]
Unless there is an afterlife then youll be pissed, but seeing as there most likely isnt I guess thats true.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19488546]Unless there is an afterlife then youll be pissed, but seeing as there most likely isnt I guess thats true.[/QUOTE]
Considering most people who commit suicide have a reason to do so, like killing someone or being a total dick and unloved, I'd say the pain in Hell would be worse, if they got the Christian treatment.
Pooping out your lungs.
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