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"and it looks like you pulled your own head off!"
when you do that you still see the rope...
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;19488923]Considering most people who commit suicide have a reason to do so, like killing someone or being a total dick and unloved, I'd say the pain in Hell would be worse, if they got the Christian treatment.[/QUOTE]
You know its really hilarious when you think about it.
To religion life is a gift and if you take your own life you go to hell, well at most funerals Ive been to for people who have committed suicide they say they are in heaven, I always ruin the mood by telling them their in hell according to their belief. You can probably guess this doesnt make many people happy. :smug:
[QUOTE=darth-veger;19488943]"and it looks like you pulled your own head off!"
when you do that you still see the rope...[/QUOTE]
Thats why you have a friend to take the rope and shit out of there when youre dead.
If you can get insulin then you have a good suicide method. Just inject 2cc's of Novalog (or fast acting insulin) into you body and sit back and wait. It is painless and after an hour you will go unconscious and then you will die. This is also a cool way to die because having severe low blood sugar is trippy.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;19486035][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ufsg2e.jpg[/IMG]
google has advise.[/QUOTE]
i don't understand :frown:
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Eat a Big Mac.
[QUOTE=teslath;19489807]Eat a Big Mac.[/QUOTE]
If you eat more than 1 your stomach gets torn apart.
poison, if you wish to live theres ways of saving yourself.
Take a bath
Have you always wanted to make toast in the tub?
I am dissapointed. You told me you were over this.
Down a bottle of Captain Morgan's so you're nice and warm, then take a stroll outside in -30C weather without a coat. Find a tree, sit under it, eat a bottle of tylenol, go to sleep.
Be sure to die in a position that makes it really awkward for the paramedics to move your frozen corpse.
Please, don't provide him with your effective ideas. Please, don't...
I know mastersrp IRL, and .. yeah, his intentions are PRETTY obvious. Just don't...
[QUOTE=EvilFlames;19491153][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_s9ejYs6cs[/media]
Watch this.[/QUOTE]
I've honestly seen worse.
Go out in style like Ernest Hemingway
12 gauge shotgun to the head at point blank.
Don't decapitate. It's boring and your brain actually keeps 'living' for another 7 seconds.
Drink a lot of pure H2O. Your body cells will keep soaking it up.
400 grammes of kitchen salt is the 50-50 value of it becoming poisonous. Eat more and the chance for you to die from it increases evermore.
[QUOTE=Elexar;19491878]Don't decapitate. It's boring and your brain actually keeps 'living' for another 7 seconds.
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Not true, the brain goes unconscious from lack of oxygen and shock so you really wont feel a thing.
[QUOTE=Elexar;19491878]
Drink a lot of pure H2O. Your body cells will keep soaking it up.[/QUOTE]
This does work to an extent but you would have to drink a ton of water and not piss.
OP is getting a hardon
Eat a whole bottle of Viagra.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6cVzUOxtM[/media]
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19491912]Not true, the brain goes unconscious from lack of oxygen and shock so you really wont feel a thing.[/QUOTE]
What I meant was that it keeps receiving information of it's surroundings, but you can't really think anymore. It completely dies out after the seven seconds.
[QUOTE]This does work to an extent but you would have to drink a ton of water and not piss.[/QUOTE]I believe 4 or 7 liters in a single afternoon kills you already. You'll die from fluid accumulation. And as far as I know, this goes more rapid with pure H2O.
Some old woman drank a load of water after her doctor told she must drink more since she was dehydrating. She died.
Get a 6 foot pole, and sit on it so it goes up your arse and out of your mouth.
Bonus points if it's on a live feed camera.
If i was going to ever kill myself, (which i wouldn't, unless i had terminal cancer and only a few days to live.) I'd want to jump off the highest building i could, just because it'd be so much fun to fly in the air.
masterbate until you die from dehydration
Cyanide pills can kill fairly quickly, and I hear they easy to get these days.
Feed yourself epicac 3 times a day, three weeks long.
Hanging is actually somewhat pleasant.
The only hard thing is to find a good place to hang the rope.
And to own a good rope.
Insult a group of black men.
[QUOTE=Gurant;19492151]Hanging is actually somewhat pleasant.
The only hard thing is to find a good place to hang the rope.
And to own a good rope.[/QUOTE]
Have a wank while you hang yourself.
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