The way I would want to go is scuba diving. If you just keep going down, you feel the pressure pushing in on you, but it's kind of oddly calming. If you keep going, the pressure just becomes too great and you painlessly lose consciousness. After that you either run out of air or keep descending until your body succumbs to the pressure of the deep.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19493551]That depends how much they are suffering.(Over losing a girlfriend or something small like that is very selfish)
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I'm not saying it would be rational, but how exactly is loving somebody so much that not being with them makes you want to die selfish? Also OP stop being a faggot, if you really wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't need to ask facepunch how to do it, I hate attention whores.
I would construct a cube I could put over my head. on 5 sides of the cube I would attach a shotgun. The 6th side is where I would stick my head. I would tie them all up so they fire when somewhat trips a wire in front of the door. Then, I call the cops, hated friend, anyone you want to give horrible nightmares and memories too. Also a live feed video camera so the internet can have a few laughs.
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Emo much? why? Is there nothing to live for anymore? Family? Friends? think of the pain they need to go trough when you kill yourself.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485872]Please include details about effectiveness and timeout before death, and how painful it is. Side effects would be nice as well (even though this way is pretty obvious)[/QUOTE]
Gee I dunno. What happens when you raped in the face by a bullet?
Connect a gas mask to a helium dispenser and you won't feel a thing. You will die from lack of oxygen without realizing it. Air hunger is caused by carbon dioxide in the blood so pure helium will make you feel like you won't need to breathe.
Put gunpowder in the cookies, hand out to your friends and yourself, smoke cigarettes.
Become a Twilight fan.
I don't have much experience in killing myself, but if I did I would climb the spire of the Burj Dubai in one of those flying squirrel suits with no parachute. Best way to die ever.
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[QUOTE=CoolCorky;19493035]and jump off the Burj Dubai[/QUOTE]
Great minds think alike.
Put TNT in your ass.
Overdose cocaine
Reason why OP wants to suicide:
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[b]edit:[/b] wow just realized my 100th post was that of a tiny shpeckle.
[QUOTE=erazor;19485918]Lick a hooker's ass.[/QUOTE]
Heh,
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485872]Please include details about effectiveness and timeout before death, and how painful it is. Side effects would be nice as well (even though this way is pretty obvious)[/QUOTE]
A possible major side effect of [b]Shooting self in head[/b] may be:
Death
Serious Injury.
lots of people have worse problems than people who kill themselves and they are still living because they learn to cope
Tie a rope around your penis and and jump from a tree.
No one knows what suicide feels like cuz they're DEAD!
For the lucky ones who survived it hurts like hell. Obviously.
I sent a letter to the twitter admins as well as mods of facepunch to take this matter seriously. Talking about suicide methods and being suicidal (twitter) are not laughing matters and I hope you get the help you are looking for.
[QUOTE=rathat48;19486431]No, that looked extremely painful, I don't know why he did that, I guess he didn't want to damage his heart.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly why.
Shoot yourself in the head, record it, upload to youtube then make a thread about it.
you will be dead and famous
[QUOTE=Yearrlz;19496740]Shoot yourself in the head, record it, upload to youtube then make a thread about it.
you will be dead and famous[/QUOTE]
Not as famous as the guy who cut his dick and balls off with a hatchet.
(He's dead by the way.)
[QUOTE=CMasta;19497632]Not as famous as the guy who cut his dick and balls off with a hatchet.
(He's dead by the way.)[/QUOTE]
He's a real man.
Well he was I guess.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;19488943]"and it looks like you pulled your own head off!"
when you do that you still see the rope...[/QUOTE]
Use an invisible rope? Also I thought that suicide guide was hilarious.
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[QUOTE=Human;19493028]Listen to Justin Bieber[/QUOTE]
About time someone mentioned this. [b]I WORSHIP YOU[/b]
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[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19493087]suicidal people are just selfish[/QUOTE]
As I learned in another thread, suicide is just a permanent solution to a problem.
Sime really, dont kill your self and enjoy the life. Nuff' said.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;19495838]lots of people have worse problems than people who kill themselves and they are still living because they learn to cope[/QUOTE]
Pain, both physical and mental, is always relative to your own past experiences. Your statement means nothing.
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[QUOTE=Mjsilfies;19496524]I sent a letter to the twitter admins as well as mods of facepunch to take this matter seriously. Talking about suicide methods and being suicidal (twitter) are not laughing matters and I hope you get the help you are looking for.[/QUOTE]
If he wants to kill himself he'll do it anyway.
And nobody ever claimed it WAS a laughing matter.
Overdose on deadly pot.
Ok this is what you do. First you find a skyscraper in a major city. If you don't live near a major city you might as well drive there since you are going to commit suicide. Ok next you get your hands of a grenade. Make sure the grenade will cause a high explosion. Now, take yourself along with the grenade to the top of the skyscraper. Finally jump off the skyscraper and pull the pin of the grenade. If done properly, you will rain blood, guts, and bits of yourself on to the people below. Enjoy your awesome suicide.
Barbituates. Takes about 3o min You will get woozy and vomi- wait what kind of thread is this?
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GOATSE /caps
First you wire some explosives up to an altimeter, then set it to go off at about 100 ft, then you strap the explosives around you and wear a trench coat to cover them up, Finally Go to the top of a really tall building and jump off of it.
[QUOTE=MrGinge;19486966]Carbon monoxide poisoning
i would get a tube and tape it innt a makeshift face mask, then attach one end to an exuast of a car and start the engine, it is smelly if you dont like the exaust fumes but isnt painfull, you go unconsious then die, but you need alot of will power, you wont fall asleep for about five minutes and if you live through it it gives you brain damage.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;19486747]Easy, painfree and one hell of a trip.
Get a car. A long hose.
Drive car into the woods. Attach hose to the exhausttip - lead the other end through a window.
Sit in car and gas up. The gasses would make you braindead, so you wont feel a thing.[/QUOTE]
these both involve asphyxiation which is most certainly quite painful
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