I rescued a duck today, and my dog killed it. - General

Guess that duck is never going to get [i]ahead[/i] in life! [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] Oh god what have I done Shitty memes aside, that's a horrible story. I would have just put the dog outside and gone to sleep if that happened. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]

Animals kill other animals, there's nothing you can do about.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;16466981]Guess that duck is never going to get [i]ahead[/i] in life! [/QUOTE] because its dead

Thats sad. :(

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;16466981] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight][/QUOTE] :emo:

[QUOTE=salty peanut;16464839]I'd really like some pictures of the aftermath atleast[/QUOTE] pictures or it never happened..

Hahaha

You should've scolded your dog. Sometimes my cats kill things but I find out so long after they're dead if I punish my cats they won't even know why.

I don't like your dog. Hope you know that. He really should be punished. Not just for killing it, and being an ass, but for the mess too.

I read this as "I rescued a dog today, and my duck killed it."

Poor duckie :(

My duck kills dogs. >=D

Why would you rescue a duck that is so stupid I hate ducks all ducks are little shits and be forcefully euthanized they don't contribute at all to anything the exception is the ducks raised for food but they die anything so I'm ok with that.

[QUOTE=Charades;16464872]It's not the dog's fault at all, poor duck though.[/QUOTE] So the duck ripped its own neck off then?:crossarms:

I am sure you weren't using a leash on your dog and you failed to secure the duck in a safe location.

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;16473727]I am sure you weren't using a leash on your dog and you failed to secure the duck in a safe location.[/QUOTE] like it was his responsibility in the first place

At least he wont be hungrY anymore

[QUOTE=Red Underground;16473744]like it was his responsibility in the first place[/QUOTE] Leash Laws are everywhere

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;16473861]Leash Laws are everywhere[/QUOTE] oh like you know the local ordinances of whereever he is

When my cat ran off to die my dogs brought it back in pieces. For the next week you couldn't pat them without your hand stinking of dead cat.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;16466981]Shitty memes aside, that's a horrible story. I would have just put the dog to sleep and gone outside if that happened.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

I know how you feel Miffy, my dog killed a baby blackbird yesterday, I'd already rescued it from him once before, but this time he was too fast for me

so umm...you didn't really save it then...btw

Well clearly your dog has the best of intentions. In the beginning, it was presenting you the duck as a gift. It thought that you would appreciate a freshly caught duck since ducks are below humans in the food chain. Then later, seeing that the duck did not die and was suffering, your dog simply wanted to put it out of its misery by effecting a quick painless decapitation.

Nothing much you can do, because that's the way nature is i guess.

OMG THE DOG NEEDS 2 DIE!!!!11!11!1!1!! PS. I LOVE KITTENS <3 /caps

kick the dog

[QUOTE=aman II;16466370]My dog is a dick. His kill count is: -7 moles -4 birds -2 squirrels -3 field mice[/QUOTE] As long as the birds were pigeons and the squirrels were grays, I applaud your dog for half of his efforts.

That'll teach you to do nice things.

THE DOG NEEDS 2 DIEEEE!!11, PS I <3 kittens