DSP gets wrecked by a Roy Nelson player in UFC 2014

[Chaotic Lord]

[QUOTE=.Isak.;45415283]DSP pisses me the fuck off.

"Wow the game won't let me get out, I can't get up, I can't even get up, this is bullshit," he says, as he repeatedly taps the joystick instead of FUCKING HOLDING IT IN ONE DIRECTION TO CRAWL OUT OF THE HOLD.[/QUOTE]

I was going to ask about that, as I've never played any of the UFC games (sports games aren't really my thing). I was wondering if he was just doing it wrong or not.

[Ghosevil]

[QUOTE=Destroyox;45415431]His original videos are never linked so who cares? He doesn't get anything from it[/QUOTE]

Amen to that..

I can't imagine the horror of going through all of his raw content and cutting the best bits out for the rest of us, though.

[ss1234]

I love seeing DSP get owned

[Rocâ„¢]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45412342]DSP is the kind of guy who could lose a fight to a beanbag chair.[/QUOTE]
"What the fuck? It just keeps absorving my punches and melding around them!"

[editline]17th July 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;45412440]how is DSP even a remotely popular youtuber

he is literally one of the most annoying people i've ever listened/watched[/QUOTE]
Weird thing, I imagined him being a 16 year old kid in puberty. And he totally isn't one, somehow.

[DeEz]

I would pay money to watch DSP be placed in normal social gatherings

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45420767]I would pay money to watch DSP be placed in normal social gatherings[/QUOTE]

"What the hell? This thing is bugged, nobody wants to talk to me. HWAHWAHWAHWA!"

[Rellow]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45420027]"What the fuck? It just keeps absorving my punches and melding around them!"[/QUOTE]

[img]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119138/3666153-flatts.gif[/img]

[beanhead]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45417062]2 questions.
1, is there any significance to the guy playing Roy Nelson? I don't keep up with MMA so is there some sort of in-joke I'm missing?
2, did he really just say his beard obscures his vision?[/QUOTE]

for the first one, not really, other than the fact that Roy Nelson is sort of fat. That doesn't mean he isn't a good fighter, hes quite good on his feet. I think its just the fact that laying on some one so they can't move is sort of a stereotypical fat-guy tactic

[Ganerumo]

By the way if any of you aren't too aware of where DSP comes from and why he thinks he's hot shit, here's a video about him being shit at SF4 (made by the same guy who tried to lose against him above).
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeVN3OjFThQ[/media]
Long story short, he was "good" at one broken PS1 port of Street Fighter and calls himself a pro player because of this.

And yeah, people know him in real life, and he [I]is[/I] a massive cunt when not playing as well. He's just that idiotic.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45420027]"What the fuck? It just keeps absorving my punches and melding around them!"
[/QUOTE]

Personally I think he'd try hitting it too hard and smack his hand right into the floor beneath it, then not realize that it was a bad idea and keep doing it until he breaks most of the bones in his arms.

He could also probably lose a match of a fighting game to a beanbag chair with a controller underneath it.

[Friendly]

[img]https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/5/57/Kojima_Reaction_on_DSP.png[/img]

Guess who he's talking about.

[elix]

I wonder if Kamiya has seen DSP attempting to play Bayonetta.

[Deleted1912]

[video=youtube;ekmjcbgfe9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekmjcbgfe9s[/video]

"Come closer" gets killed "Wow he killed me"

[Windy]

Just when you thought he couldn't get any worse in games. He [i]somehow[/i] manages to get even worse.