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fucking talking cars ahahaha

I can't believe Lightning McQueen is not fucking dead

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;52156218]fucking talking cars ahahaha[/QUOTE] They might as well make a movie about talking bicycles (and also Pennyfarthings and unicycles)

What would a talking bicycle look like Cars already kinda look like faces with the headlights and all, they've known that for awhile since Herbie the Love Bug

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52154807]and yet there is no bugs life 2[/QUOTE] Umm, actually according to MatPat Cars [b]is[/b] Bug's Life 2

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52156422]What would a talking bicycle look like[/QUOTE] Well, in any case, it would give them an excuse to be actually creative

[QUOTE=Sweater;52156204]I really wanted McQueen with an eyepatch and filled with "scars" then he'd met some hardcore fanboy that wanted to race like him so the excuse of 'doing the same thing won't work' would apply and work in some ways. Can't expect much in the end[/QUOTE] Big McQueen

the only thing I can think about when watching this is how a lame rust ointment company run by fucking click and clack could afford that enormous building dedicated to racing

Can this franchise, like, die already?

Fucking Larry the cable guy does this in for me though. His DURR HURR IM A REDNECKKK ND IM DUM! humor has always been cringy and to me is what ruined these movies.

This summer... Pixar... and Disney....will be making shitloads of money.

Spoiler: He wins the last race through some spiritual realization of talent. :v:

When's the cars movie about the oil shortage apocalypse or the alien invasion of electrical cars that mutilate regular cars into hybrids but no one can tell them apart so they start turning on each other until everyone's assimilated, you think?

I prefer my talking car movies to involve alien energy crisis' and horrific bodily mutilation in the name of peace and freedom.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;52155545]pixar, stop fucking with hotwheels and give us something new you hacks [sp]and by "new" I mean toy story 4 and the incredibles 2[/sp][/QUOTE] Coco looks good.

[QUOTE=LaughingOrange;52161788]When's the cars movie about the oil shortage apocalypse or the alien invasion of electrical cars that mutilate regular cars into hybrids but no one can tell them apart so they start turning on each other until everyone's assimilated, you think?[/QUOTE] Why aren't you in charge

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;52154674]John Lasseter has too much sway at Pixar.[/QUOTE] This is true but I let the cars movies slide since they only exist since he has a massive soft spot for cars on account of his father being a mechanic. I think

I'm certain the only reason Pixar still makes Cars is because the IP makes fucking bank for Disney when it comes to merchandise sales. Most who know their Pixar movies can tell you that the Cars franchise is the weakest in terms of quality, with Cars 2 being the only Pixar movie to be generally considered "bad", but every fucking time a Cars movie comes out you'd best bet every kid under the age of 9 will have at least one item their parents bought because the fucking Cars IP was lazily slapped somewhere on it.

I'd want to see a sequel for The Incredibles, but honestly at this point, I don't think it would stand up at all.

[QUOTE=Callinstead;52165693]I'd want to see a sequel for The Incredibles, but honestly at this point, I don't think it would stand up at all.[/QUOTE] Aren't they working on an Incredibles sequel for next year, though?

[QUOTE=Savage Octane;52157204]Fucking Larry the cable guy does this in for me though. His DURR HURR IM A REDNECKKK ND IM DUM! humor has always been cringy and to me is what ruined these movies.[/QUOTE] I'm excited for the part in the new movie where Mator's rust finally takes its toll on him and he slowly and painfully falls apart over the span of a few days

[QUOTE=Savage Octane;52157204]Fucking Larry the cable guy does this in for me though. His DURR HURR IM A REDNECKKK ND IM DUM! humor has always been cringy and to me is what ruined these movies.[/QUOTE] Larry the Cable Guy isn't even relevant anymore. I think Cars 3 is all he has at this point.