• Due to my good will I lost £1 to a crack whore today :(
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[QUOTE=Profanwolf;24841813]Normal is a retarded word. Everyone is different, bet you're one of those people who go "oh lol wat u do there u abnormal"[/QUOTE] I agree with this. The only context i think that the word "normal" could be used correctly is like "Do you come here normally?" or something similar to that.
[QUOTE=Kade;24841651]Man, have you never been outside before?[/QUOTE] this was literally my first reaction to this thread.
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841808]Aylesbury. Also if I'm a dick then everyone else on the street was a bigger dick. I was the only one that gave her money and it was clear she weren't getting on no bus.[/QUOTE] because you'r totally not a dick for promising yourself to bitch-slap her if she asks again and came here to make a thread about how epically generous you were...
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841539]I actually managed to make a couple of friends by wearing a Counter Strike t-shirt[/QUOTE] Fascinating; the mind boggles.
[QUOTE=kayOkay;24841849]because you'r totally not a dick for promising yourself to bitch-shalp her if she asks again and came here to make a thread about how epically generous you were...[/QUOTE] :eng99:
Every time i go into town the same guy comes up to me and my friends and asks us for 90p so he can get a train home.. There are NO trains for 90p and he never leaves to go anywhere. Once he was with a friend who went mental at one of my friends, shouting at him and shit because he wouldn't go into some gambling shop which had a deal on for a free game for each new customer. They eventually tried to force him into the shop so while one of them was in the shop shouting at the owner because he wouldn't let an under 18 play he had to run off :ohdear: I HATE homeless people. Unless they're alright, but most of them are fucking weird drunks who bully kids into giving them money.
[QUOTE=The Slayer;24841685]Counter strike t-shit.....and you think you're normal? You keep a £20 note in your wallet for months....and you think you're normal?[/QUOTE] It is relative as far as I see it. I, like most people I know, spend a large amount of time playing video games. The people in my class include a midget confined to a motorised wheel chair, a guy with asperger's, a guy who had six fingers, and also is possibly some kind of shemale, a really really big guy who is possibly autistic, a fat woman who could possibly be in her thirties, a guy who wears a cowboy hat all day and a chav who sticks out like a sore thumb. Whereas I just wore a geeky t-shirt once. [editline]05:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=kayOkay;24841849]because you'r totally not a dick for promising yourself to bitch-slap her if she asks again and came here to make a thread about how epically generous you were...[/QUOTE] As far as I see it, it'd be doing her a favour.
What kind of course are you on?
2 year BTEC IT Practitioners
Evidently some form of IT course. [editline]05:24PM[/editline] Thought so.
I did games development and software programming for a year, it was boring, but beyond that all my class mates were.. pretty normal, more males than females (inevitably) but normal otherwise.
Yeah we have 3 girls in a class of 18. One of them knows jack shit (which is fair enough, it's what you go to learn, but everyone else at least knows basics and what not), 1 of them is the person who I have no idea how old she could possibly be and the other is normal enough.
Bums tend to buy alcohol with a fake story is this much of a surprise?
You're gonna regret the IT BTEC Course so bad. It's suicidally boring.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;24842475]You're gonna regret the IT BTEC Course so bad. It's suicidally boring.[/QUOTE] Oh god.
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841539]I actually managed to make a couple of friends by wearing a Counter Strike t-shirt,[/QUOTE] None of them were girls I'm assuming?
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24842882]None of them were girls I'm assuming?[/QUOTE] One of them. But only because I gave her a quid.
Finished your course last year. I still have all the work up to DDD. I accept paypal. Jokes.
We have someone like that in the West Midlands, if you say "I got a feeling" to him he sings "I got a feeling, woohoo" ask Stylee32, he knows.
You need some normal friends.
At lunch I saw a kid at the vending machine. The thing ate his dollar so I asked him if he needed another dollar and gave it to him, no other questions asked. I felt pretty good about myself. And then I noticed the fucker got a PayDay instead of Skittles.
Implying £1 is alot
Really? you make friends by talking to people. [editline]10:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=The DooD;24843846]One of them. But only because I gave her a quid.[/QUOTE] When it comes to sex you'll also need to do this.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;24845946]Really? you make friends by talking to people. [editline]10:36PM[/editline] When it comes to sex you'll also need to do this.[/QUOTE] I was thinking about it real hard and I decided that tomorrow I'm not going to threaten to hit her, I'm going to ask her how much more for a blow job
Am I the only one who thought of this when they saw, "mimimimimimimi" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-TcYAUst84&feature=related[/media]
I was thinking of that when I wrote it. That is exactly what she was doing.
[QUOTE=burial;24841605]lmao[/QUOTE] Makes sense tbh, people of corresponding communities are more likely to speak to someone they know have similar interests
[QUOTE=Hanibal;24841580]you would have gotten several dozens of friends if you wore a world of warcraft tshirt :downs:[/QUOTE] Well funnily enough that would have worked for me. I spent most of yesterday listening to most of the people in my college course droning on about wow and runescape. It was fucking mind numbing, and the teacher even joined in.
I swear to god, before I focused my eyes your avatar looked like big ed doing backflips.
I can only wonder what kind of thread OP would make if his mom forced him to give money to charity. "I FUCKING DONATED 20 QUID! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!"
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