I'm about to buy a hot sauce that will knock the shit out of my ass. - General

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I put this on pizza it's good

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh my god I love that stuff! I had two tacos with that on it last night that were just amazing. It's not really that spicy though...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VS3Q1TWSXA[/media]

get pure capsaicin

[quote]That will knock the shit out of my ass[/quote] [img]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/chipotlaway.jpg[/img]

I've got a bottle of Blair's Mega Death (550 000 scoville) and an another one that's 333 000 scoville. The Mega Death in is pure murder, three drops of that gave me the runniest shits I've had in years and stomach pains on the level I haven't experienced since childhood. The effects were far more notable than the ones given by my chili con carne in which I had used two habanero chilies. I love spicy stuff if you haven't noticed.

[QUOTE=JolKally;20455382][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VS3Q1TWSXA[/media][/QUOTE] I want to try that

Ring sting imminent.

Eat/Drink Pure Capsaicin [editline]04:06PM[/editline] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Capsaicin-3D-vdW.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;20455662]Eat/Drink Pure Capsaicin [editline]04:06PM[/editline] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Capsaicin-3D-vdW.png[/img][/QUOTE] You haven't read the thread.

[QUOTE=Major Helper;20455468]I've got a bottle of Blair's Mega Death (550 000 scoville) and an another one that's 333 000 scoville. The Mega Death in is pure murder, three drops of that gave me the runniest shits I've had in years and stomach pains on the level I haven't experienced since childhood. The effects were far more notable than the ones given by my chili con carne in which I had used two habanero chilies. I love spicy stuff if you haven't noticed.[/QUOTE] The sauce I previously mentioned was over 2 million scovilles.

Chug it.

Whenever I see the words 'Red hot' on a bottle of sauce, I'm reminded of that Red Hot Chili Peppers song for some reason. Also, [quote]I'm about to buy a hot sauce [b]that will knock the shit out of my ass. [/b][/quote] Relevant: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=901435[/url]

[QUOTE=Eli Vance;20456101]Chug it.[/QUOTE] It would burn like hell to chug certain hotsauces, but let's say that you could without burning, some hotsauces are so hot that they will cause your throat to swell up and cause you to be unable to breathe. This is why most sauces over 500,000 say that it is a food additive to be used 1 drop at a time to cover their asses in case you die of misuse.

Real hot sauce comes encased in a liquid nitrogen cooling pack.

Hottest sauce. [img]http://zuserver2.star.ucl.ac.uk/~idh/apod/image/0510/etnaboom_fulle_big.jpg[/img]

also drink this you pussyyyyy [url]http://www.hotsauceworld.com/source.html[/url]

[QUOTE=wabash;20456185]It would burn like hell to chug certain hotsauces, but let's say that you could without burning, some hotsauces are so hot that they will cause your throat to swell up and cause you to be unable to breathe. This is why most sauces over 500,000 say that it is a food additive to be used 1 drop at a time to cover their asses in case you die of misuse.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I agree. This is only a 50mL bottle, and it's $20 (USD) for it. I'm only going to put on a few drops, and chugging it would more than likely put me in a hospital for awhile.

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;20456981]Hottest sauce. [img]http://zuserver2.star.ucl.ac.uk/~idh/apod/image/0510/etnaboom_fulle_big.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] your not funny french/asian

[QUOTE=RichyZ;20443935]it isn't hot but it is fucking orgasmic on wings.[/QUOTE] I love it too. It's not too hot and not to bland. It seems just perfect for me.

Just order a Bhut Jolokia pepper. You'll have ring sting for months to come.

then poor it on your feet [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN8TacRGBQ[/media] fuck yeah

[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;20466078]then poor it on your feet [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN8TacRGBQ[/media] fuck yeah[/QUOTE] That video actually made my stomach a bit uneasy for some reason...

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;20466196]That video actually made my stomach a bit uneasy for some reason...[/QUOTE] Maybe it's the guy rubbing hot sauce onto his feet going "Aww yeah, hoooot saaaaucceeeee..."?

[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;20466078]then poor it on your feet [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN8TacRGBQ[/media] fuck yeah[/QUOTE] :wtc:

Make sure to stick a beer funnel up your ass and pour the whole bottle down it. .... Yah know for sexual pleasure and junk...eh?

[QUOTE=Hackintosh;20443576][img]http://momentumoffailure.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/blairs-16-million-reserve-4.jpg[/img] This thing has a rating of 16 million on the Scoville scale. That is the hottest anything can get. It costs a fuck ton too, like a couple hundred dollars for a small bottle. [url]http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-16-million-product-review/[/url][/QUOTE] pure capsaisin, the shit that makes your peppers spicy

I'll sell you a bottle of my dick sauce. Hottest around.

Mix it with chiles.

[QUOTE=Hackintosh;20443576][img]http://momentumoffailure.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/blairs-16-million-reserve-4.jpg[/img] This thing has a rating of 16 million on the Scoville scale. That is the hottest anything can get. It costs a fuck ton too, like a couple hundred dollars for a small bottle. [url]http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-16-million-product-review/[/url][/QUOTE] This isn't sauce, it's specks of pure capsaicin.