I'm about to buy a hot sauce that will knock the shit out of my ass.
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When sauces go over a certain limit or scoville units, it doesn't taste anything and just burns. I had a bottle of sauce with 250.000 scoville´s, I threw it away, since it was inedible. Almost gave me a heart attack.
you're using hot sauce as a laxative?
[QUOTE=Joshua-029;20758393][img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/38f200ohmygodwhyamishittin.png[/img]
I drew a picture to represent how hard you're going to be shitting later.[/QUOTE]
Aw, how nice. Thank you!
You're going to die.
Good luck man.
Holy shit, after reading this thread, I have such an insane craving for hot sauce!!
[QUOTE=Ragdollpwner;20755332]Not even sauce, i think they are pure crystals of the stuff that makes the hottest peppers. It's basically pure spice. Put like a little spot of it in your chilly and watch your mouth fucki'n swell up.[/QUOTE]
to be honest you might as well just buy capsaicin from a chemical supplier - it works out cheaper.
though that's just stupid, it's actually fairly dangerous stuff and you have to wear gloves and masks etc when handling it
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20443398]
It will fuck you up, kid. One drop is enough to make an entire dish quite spicy. One bottle is a lifetime's supply.[/QUOTE]
About 2 1/2 months for my Father, he loves hot shit. He had a bottle of hotsauce with no name and a guy screaming on the front (just his face). We've never been able to find it since. Anyone know what I'm talking about maybe (or perhaps where I can find it :3).
In case anyone cares, here's me eating a teaspoonful of 333k scoville sauce. It tasted fine, burnt my tongue to crisp and then dissolved my innards. Didn't hurt coming out though. Didn't drink or eat anything either.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgKwLaaYMI4[/url]
I'd appreciate any comments too, I love reading them.
Pfft, amateurs.
[QUOTE=Major Helper;20763639]In case anyone cares, here's me eating a teaspoonful of 333k scoville sauce. It tasted fine, burnt my tongue to crisp and then dissolved my innards. Didn't hurt coming out though. Didn't drink or eat anything either.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgKwLaaYMI4[/url]
I'd appreciate any comments too, I love reading them.[/QUOTE]
Awesome video. Looks like it hurt a bit. I'll leave some comments on it. It looks like I'll make a video of it. Haha
I have bought that hot sauce too.
[b] WARNING! [/b]
That stuff makes shit fly!
I suggest holding your shit,otherwise it will hurt a lot!
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces
[img]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I put that on fucking everything.
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Angry narwhal approves.
[QUOTE=Hackintosh;20443576][img]http://momentumoffailure.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/blairs-16-million-reserve-4.jpg[/img]
This thing has a rating of 16 million on the Scoville scale. That is the hottest anything can get. It costs a fuck ton too, like a couple hundred dollars for a small bottle.
[url]http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-16-million-product-review/[/url][/QUOTE]
Holy SHIT! I thought the hottest was like 1,500,000 or 2million scoville........I've have 1million scoville peppers. SHIT IT WAS like :supaburn:!
I love spicy food though. The hotter the better. :taco:
OP, prepare food with this and go to the toilet WITHOUT washing your hands, wash your hands after you gone to the toilet though.
I love hot stuff, even to the point where it hurts. But I really don't see the point in this stuff. Would it actually burn your tongue?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8bW6b5900&feature=fvw[/media]
This could happen. :roflolmao:
I love Tobasco on anything.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;20765548][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8bW6b5900&feature=fvw[/media][/QUOTE]
I must say, I've never seen anyone react that fucking bad to eating a hot pepper :xd:!
[QUOTE=Hackintosh;20443576][IMG]http://momentumoffailure.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/blairs-16-million-reserve-4.jpg[/IMG]
This thing has a rating of 16 million on the Scoville scale. That is the hottest anything can get. It costs a fuck ton too, like a couple hundred dollars for a small bottle.
[URL]http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-16-million-product-review/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Resiniferatoxin is hotter, they rated it at 16 BILLION.
Rub some on your penis for maximum pleasure. Extra fun if you sneak some into your partners snatch without her noticing. She'll be screaming for sure!
I'm enjoying Franks Red Hot right now. It's like a precursor to the death of my tongue that will happen in about a week.
Hey, OP, have you decided what you're going to put it on?
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[QUOTE=Octyl;20445038][IMG]http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/hotsauceworld_2088_81571362[/IMG]
This shit is amazing.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk/img/product_images/The-Hottest-Fuckin-Nuts.jpg[/img]
me and my dad made some hot sauce out of this [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero_pepper[/url]
............it stained a plastic electric grinder red good luck use in small quantity's
[QUOTE=blah45;20766698]Resiniferatoxin is hotter, they rated it at 16 BILLION.[/QUOTE]
number 1 example of something you should never eat
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces
[IMG]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh my god yes. I used to put this on sandwiches and everything else. I haven't had any for quite a long time now though.
I have a strong feeling you're going to be shitting flames.
Don't forget to tell us what happens.
I put hot sauce on almost everything, I cannot even get the burning taste anymore.
[QUOTE=andersonmat;20442491]It will burn going in and coming out.[/QUOTE]
That's what she said
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;20468851]If people are so enthusiastic about [highlight]extremely[/highlight] spicy stuff, why not the same enthusiasm for [highlight]extremely[/highlight] bitter, sour, rich, sweet, or salty foods?[/QUOTE]
When you're a kid, super sweet is king
Then a bit older, super sour
Then spicy
Then bitterness
And then you're so old that your tastebuds barely work anyway
[QUOTE=Major Helper;20763639]In case anyone cares, here's me eating a teaspoonful of 333k scoville sauce. It tasted fine, burnt my tongue to crisp and then dissolved my innards. Didn't hurt coming out though. Didn't drink or eat anything either.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgKwLaaYMI4[/url]
I'd appreciate any comments too, I love reading them.[/QUOTE]
Fantastic accent, great video
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