Facepunch is not your doctor, blah blah blah, all that shit
timeline of OP's life:
Circa 1984: is born
circa 1999: begins smoking marijuana, has difficulty rollingg
circa 2004: first son is born of unknown mother
november 2009: joins facepunch
the rest is history
maybe he started getting his periods
[QUOTE=cannabiscuit;18240372]My son is messed up due to this - he holds his shits in for days on end. Sometimes 3-4 days! My wife has warned him about the dangers of this recently and [B]we have found blood on his underwear[/B]. We do not know what to do and we think he might have an anal fissure. PLEASE HELP! by the way my son is 4 years old.[/QUOTE]
Try Chipoltaway
oh, yeah,
October 2009: cannabiscuits 4-year-old son begins menstrual cycle
there is a solution
it's kind of like sticking a french fry in the ketchup bottle to get all the ketchup to spill out
Forcefeed him laxatives.
-snip-, bad reading
Lube his ass with your cum.
[QUOTE]About cannabiscuit
Biography
playfulll
Location
london
Interests
doing drugs, masturbating, cheese grater collecting
Occupation
ann summers underwear packaging[/QUOTE]
:frog:
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;18240546]That would have made him 11 when he had his son....
I declare troll.[/QUOTE]
Good sir, I disagree. I, for one, was jizzing by the gallon at the age of 4, so anything can happen.
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;18240816]and? in Uk, you could have a kid at 16, so he had a kid at 21, big deal.[/QUOTE]
it said 14 before he edited his post
I usually don't really have to poop for 2-3 days anyway. Is that bad?
Your son will be anally retentive. Very neat, very suspicious of others. Have fun.
Wow. That sure does sound [i]shitty.[/i]
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