• I have found the worst digital artist in the world. Worse than deviantart. [image heavy]
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I think the main issues is that according to the OP this kid claims he wants to be a professional at photo editing. We've all dicked around in photoshop a bit but if this kid thinks he's amazing then he does need a reality check. Some people get all stubborn and go "Noooo my art is perfect ur just a hater!!!!!!" and keep insisting they will do this stuff for a living while churning out eye-bleeding images.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;34091378]I think the main issues is that according to the OP this kid claims he wants to be a professional at photo editing. We've all dicked around in photoshop a bit but if this kid thinks he's amazing then he does need a reality check. Some people get all stubborn and go "Noooo my art is perfect ur just a hater!!!!!!" and keep insisting they will do this stuff for a living while churning out eye-bleeding images.[/QUOTE] And they'll keep on thinking that they're the best at everything. Unless someone takes that person down a notch.
[QUOTE=Natrox;34046224]rofl [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That will definitely be in my fucking nightmares.
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;34087424][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img] ... This looks like it belongs in a creepypasta. Like, one of those really-super-what-the-christ fucked up ones that make you stop reading after a few paragraphs.[/QUOTE] SEND IN THE D-CLASS!
is it hot here or is it just me
He's not that bad... There's a kid at my school whos 18, and thinks hes incredible at photoshop. He just puts text over a plain background and every one eats it up.
It's always people like this that insist they are "way better at Photoshop" than you.
[QUOTE=Cakeman9;34090547]Now we need the artist to discover this. Then it can turn into the next Spicy Tornado thread.[/QUOTE] Link to the page where the artist discovers it please? Sorry, I never kept up with that thread
[QUOTE=nothung;34094587]He's not that bad... There's a kid at my school whos 18, and thinks hes incredible at photoshop. He just puts text over a plain background and every one eats it up.[/QUOTE] Dude, I graduated last year, but I had the same fuckin' guy in my grade. He thinks he knows all shit about photoshop and he did the simplest stupidest shit and everyone was like "oh ____ you're so awesome and great and perfect" and I'm like shut up bitches.
[url]http://eyebleach.com/[/url] Here's the eyebleach to rid your mind of these creatures.
[QUOTE=areyoublack;:dance:34094975]Link to the page where the artist discovers it please? Sorry, I never kept up with that thread[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1081948?p=29408382&viewfull=1#post29408382"]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1081948?p=29408382&viewfull=1#post29408382[/URL] Enjoy. [B]Edit: [/B] First page king :dance: [IMG]http://www.arthursclipart.org/comics/comics/king%20garfield.gif[/IMG]
OH GOD, GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF
I just feel sick...
:suicide:
Y'know, as bad as these are, I really cannot be as horrified as most of the posters in this thread are. Yeah, the kid sounds almost comically immature and egotistical and, with the exception of two of those pieces, the artwork pretty much sucks. Despite that, he's 14 and has plenty of room for improvement. Hell, I was doing shit like this when I was 13, back when I was obsessed with Halo: [thumb]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9549/arbiterkickass0uw.jpg[/thumb] I called it "arbiterkickass.jpg" Seriously. A couple of years later, after I had practiced and eaten copious amounts of humble pie, I showed improvement. [thumb]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2076/hushedcasket169lpixels.jpg[/thumb] Still mediocre, in my opinion, but far better than what I had before. And I've improved a lot since then. So yeah, we can laugh at this kid now and make fun of his artwork, but give him some time. If he's really serious about getting into Photoshop (and he matures), he might end up being good.
Sweet bro and hella jeff
I mean come on guys, we're not born perfect,we have to start somewhere. This just looks like someone mucking about in photoshop, trying to find out how to improve.
[QUOTE=Thoughtless;34100145]I mean come on guys, we're not born perfect,we have to start somewhere. This just looks like someone mucking about in photoshop, trying to find out how to improve.[/QUOTE] I did much better than this on my first go at photoshop. I actually had a goal in mind, rather than "lets see how many filters i can rape this picture with!".
Some of these weren't, imo, too bad, but this one was the worst. Hands down: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Reimu;34103353]Some of these weren't, imo, too bad, but this one was the worst. Hands down:[/QUOTE] I have to admit, that one really is genuine nightmare fuel.
It looks like a necromorph and one of the things in dead space that yell MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;34046691]this thread makes me cringe[/QUOTE] It makes me want to vomit. [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;34048879]is mayonnaise an instrument[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ghost656;34048905]no patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.[/QUOTE] [I][U]Next poster...[/U][/I] [QUOTE] Xonax Gold Member [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/350321.png?garryis=awesome[/IMG][/QUOTE] :v:
Huh, my hard drive has about an extra gig free suddenly...oh, it's because my Photoshop suite just uninstalled itself out of shame.
What the fuck is this
[QUOTE=Stopper;34046175][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/i5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] yea blood is cool lets put it everywhere
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;34092485]SEND IN THE D-CLASS![/QUOTE] Idea: Make an SPC article on that picture. ... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK GENTLEMEN, I MUST GET TYPING! [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] Item #: SCP-1027 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1027 is to be kept in Facility 23, Area 4 in Moscow. The walls are to be made of three-foot thick steel with an airlock. Personnel entering are to be in an airtight, pressurized suit, with a [REDACTED] that modifies the light entering to render the sight of SCP-1027 fairly harmless. The cell is to be guarded at all times by four Class D personnel at all times, two manning the door and two circling the perimeter. Any and all personnel entering must receive permission from Dr. ███████. Any personnel involved in experiments regarding SCP-1027 must undergo immediate psychological evaluation before and after experimentation. Item Description: SCP-1027 takes the appearance of a young girl, laying in the grass. On video monitors she appears to be normal. However, in person her face and body takes on wildly abnormal characteristics, notably the eyes, mouth, and nose. Anyone who looks at her face directly without protection provided by the [REDACTED] in the helmet will undergo immediate psychological breakdown, and over the course of a week, further degenerate into complete mental insanity, possibly including self-mutilation and talking to themselves. Two weeks after exposure, person[s] exposed will suddenly stop current activity, and go into a murderous frenzy, killing and then proceeding to eat anything that moves. Those who have seen SCP-1027 have been able to provide a description of what she looks like, an artists rendition has been included: [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/IMG] Further experiment logs are to be included in the future as of ██/██/████.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;34048069]They ruined perfectly beautiful girls! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH GOOD LOOKIN GIRLS! WHOEVER DID TIS WILL PAY![/QUOTE] Please have a seat over there.
[QUOTE=Reimu;34103353]Some of these weren't, imo, too bad, but this one was the worst. Hands down: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I jumped a little bit while I was just scrolling down and this picture popped up. Its like 3:12 in the morning where I am at :v:
Just because he's 14 doesn't make much of a difference, this looks like stuff most of us would do (or did do) when we were 10 or 11. Yeah I get that he has time to improve, but he's still bad.
i don't understand the thread title it sounds like you're calling deviantart a person i would understand if it said "worst than all of deviantart put together"
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