I have found the worst digital artist in the world. Worse than deviantart. [image heavy]
242 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Meeps;34108297]i don't understand the thread title
it sounds like you're calling deviantart a person
i would understand if it said "worst than all of deviantart put together"[/QUOTE]
but that would be a lie
[quote][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img][/quote]
I just know this bitch will haunt me.
Why does
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img]
Remind me of
[img]http://www.toyarchive.com/Furby/LargeFish1Proto1a.jpg[/img]
???????
By the way, why does she remind me of dried up dog shit molded into the shape of a human?
[QUOTE=theNoss;34050614]I came expecting to see a grown ass artist getting paid to produce horrible pieces of work. Instead came and saw the work of a 14 year old kid that does them on his own time for enjoyment. And you guys are hating on this kid? Lol. Niggas is wack
I'd love for the lot of you to show me some stuff you created when you were 14. Musta been pretty damn amazing, if you even did shit when you were 14?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cSI2J.jpg[/IMG]
*the PSD looks alot better i don't know why it went to shit when i saved it as a png.
yeah i must admit its a pretty shit wallpapper i made when i was 14.
It looks like he used Paint...
day 4
still haven't slept
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EVEN IS THIS
[img]http://i36.tinypic.com/29cus1j.jpg[/img]
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=theNoss;34050614][I]words[/I] Niggas is wack [I]words[/I][/QUOTE]
Allow me to break it down for you
You don't have to be a chef to know you're eating garbage.
I'm pretty sure your post just gave me AIDS.
[QUOTE=JaspertheDoxie;34109567]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Holy shit Jabba the Hutt has a sister.
[QUOTE=V12US;34127307]Holy shit Jabba the Hutt has a sister.[/QUOTE]
you mean pizza the hutt?
In progress of making the experiment logs, will update shortly with them.
day 5
they're in the room
they're in the room with me
[QUOTE=Hiruty;34109574][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cSI2J.jpg[/IMG]
*the PSD looks alot better i don't know why it went to shit when i saved it as a png.
yeah i must admit its a pretty shit wallpapper i made when i was 14.[/QUOTE]
Oh..cool.. You er.. You have a texture, and you have 3 pictures, and you put the texture above the three pictures, and you set the eraser opacity to like 40% and erased the texture over the pictures. Very...umm... Creative?
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
I mean, for an 11 year old, great....erm.. oh.. you were 14... oh. okay.
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
Well. Uhm.
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34140680]Oh..cool.. You er.. You have a texture, and you have 3 pictures, and you put the texture above the three pictures, and you set the eraser opacity to like 40% and erased the texture over the pictures. Very...umm... Creative?
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
I mean, for an 11 year old, great....erm.. oh.. you were 14... oh. okay.
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
Well. Uhm.[/QUOTE]
You're a dumbass.
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34140680]Oh..cool.. You er.. You have a texture, and you have 3 pictures, and you put the texture above the three pictures, and you set the eraser opacity to like 40% and erased the texture over the pictures. Very...umm... Creative?
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
I mean, for an 11 year old, great....erm.. oh.. you were 14... oh. okay.
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
Well. Uhm.[/QUOTE]
At least he used something called trying, it's pretty damn cool.
I wonder, what have you made that you believe was artistic?
Eh, I've seen worse. Still pretty horrifying.
[QUOTE=Stopper;34046175][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/k9.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Is that fucking Steve Blum in the background
[img]http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/actors/actor_245.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Reimu;34103353]Some of these weren't, imo, too bad, but this one was the worst. Hands down:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
It was an experiment. The government wanted to give digital AIDS to people.
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34140680]Oh..cool.. You er.. You have a texture, and you have 3 pictures, and you put the texture above the three pictures, and you set the eraser opacity to like 40% and erased the texture over the pictures. Very...umm... Creative?
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
I mean, for an 11 year old, great....erm.. oh.. you were 14... oh. okay.
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
Well. Uhm.[/QUOTE]
He also had a decent grasp of composition, color usage, line movement and even the beginnings of typographic manipulation. Pretty goddamn good for a 14 year old. I meet people in college who still don't fully understand some of those concepts.
[QUOTE=Jarrod;34104660]It makes me want to vomit.
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
[I][U]Next poster...[/U][/I]
:v:[/QUOTE]
Just read that, got confused.
Anyway this is still very fucking weird, I can not even stand looking at them anymore.
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34140680]Oh..cool.. You er.. You have a texture, and you have 3 pictures, and you put the texture above the three pictures, and you set the eraser opacity to like 40% and erased the texture over the pictures. Very...umm... Creative?
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
I mean, for an 11 year old, great....erm.. oh.. you were 14... oh. okay.
[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]
Well. Uhm.[/QUOTE]
If you think that's bad, you should see the stuff I posted a couple pages back :v:
Considering what you can find I wouldn't say that he's the worst
Oh god. What the fuck did I just see...
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;34144589]Oh god. What the fuck did I just see...[/QUOTE]
Jugs, I can't tell because I am blind.
[QUOTE=digigamer17;34145142]Jugs, I can't tell because I am blind.[/QUOTE]
Then how'd you type on your keyboard? :v:
[QUOTE=ArmageddonScr;34145289]Then how'd you type on your keyboard? :v:[/QUOTE]
I use magic.
brb going to wash my eyes with bleach
[QUOTE=Rocko's;34141102]At least he used something called trying, it's pretty damn cool.
I wonder, what have you made that you believe was artistic?[/QUOTE]
Funny you say that, because isn't the point of many of the posts in this thread that you don't have to be a movie producer to know what a bad movie is
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34147674]Funny you say that, because isn't the point of many of the posts in this thread that you don't have to be a movie producer to know what a bad movie is[/QUOTE]
He didn't say that.
Updated with logs.
[QUOTE]
Item #: SCP-1027
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1027 is to be kept in Facility 23, Area 4 in Moscow. The walls are to be made of three-foot thick steel with an airlock. Personnel entering are to be in an airtight, pressurized suit, with a [REDACTED] that modifies the light entering to render the sight of SCP-1027 fairly harmless. The cell is to be guarded at all times by four Class D personnel at all times, two manning the door and two circling the perimeter. Any and all personnel entering must receive permission from Dr. ███████. Any personnel involved in experiments regarding SCP-1027 must undergo immediate psychological evaluation before and after experimentation.
Item Description: SCP-1027 takes the appearance of a young girl, laying in the grass. On video monitors she appears to be normal. However, in person her face and body takes on wildly abnormal characteristics, notably the eyes, mouth, and nose. Anyone who looks at her face directly without protection provided by the [REDACTED] in the helmet will undergo immediate psychological breakdown, and over the course of a week, further degenerate into complete mental insanity, possibly including self-mutilation and talking to themselves. Two weeks after exposure, person[s] exposed will suddenly stop current activity, and go into a murderous frenzy, killing and then proceeding to eat anything that moves.
Those who have seen SCP-1027 have been able to provide a description of what she looks like, an artists rendition has been included:
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/u.jpg[/IMG]
O5-█: Please take note, any personnel daring new D-Class to "take a look at the hot chick in here" will be placed on Keter clean-up duty.
Interveiw with Subject #028496
Dr. ███████: Please, recount the events you witnessed, we need them for the log file.
Subject #028496: Wha... what was that THING... oh god... oh god why did you show me that WHYDIDYOUFUCKINGSHOWMETHAT
Dr. ███████: Settle down now, we wouldn't have to give you another tranquilizer. Please, recount the events.
Subject #028496: Okay, okay I... I'm calm.
*Subject #028496 takes a moment to compose himself*
Subject #028496: T-they told me I just had to go into a cell and see a girl while wearing a helmet. I... I go into the cell and what I see is just... Oh god doc, you don't want to imagine it. It was fucking insane.
Subject #028496 Those eyes... T-those fucking eyes... And that skin and... Oh Jesus Christ on a cracker...
*Subject #028496 breaks down crying for a moment, then regains his composure*
Subject #028496: I ask what I'm supposed to do and they tell me to try talking to her, I do, and all she just sits there and stares... with those fucking eyes...
Dr. ███████: What happened then?
Subject #028496: I was told to take off the helmet. I do and... and... I... it... OH GOD WHY WHY WHY
*Subject #028496 stands up, proceeding to rip a chair leg off of the chair they were sitting on, then bludgeons himself to death with it.*
Experiment Log 1027-A Results
Subject #028496 is terminated. Result: No valuable data gained.
Experiment 1027-B
We are testing if SCP-1027 is, aside from appearances, in any way special against weaponry or any injury. Experiments lead by Lt. Korvask of Assault Team 6.
SCP-1027 surrounded by four members of AT6, weapons drawn.
Lt. Korvask asks SCP-1027 a few questions, gathering no response.
First test: Melee weapons.
Sgt. Dszhugasvili takes a large katana, approaching SCP-1027 slowly. Told by Lt. Korvask to "Quit stallin' damnit and jab her with it!"
As soon as Sgt. Dszhugasvili gets within four (4) meters of SCP-1027, the helmets protection appears to have been negated, Sgt. Dszhugasvili takes the katana and forcibly shoves it into his head, killing himself.
Second test: Firearms.
PFC Corald takes his M4 assault rifle, aiming it at SCP-1027. However, as soon as he starts to put pressure on the trigger, he begins going into a frenzy. PFC Corald terminated by members of AT6.
Third test: Explosives
AT6 backs away from SCP-1027, and a hand grenade is tossed into the containment chamber. A large explosion is heard, upon inspection, SCP-1027 is unaffected.
Results: SCP-1027 seems to modify the behavior of others around it and is impervious to explosives, most likely other weapons aswell. If method of destruction is found, use is authorized immediately.[/QUOTE]
Makes me appreciate what little skill I have on Photoshop.
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