My brother's pretty much an idiot. - General

[QUOTE=genkaz92;21033860]That is an absolutely random question, but what laptop are you using?[/QUOTE] A Toshiba Satellite L305. Not too good for gaming, but it gets the job done.

[QUOTE=radioactive;21034814]Tape your brother to his bed when he slumbers, and take over his mouth - use duct tape - and then put a bar of soap in a towel, and wrap it to make a chain and mace type weapon. then hit him repeatedly on the stomach until he cries heavy tears.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=47011&dateline=1265137424[/img] Fuck yeah. Anyways, I have a much better brother. We play video games together all the time in a friendly fashion. As for your brother, you really need to kick the prick's ass. Get him to throw a punch at you, and then kick his ass immediately. He'll never go within ten feet of you ever again.

Just wait till he moves out, he will probably see how hard life is when you cant do nothing by yourself and he will come back to your house crying and you will make fun of him.

I have the same problem man. Except it's not my brother (I don't have any siblings), it's my fucking gay roommate. Like, literally...he IS gay. He told me he was gay a couple weeks before dorm move-in's. I can't stand the shit he does in here. Every time that mother fucker walks in the room, my soul gets weaker. I swear to god man, I'll be trying to sleep in on a nice Sunday morning and THIS cock guzzler will wake up, do THE loudest shit possible, open the goddamn blinds right next to me while I'm still asleep, and check himself out for a good straight five minutes in the mirror before he presents his flame to the world. He erupts Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, any flaming techno, and Rihana from his speakers all fucking day. He brings guys back to the room when I'm out partying. The other day I'm trying to play some Gmod with my headphones on, and I can STILL hear this cock sucker BLASTING some informative video. It goes on for a good 45 minutes, so I finally take my headphones off to listen. This weird ass son of a bitch is watch a "Disneyland Resort Resume" video so he can apply there. WE LIVE IN FUCKING VIRGINIA. I mean, come on; how fucking random and annoying is that fucking shit? So anyway, as I'm sitting here right now, he's laying in his bed switching back and forth from listening to Ke$ha, to watching Hulu videos. Oh, he's also making this extremely gay moaning noise when h moves his body's position. I can't wait to have my house next year.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] Why have you become mod again

Pour bleach in his cereal.

[QUOTE=Dank Dave;21034607]if he bans me for that then he's a terrible mod[/QUOTE] He is :smug:

1. Clean up after yourself, pour any unwanted liquids down the drain. 2. Put your NES games away 3. Don't have your Laptop too loud in the first place. 4. Instead of standing there laughing, tell him how to turn it down. 5. Change it so your Laptop stays on when you shut the lid. No sympathy here.

Ha. What a douche. [editline]11:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aurain;21035088]1. Clean up after yourself, pour any unwanted liquids down the drain. 2. Put your NES games away 3. Don't have your Laptop too loud in the first place. 4. Instead of standing there laughing, tell him how to turn it down. 5. Change it so your Laptop stays on when you shut the lid. No sympathy here.[/QUOTE] Hey man, what is your brother doing on here? Rated dumb.

You're a witty guy silentjubjub. Not really, but I thought I'd say it.

Knife the bitch in his sleep. Slit his throat and laugh. Say something like "How's it feel mother fucker!?" Then, eat a delicious breakfast as he bleeds to death. /horror awesomeness

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21033110]Apologize to him, and convince him the best you can, until you can give him a hug. Even go as far as pretending to come out of the closet. TLDR: GET HIM FUCKING SICK MAN.[/QUOTE] What the hell does he have to apologize for? His brother instigated the fight.

take a shit in his breakfast cereal. kick him in the balls as hard as possible. the moment you get better, walk over to him and punch his face in

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] You're not cool.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] Cool stuff bro. You make me want Spork-Juct back. :S

when hes gone you should just shit on all of his stuff.. and shit under his bed and in his pillow [editline]02:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryzo;21033815]Take a shit in his pillow case. [/QUOTE] i didn't notice this when i posted

[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;21034862][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBCIjar8ls[/media][/QUOTE] What movie is this ? Full Metal Jacket ?

put powder in the fan and ask him to turn it on :v:

take a dump in his bed.

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;21036906]What movie is this ? Full Metal Jacket ?[/QUOTE] Yes.

Just isolate yourself from him every time he does that shit. If he comes into a room, just leave. After all you only gotta wait till summer.

Your brother sounds like a perfect match for me neighbour, they should go on a date. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910878[/url]

[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;21037332]Your brother sounds like a perfect match for me neighbour, they should go on a date. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910878[/url][/QUOTE] But what if they get together and produce a new generation of idiotic, evil supersoldiers?

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;21036906]What movie is this ? Full Metal Jacket ?[/QUOTE] yeah

put dry ice under his bed and sleep elsewhere

You sound like a major pussy. I wouldn't give a shit If I was sick, I would have layed his punk ass out. You brother sounds like an inconsiderate little fuck up

Here's an idea, take his toothbrush and rub your balls all over it. You'll feel SO much better.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21037403]But what if they get together and produce a new generation of idiotic, evil supersoldiers?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related[/media]

Douche-o-meter is pegged.

Wait until he gets really sick.. Then strike back!