[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;22625773]I don't understand why he looks so damn depressed. I'm hearing people say his acting has been shaky a little bit and he's had the worst luck, but I can't get the whole picture with just that info...
What's happened to Keanu!? :frown:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'm feeling a bit ignorant myself.
I've been seeing nothing but ridiculing Keanu's acting abilities (or lack thereof), and then suddenly out of the blue everyone is trying to cheer him up.
Can someone please inform me what happened, exactly? :saddowns:
For all of you who are asking about what awesome things Keanu has done here is a quick list
[quote]Keanu Reeves has had a hard life.
>Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.
>Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic moves they promised they would make together.
>Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.
>Unable to cope, they split up.
>She dies in a car accident two years later.
>Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.
>It has gone on public record that he prefers spending his birthdays alone.
And he very often feels sad.
>Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
>Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
>I believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems.
>I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.
>I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.
>I’m sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.
>It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.
>When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.
But it doesn’t stop him from doing nice things.
>Offered to take a 75% pay cut if it meant Al Pacino could be cast in The Devil’s Advocate.
>Offered to take a 90% pay cut if it meant Gene Hackman could be cast in The Replacements.
>Donated 50 of the 70 million dollars he made off of the Matrix films to the costume and special effects teams.
>Bought a Harley for every stuntman who worked on the Matrix Reloaded
>Donates most of his money to charities for cancer research[/quote]
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but the fact that he's miserable makes me feel happy that i'm not him
Tommorow I'm gonna have a Keanu Movie Marathon. I got lotsa popcorn!
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;22628314]Jesus christ... i'm extremely shocked by all that :saddowns:
I guess 2009 forgot to claim another life it really should have...
He really does have the worst luck doesn't he?
[B]DAMN YOU SATAN![/B] :arghfist::saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Why should he die? He deserves to live! (But without his sadness)
That really sucks, he might not be the best actor ever, but nobody as generous as him deserves something like all that brought on them
If I saw Keanu I'd give him a hug :3:
Say what you want about his other roles, but he was great in 'A Scanner Darkly'.
I may contribute to that site.
I just wanna give that guy a big hug. :3:
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;22628361]Exactly my point. Some how his very "being" is etched with bad luck. Therefore, he cannot live without sadness, therefore he deserves a happy death. (Not that I want to see Keanu Reeves go forever :frown: For me, it would be the worst death since Billy Mays.)[/QUOTE]
Well it's not that bad. He's starred in extremely famous movies but yes, most of his life has gone down the drain.
Keanu, you just know that everyone likes you except hipsters and alternatives!
[QUOTE=Drasnus;22628368]Say what you want about his other roles, but he was great in 'A Scanner Darkly'.[/QUOTE]
Keanu is awesome, he's the perfect fit for Neo in the Matrix movies. I wish he was in more films.
facepunch should get together and do more nice things like this.
Does Keanu have no friends or family? Surely, if he had at least one of the two, he wouldn't need silly things like this.
[QUOTE=Performual;22652090]Does Keanu have no friends or family? Surely, if he had at least one of the two, he wouldn't need silly things like this.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing: apparently he has neither.
[QUOTE=gnoob;22652232]That's the thing: apparently he has neither.[/QUOTE]
Well he'd better shape up fast. He has more movies to act in and I don't want to hear about more disappointment in his life.
dear keanu if u are reading this post plz make a matrix prequel tia lots of love!!
[QUOTE=Performual;22652656]Well he'd better shape up fast. He has more movies to act in and I don't want to hear about more disappointment in his life.[/QUOTE]
ur so tuff bro
I'd be Keanu's friend in a heartbeat.
I'm actually really impressed with the amount of support this is getting. Even if he's not the best actor Keanu Reeves definitely deserves to be recognized for his stunning humility.
Remember Keanu, be EXCELLENT!
*guitar riff*
i still don't know who this guy is
He is sad because the 2003 Matrix movies were shit
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I lol'd at this one
[QUOTE=bobste;22653563]i still don't know who this guy is[/QUOTE]
what is wrong with you
[QUOTE=MR-X;22624423]also let him know he is a respected actor.[/QUOTE]
haha
<3 Reeves.
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