• Pizza Hut ceased to Amaze
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Even if it was cut into a triforce, it would still be the same.
Bitches, I asked for a dodeca-hedron and the fuckers gave me an octa-hedron! :argh:
I love how more people are commenting on my clothing question than the original post.
Pineapple on pizza is truly foul.
Ask them to cut it into a tessaract.
[QUOTE=Kai365;18397557]I love how more people are commenting on my clothing question than the original post.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the OP is actually [I]that[/I] interesting.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18397586]Ask them to cut it into a tessaract.[/QUOTE] My my I would like my pizza in a Dodecadodecahedron cut [editline]f[/editline] Wonder how long it would take if they were serious for them to realize it's a star-patterned ball
OP go back to 4chan. But finish plr_scoville first.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18397586]Ask them to cut it into a tessaract.[/QUOTE] Infinite pizzas for the price of one.
No stuffed crust? HEATHEN.
[quote=zeke129;18397652]infinite pizzas for the price of one.[/quote] It tastes like... INFINITY!
[QUOTE=Root Beer;18397648]OP go back to 4chan. But finish plr_scoville first.[/QUOTE] 4chan is only good for empty laughs. And uh, okay.
Hey OP, you're so cool. [sp]not.[/sp]
That "cut into isosceles triangle" picture is wrong. [img]http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/pizza_isosceles_triangles.jpg[/img] By isosceles triangles, he meant cut the pizza like it's normally cut, he just said it in a different way, and they fell for it. look: [img]http://www.eatatfolinos.com/pizza-.jpg[/img] Look at the pizza slice, it's an isosceles triangle AKA: It has two congruent sides.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;18397713]That "cut into isosceles triangle" picture is wrong. [img]http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/pizza_isosceles_triangles.jpg[/img] By isosceles triangles, he meant cut the pizza like it's normally cut, he just said it in a different way, and they fell for it. look: [img]http://www.eatatfolinos.com/pizza-.jpg[/img] Look at the pizza slice, it's an isosceles triangle AKA: It has two congruent sides.[/QUOTE] Looks like my inspiration was a disappointment as well. Well. That sucks.
What would they do if you put "Cut differently than normal" in there, but didn't give specifics?
[QUOTE=TH89;18397436]Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle [img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This. A lot of people have never heard of [I]Legend of Zelda[/I], let alone played it. A much more humorous request would have been to cut it into the shape of Barack Obama's head.
I love Pepperoni-Pineapple pizza.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18397748]This. A lot of people have never heard of [I]Legend of Zelda[/I], let alone played it. A much more humorous request would have been to cut it into the shape of Barack Obama's head.[/QUOTE] triforce =/= zelda. It's a shape/symbol, just mostly associated with Zelda.
Shape of a hippo would be just :rock:
they could have looked it up. i mean, if i worked there i would have gone out of my way to make someone a bit more happy because i did something like cut their pizza in a unique way.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18397748]This. A lot of people have never heard of [I]Legend of Zelda[/I], let alone played it. A much more humorous request would have been to cut it into the shape of Barack Obama's head.[/QUOTE] No, arrange the stuff on it to make out his face
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18397748] A much more humorous request would have been to cut it into the shape of Barack Obama's head.[/QUOTE] Prolly come as a Hammer & Sickle. You know, here in the UK Pizza Hut won't sell you a 2L Bottle of Pepsi. We get the shitty 1.5L versions. It's also much, MUCH more expensive. It's like £15+ to get a bare minimum Pizza + Drink. Rip off bastards.
Fuck, I want pizza now.
Triforce? That's a bit of a demand right there.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;18397762]triforce =/= zelda. It's a shape/symbol, just mostly associated with Zelda.[/QUOTE] "Triforce" wasn't a word before the Zelda games. It [i]was[/i] the logo for Delta power tools though.
I've wanted to do shit like this, but I feared they'd spit in my pizza so I decided to just enjoy a pizza as it is. Not like it tastes different if it's cut oddly.
[QUOTE=PacificV2;18397527]I bet if you worked for pizza hut and a customer asked for a pizza cut like a foramen transversarium you probably wouldn't even touch the pizza yourself[/QUOTE] I would google it using the register computer, then try my best. They asked to have it cut like that, and I would try my best. It's not my fault that I wouldn't be able to cut it, it would be Pizza Hut's because they didn't train us. But if you don't want a fucked up pizza that you have to pay for, don't ask for something nuts.
[QUOTE=The Castro;18397529][img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bateman31.jpg[/img] :tiphat:[/QUOTE] i have that movie sitting on my desk RIGHT NOW!
I would ask them to cut the pizza into a series of hoops, I want my pizza to look like a dartboard.
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