Pizza Hut ceased to Amaze - General

[QUOTE=mysteryman;18397762]triforce =/= zelda. It's a shape/symbol, just mostly associated with Zelda.[/QUOTE] You're an idiot. Why would any shape have the word 'force' in it? It's actually best defined as a net of a tetrahedron.

Cut into this. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Hypercube_petrie_polygons.png[/img]

Pizzafags cant triforce.

I wonder if they can carve a hole in the middle and a face overall.

[QUOTE=archangel125;18397658]No stuffed crust? HEATHEN.[/QUOTE] That makes the pizza itself thin as fuck. [editline]05:15AM[/editline] [QUOTE=john_pelphre;18398168]Cut into this. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Hypercube_petrie_polygons.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5833/comicmilkmoney.png[/img]

[QUOTE=TH89;18397436]Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle [img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Who is in the wrong in this situation? [editline]12:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Castro;18397529][img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bateman31.jpg[/img] :tiphat:[/QUOTE] Holy shit, best fucking image macro I've ever seen. Rofl.

Would have been incredibly epic if the pizza came as ▲ ▲ ▲

Ewwww looks like cheap frozen pizza.

Fuck this shit, i'm going to do the same thing and make a video about it. I'll get that fucking tri-force.

so basically the gist of this whole thread is just to say you tried to hassle pizza hut to do some retarded thing for your (immature) amusement? What are you 10?

I might ask for the pepperoni to be arranged in a smiley face sometime.

[QUOTE=windy_crack;18398735]so basically the gist of this whole thread is just to say you tried to hassle pizza hut to do some retarded thing for your (immature) amusement? What are you 10?[/QUOTE] Why the fuck not? You only live once. Way to conform and bow to the man. It's a Pizza Hut, for Christ's sake, relax.

Exactly. Just chill the hell out. You can honestly say you've never thought of doing something like this?

[QUOTE=windy_crack;18398735]so basically the gist of this whole thread is just to say you tried to hassle pizza hut to do some retarded thing for your (immature) amusement? What are you 10?[/QUOTE] I did it for the hell of it. Not much different than the reasons for other threads in General Discussion.

Can't say that I have thought about it.

[QUOTE=windy_crack;18398870]Can't say that I have thought about it.[/QUOTE] How about something even remotely like it?

Pepperoni and pineapple? What the christ? [QUOTE=Lord Ned;18397507]...Keyboard cat.[/QUOTE] That makes it cooler.

ok im totally getting my next pizza cut into squares

I always tell them to come alone and make sure they aren't followed. The last time I did it, this cute girl came to my door and was like 'Well, I think I was alone, I had to give this one guy the slip, but I'm pretty sure we're good...' And for some INCREDIBLY bizarre reason, I was like '.. huh? What?' '... Nevermind' 'OOOOOOH.. Right! I forgot about that' 'Yeah, s'okay.' Totally missed my mark and blew it. Should could have blew me :/

[QUOTE=NeoDement;18398956]ok im totally getting my next pizza cut into squares[/QUOTE] Eww, then it'd look like that terrible school pizza. You know the kind, with the "mystery meat" cubes on top.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;18398956]ok im totally getting my next pizza cut into squares[/QUOTE] ask for quadrilaterals, post results.

I'm about to order a pizza and put something ridiculous in the special directions. Like, "Roll pizza up and cut into slices similar to how a cinnamon roll", but at the end I will put in CAPS, "If pizza is not prepared as directed, it will not be accepted and will not be paid for. Also, you don't have to just put directions for the pizza in there. You could put, "Knock EXTREMELY loudly", on there. Oh god, put that on there but give your neighbors address.

Haha, pineapples.

[QUOTE=Zoo;18399060]I'm about to order a pizza and put something ridiculous in the special directions. Like, "Roll pizza up and cut into slices similar to how a cinnamon roll", but at the end I will put in CAPS, "If pizza is not prepared as directed, it will not be accepted and will not be paid for. Also, you don't have to just put directions for the pizza in there. You could put, "Knock EXTREMELY loudly", on there. Oh god, put that on there but give your neighbors address.[/QUOTE] First one sounds kinda funny but wasteful, if someone did something like the second to me i'd call the cops.

[QUOTE=windy_crack;18399149]First one sounds kinda funny but wasteful, if someone did something like the second to me i'd call the cops.[/QUOTE] How is that wasteful? It's like a calzone, but rolled up, instead of 2 layers of bread with stuff inside. Eat it with a knife and fork and it'd be delicious!

[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18399018]I always tell them to come alone and make sure they aren't followed. The last time I did it, this cute girl came to my door and was like 'Well, I think I was alone, I had to give this one guy the slip, but I'm pretty sure we're good...' And for some INCREDIBLY bizarre reason, I was like '.. huh? What?' '... Nevermind' 'OOOOOOH.. Right! I forgot about that' 'Yeah, s'okay.' Totally missed my mark and blew it. Should could have blew me :/[/QUOTE] Man, that would have been like the pizza delivery guy porno scenario in reverse.

"On delivery, knock the intro of House M.D."

next time I order pizza from pizza hut (which is never because their pizza is shit) I'm going to get them to use cookie cutters to cut me out snowmen pizza slices it will be delicious

"Take the pizza out of the box, and slip it under the door, along with a note saying how much it costs. Wait, and the money will be slipped through."

Eh, Pizza Hut ain't that great. I had a dominos near me that offered a large cheese pizza, 2 liter drink, and a side of bread sticks for only 12.99. That was a kickin rad deal. Too bad they closed down. Now I can't even get dominos delivered to my house.