I prefer none pizzas with left beef.
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[QUOTE=NeoDement;18398956]ok im totally getting my next pizza cut into squares[/QUOTE]
Get one of those square pizza's and have them cut it into circles.
[QUOTE=Shugo;18399643]I prefer none pizzas with left beef.
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Holy shit do they do this in canada
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Oh they do!!
See if they passed high school math, order a pizza and ask them to divide it into pi/6 radians
Next time, ask for a pizza cut into a klein bottle shape.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;18399969]See if they passed high school math, order a pizza and ask them to divide it into pi/6 radians[/QUOTE]
Oh God, you're giving me flashbacks.
[QUOTE=KrAzY_nikomo;18399327]"On delivery, knock the intro of House M.D."[/QUOTE]
What the first intro? Teardrop by Massive Attack? That's minimalist trip hop! Impossible!
Actually, come to think of it, you could do the beat with one hand. Palm-palm... palm-knuckle... palm-palm... palm-knuckle
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You know what, the next pizza delivery I'm going to do I'm going to put in-
"Everything said must be yelled, or I will not pay. Entire transaction must be in verbal capslock'
"Hello, sir! Here's your pizza tha-"
"What?"
"Here's your pizza sir, that'll be -"
"I'm sorry what"
*sigh* "GOOD EVENING SIR, I HAVE YOUR PIZZA RIGHT HERE"
"OH THANK YOU HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?!"
"TWENTY-ONE FIFTY, HERES YOUR 2-LITER ASWELL"
"HERES A TWENTY AND A FIVE--
[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/21ce39c.jpg[/IMG]"
[QUOTE=TheServer;18397546]Even if it was cut into a triforce, it would still be the same.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i38.tinypic.com/51ewr6.png[/img]
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Or this:
[img]http://i38.tinypic.com/x3xpxh.png[/img]
i'm gonna order one and write in "rub your wiener all over it"
also picture of pizza in op looks foul what is that it looks like white mold
One time, I told the Donatos people to lay out pepperoni to say my name. My friend (who had started working there without my knowledge) simply wrote "NO." Good times. :buddy:
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[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18401835][img]http://i38.tinypic.com/51ewr6.png[/img][/QUOTE]
What? How is that picture correct. There's still a space in the center that isn't present in the pizza. Or maybe I'm confuddled...
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;18398430]I wonder if they can carve a hole in the middle and a face overall.[/QUOTE]
Don't carve! Clip it instead!
[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Void Skull] I open the door to a relatively cute delivery girl in a Pizza Hut uniform[/QUOTE]
if it were a wolf shirt he would of mentioned how the girl couldn't of resisted him and they made sweet wolf love.
I always get my pizza cutted out as a small stellated truncated dodecahedron.
[QUOTE=Void Skull;18397462]I expected at least one of them to know. I mean really, it's Legend of Zelda for god's sake.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone is a huge gamer bro.
Lovin' the Keyboard cat shirt, where did you get it from? I want one :biggrin:
[QUOTE=TH89;18397436]Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle
[img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[i].. shana... oh god shana ... [/i]
Pizzas cost like twice as much in the UK. :(
[QUOTE=Zoo;18399060]I'm about to order a pizza and put something ridiculous in the special directions. Like, "Roll pizza up and cut into slices similar to how a cinnamon roll", but at the end I will put in CAPS, "If pizza is not prepared as directed, it will not be accepted and will not be paid for.
Also, you don't have to just put directions for the pizza in there. You could put, "Knock EXTREMELY loudly", on there. Oh god, put that on there but give your neighbors address.[/QUOTE]
Should change it to "it will be accepted but not paid for."
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18397486]But seriously, Pizza Hut can't triforce
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Neither can you. :v:
[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18400319]What the first intro? Teardrop by Massive Attack? That's minimalist trip hop! Impossible!
Actually, come to think of it, you could do the beat with one hand. Palm-palm... palm-knuckle... palm-palm... palm-knuckle
[editline]08:46AM[/editline]
You know what, the next pizza delivery I'm going to do I'm going to put in-
"Everything said must be yelled, or I will not pay. Entire transaction must be in verbal capslock'
"Hello, sir! Here's your pizza tha-"
"What?"
"Here's your pizza sir, that'll be -"
"I'm sorry what"
*sigh* "GOOD EVENING SIR, I HAVE YOUR PIZZA RIGHT HERE"
"OH THANK YOU HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?!"
"TWENTY-ONE FIFTY, HERES YOUR 2-LITER ASWELL"
"HERES A TWENTY AND A FIVE--
KEEP THE CHANGE[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57-vQvo34E&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=mysteryman;18399052]ask for quadrilaterals, post results.[/QUOTE]
Okay!
next time ask them to arrange it into a teepee
you'll need a custom box
I hate to be 'that guy' but I'm going to have to call Witchcraft. Pineapple on Pizza, what kind of trickery is this?
And see how he uses his 'internet' to 'order' said meal. He's obviously a Witch Doctor from the fabled Cities of man, using Urban Voodoo to cast away our souls.
I bet he owns an 'Iron Horse' as Legend so fondly recalls.
Ask them to knock on the door, set the box on fire, and run away.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;18397492]I cut a triforce into my chest once.[/QUOTE]
You're a necrophiliac apparently, nothing you can do can surprise me
Do people in the UK not have pineapple on pizza or something?
That wasn't even original
[QUOTE=Void Skull;18397462]I expected at least one of them to know. I mean really, it's Legend of Zelda for god's sake.[/QUOTE]
yeah and they make a living making pizzas
for god's sake
[QUOTE=Shugo;18399643]I prefer none pizzas with left beef.
[url]http://thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000707.php[/url][/QUOTE]
what a picky person
[QUOTE=fear me;18408119][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57-vQvo34E&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Every time I think of a joke, Monty Python's already done it.
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