Pizza Hut ceased to Amaze - General

This thread did not make any sense until I looked at the first image In the OP and noticed the "special directions" field.

Next time you should say your not paying if it's not cut into a triforce

Should of complained at the pizza girl :p "uhm excuse me but I asked for my pizza to be shaped as a Tri-Force..." wonder what she would of said. ;p

Tell them to cut it into a circle next time, the results are hilarious.

[QUOTE=Bman212;18409364]what a picky person[/QUOTE] I laughed at it.

You should be able to post a picture of what you want: Therefore, no excuses.

I know a lot of people who don't know what a triforce is.

I would settle for nothing less than a 6-step Sierpinski Triangle. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/88/Sierpinski_Triangle.svg/692px-Sierpinski_Triangle.svg.png[/img]

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18414222]I would settle for nothing less than a 6-step Sierpinski Triangle. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/88/Sierpinski_Triangle.svg/692px-Sierpinski_Triangle.svg.png[/img][/QUOTE] if you asked for that they'd just piss all over it

Actually, you should ask for an infinitely iterated Sierpinski Triangle. Technically, the area is zero, so that just means no pizza.

I'd ask for pizza cut into a hypercube. But that's just me.

[QUOTE=Insulator;18415020]I'd ask for pizza cut into a hypercube. But that's just me.[/QUOTE] Someone already mentioned a tesseract.

I want to order a pizza and ask them to cut the pizza into one large triangle.

[QUOTE=TH89;18397465]Dear Pizza Hut please cut my pizza into the shape of my Lvl 80 Blood Elf Druid with guild pauldrons and staff of archimagi[/QUOTE] I was holding in a shit and after I read that, let's just say things got a little messy.

I'd tell them to keep it circular and cut it into triangles. (Yes, so original)

The pizza mia's are disgusting. The sauce is nasty. Also, write them a letter. Tell them to "learn2triforce"

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;18408426]I hate to be 'that guy' but I'm going to have to call Witchcraft. Pineapple on Pizza, what kind of trickery is this? And see how he uses his 'internet' to 'order' said meal. He's obviously a Witch Doctor from the fabled Cities of man, using Urban Voodoo to cast away our souls. I bet he owns an 'Iron Horse' as Legend so fondly recalls.[/QUOTE] x1 wut button.

[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;18415504]I was holding in a shit and after I read that, let's just say things got a little messy.[/QUOTE] I'm not sorry at all

[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;18415504][quote=TH89]Dear Pizza Hut please cut my pizza into the shape of my Lvl 80 Blood Elf Druid with guild pauldrons and staff of archimagi[/quote]I was holding in a shit and after I read that, let's just say things got a little messy.[/QUOTE] Post of the day.

I wonder what Pizza hut would do for me if I asked them to place the meat and toppings in the shape of a ? block from the game Super Mario Bros...

[QUOTE=Keegs;18412267]Should of complained at the pizza girl :p "uhm excuse me but I asked for my pizza to be shaped as a Tri-Force..." wonder what she would of said. ;p[/QUOTE] In the UK pizzas are delivered by fat turkish men.

[QUOTE=MCPeePants;18397530]He got that from here: [url]http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon[/url][/QUOTE] That t-shirt just announces "GEEK"

I'm having pizza hut on Monday, because it's my birthday :3: [editline]01:43AM[/editline] Also 2,000th post

[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;18401986]One time, I told the Donatos people to lay out pepperoni to say my name. My friend (who had started working there without my knowledge) simply wrote "NO." Good times. :buddy: [editline]08:57AM[/editline] What? How is that picture correct. There's still a space in the center that isn't present in the pizza. Or maybe I'm confuddled...[/QUOTE] I added an extra image, let me quote. [QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18401835]Or this: [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/x3xpxh.png[/img][/QUOTE]

i asked for dick shapes once they didn't cut it :mad:

[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;18419322]I'm having pizza hut on Monday, because it's my birthday :3: [editline]01:43AM[/editline] Also 2,000th post[/QUOTE] that's a pretty depressing birthday present

This is quite possibly the best thread I have ever seen.

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;18420192]i asked for dick shapes once they didn't cut it :mad:[/QUOTE] you should have asked for boobs.

i love calling the pizza guy and order.. dont know.. feels like magic when they are sudden by the door :v:

[QUOTE=BricknHead;18420536]that's a pretty depressing birthday present[/QUOTE] It isn't my birthday present, I just thought that since it was my birthday I might aswell have something nice for tea.