Why do chocolate bunnies get thinner every year? - General

obamacare did this, fox news just headlined this pressing issue

Bah, I hate solid chocolate bars/candy, unless it's Dark.

Trying to save money and make Americans less fat at the same time. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;21176026]Trying to save money and make Americans less fat at the same time. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Yes, 'saving money,' like "low-flo" toilets...

Here in Sweden (at least i THINK so) they're getting smaller. I remember back in '03 when i got this huge choclate bunny. After each year they shrank 0.5 inch per year.

This is very sad indeed.

I didnt get anything alright

[QUOTE=mwg;21176833]I didnt get anything alright[/QUOTE] .

[QUOTE=mwg;21176833]I didnt get anything alright[/QUOTE] thats alright

I got a giant hershys fat fuck bunny. [editline]09:26PM[/editline] Bitch wasn't hollow either, made great anal.

I noticed this too, I opened up the bunny box and thought "What the fuck".

I've never gotten a chocolate bunny. I feel deprived.

I just took a bite of my bunny and is now in massive pain :(

2cm thick? Shit, The ones in new Zealand are only like at most 2cm thick, And your complaining? jeez.

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;21174955]Not all Americans are fat however[/QUOTE] The rest are obese. :eng101:

[QUOTE=NoShogun;21177075]I've never gotten a chocolate bunny. I feel deprived.[/QUOTE] Really? I'm so sorry... :frown:

The bunnies are aware of the raising obesity issue and started working out.

Yeah, I got one of these too. My reaction was pretty much "da fuck is this shit" Needless to say I ate that shit within a minute.

My bunny was like 20cm tall and 5 or 6cm thick. The actual walls of the bunny were thick, too.

The one I just got is wafer thin, then it melted and it got worse. D:

I didn't get anything. Chocolate is too fattening.

The chocolate rabbit I'm om-nomming right now isn't even a cm thick, but I'm not complaining. It's still delicious and getting in my tummy.

Didn't get any chocolate, I don't celebrate easter.

I didn't get anything :crying:

I got nothing as well, happy fucking Easter. I plan on going nuts on some fucking Reeses eggs.

I know the feeling, OP. I unwrapped a chocolate bunny today and it was seriously as thick as one and a half quarters stacked.

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21174069]Ugh. Reese's Peanut Butter cups are always getting smaller too.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding? My brother got back from the convenience store with some bigass ones nearly the size of a hockey puck. [editline]02:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=cashman123;21179071]The one I just got is wafer thin, then it melted and it got worse. D:[/QUOTE] The same brother actually, got one of those from his girlfriend. He put it to the left of his laptop and played some GMod... Dell happened to place the main exhaust vent (Vostro 1510) on the left of his laptop, within ten minutes he looked over and noticed the chocolate leaking out of the foil and onto the desk + USB cable for his mouse.

[QUOTE=Crit-Sandvich;21174948]I'm a skinny guy and I think I deserve to eat a few pounds of chocolate on Easter.[/QUOTE] I second this opinion. [editline]07:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Frisk;21179594]I didn't get anything :crying:[/QUOTE] Nothing but facepunch. Or was it love.. I forget, but its one of the two.

I didn't get any chocolate. Consider yourself lucky. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Superstormj;21175204]I got one of those once, I never ate it. Felt too wrong to do so. I ended up just melting it down and shaping it into a chocolate bar. It felt as if I was burning Jesus at the stake. I still feel bad about it to this day...[/QUOTE] OMG you guys this is the funniest concept ever! I have never even heard of this before! Hilarious! Like Homer said "Mmmm...sacrilicious...". Who makes these? Why don't they go one better and make it a full set? Crucifix with Jesus on there, Mary kneeling at the foot of the cross with some disciples, they could even do Pontius Pilate or the Roman guards. Marketing gold! In the meantime if your family is that religious I'm guessing that you have a pretty well developed ever present feeling of guilt anyway. Something the marketing department failed to consider, obviously.