Why do chocolate bunnies get thinner every year? - General

Price Inflation Bunny Deflation

They aren't getting thinner, you're getting fatter

the bunnies are in weightwatchers now

[QUOTE=Walrus.;21177568]The rest are obese. :eng101:[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/674/57005733.png[/IMG]

i got a real egg dyed red. like it SHOULD be.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;21183033]i got a real egg dyed red. like it SHOULD be.[/QUOTE] Isn't this an Orthodox thing? And isn't Orthodox Easter in about a week?

Probably because you're spending money on all the well known brands, which for some reason, people seem to think will be better quality chocolate, when in reality it's not. Cadbury is the fucking worst.

Hint: order a large amount of chocolate DIRECTLY FROM THE STORE for the best money to chocolate ration on topic: they are making it so they have to spend less money on making them, while being able to get the same amount from you (maximizing profit)

My younger cousins ussualy get chocolate bunnies while i got 50 $ for easter

[QUOTE=cup-a-soup;21174004]Corning cutters[/QUOTE] Thinning bunnies. :colbert:

My eggs get smaller each year

Well, OP, there's this magical word called "recession" :buddy:

[QUOTE=gdarks;21183050]Isn't this an Orthodox thing? And isn't Orthodox Easter in about a week?[/QUOTE] The vast majority of Facepunch is atheistic. IF they get eggs, it's because they like eggs, not because they are some different form of Christianity. Just because you celebrate Easter doesn't mean you believe in Jesus. On a side note, my mom went out and got me a big bag of Starburst Jellybeans. Delicious.

2 cm thick at the chest? What the shit? I just ate one what was more like 3 mm thick at the thickest part.

Eggs > Bunnies Nomming on a nice Cadbury's egg right now, got 4 free flakes, too.

Their thickness is rational to the fatness of kids.

Its to stop me from vomiting every year :barf:

I looked over to my chocolate bunny. He's thinner now. FUCK

[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3355/3336873904_5536544b2e.jpg[/IMG] This is where it's at now, and god was her head tasty.

[QUOTE=kill3r;21186692][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3355/3336873904_5536544b2e.jpg[/IMG] This is where it's at now, and god was her head tasty.[/QUOTE] Your avatar fits so much.

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;21186714]Your avatar fits so much.[/QUOTE] Oh god I just realised.

I remember when you could drop an easter egg and it would remain intact, nowadays they break if you even touch them

[QUOTE=Optomistic Man;21177010]I got a [b]giant hershys fat fuck bunny.[/b] [editline]09:26PM[/editline] Bitch wasn't hollow either, made great anal.[/QUOTE] That would be a great name for a chocolate bunny.

I got one of these delicious treats [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Toblerone.jpg[/img]

We are in an economic crisis and all you can worry about is thinner chocolate bunnies.

It seems as if everything has been getting smaller lately... Oh wait.

I nearly bruised a knuckle trying to break my easter egg this year; nothing changes

[QUOTE=Identity;21173682]Fatty. Edit: Just kidding. I do notice it though. Eh, maybe we do need less sweets. Too much obesity as is.[/QUOTE] Just because someone likes to enjoy a slab of chocolate once in awhile doesn't mean their a fucking fatass.

[QUOTE=:awesome:;21175286]lol. i got a 7 oz solid milk chocolate bunny [img_thumb]http://tdoyle.me/img/bunnyman.jpg[/img_thumb] :smug:[/QUOTE] I got a 1 pound chocolate bunny for $1.

I hate when chocolate is too thick.