[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;49670915]Of course I would kill the puppy if I was offered 18 billion dollars in return.
And no, I wouldn't use the money to donate to a puppy charity; I'd use it to improve my life.[/QUOTE]
You'd need more than 18 billion to improve your life mate.
yes
I'd do it for 3
Having 18 billion would be nice, would have to spend like 1 million every day to get rid of it before dying
[QUOTE=elowin;49670991]do you really need 18 billion dollars to improve your life
that seems a bit excessive[/QUOTE]No, but imagine what a luxurious life someone would be living if they had 18 billion dollars.
God damn, for that kind of money, you could slap it all in the bank and live on the 90 million dollars interest a year for the the rest of your life!
I would body slam that puppy to china for even a fraction of that amount, hot damn. For that kind of money, I'd eat a fucking bowl of puppies. :scream:
My life's decent enough already. I think I'd rather go on living as it is than have to live the horrible experience of stomping a puppy to death.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49672106]My life's decent enough already. I think I'd rather go on living as it is than have to live the horrible experience of stomping a puppy to death.[/QUOTE]
You'll quickly forget about the puppy when having a supermodel orgy on a 500 million dollar mega-yacht
Oi! I have fucking debts. I'd smash that son of a bitch with a god damn hammer and then throw the corpse at children.
imagine how many taxes you will have to pay
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;49672327]imagine how many taxes you will have to pay[/QUOTE]
None if you move to the Cayman Islands.
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;49672327]imagine how many taxes you will have to pay[/QUOTE]
Income sources:
[ ] Job
[ ] Smashing a puppy
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49672731]Income sources:
[ ] Job
[ ] Smashing a puppy[/QUOTE]
Yeah what even is the tax code for obliterating a single puppy? Like, I have no doubt the IRS have accounted for such a case, but would anyone even know how to process that thing?
[QUOTE=hexpunK;49672895]Yeah what even is the tax code for obliterating a single puppy? Like, I have no doubt the IRS have accounted for such a case, but would anyone even know how to process that thing?[/QUOTE]
I think it might fall into "Contest or lottery prizes and Bingo winnings" but that varies from state to state.
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;49672327]imagine how many taxes you will have to pay[/QUOTE]
Probably 100% since it would technically be money earned through a crime.
Does the money simply vanish if you don't accept? If so, take the money, step on the puppy, spend $1 billion dollars on money that goes directly to saving injured/sick dogs, new no-kill shelters, etc. Even with the smashed puppy, you're a positive force for dog-kind, and you are also $17 billion richer.
If it really bothers you, do it and spend all the money on helping dogs. You get no benefit, and now you've done a great service to dogs everywhere. Not killing the puppy is just salving your own conscience, and hurting more dogs around the world who you could have helped.
I probably wouldn't legit do it though because omg look it's so cute
[QUOTE=Orkel;49672218]You'll quickly forget about the puppy when having a supermodel orgy on a 500 million dollar mega-yacht[/QUOTE]
Where do I [del]stomp[/del] sign?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;49673969]
If it really bothers you, do it and spend all the money on helping dogs. You get no benefit, and now you've done a great service to dogs everywhere. Not killing the puppy is just salving your own conscience, and hurting more dogs around the world who you could have helped.
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Of course one could argue that there's much, much worse things you could do that could be "canceled out" with 18 billion dollars. So really, it's not a question of whether the good outweighs the bad, but if you're the type of person who has it in them to commit that kind of act.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49675414]ya just gotta imagine you're smashing the fuck out of a button that says "free money for the rest of your life" that also happens to be furry, cute, and loving[/QUOTE]
A button who's terrified, uncomprehending squeals of pain will echo every time you close your eyes.
I wouldn't do it. People always ask questions like "would you suck a dick for a billion dollars" or "would you do x in public for x amount of money," but in the end it comes down to integrity. I wouldn't want to gain the label of puppy killer, even if no one else knew about it. Money is worthless if my basic morals are compromised. Even though the money could theoretically save other puppies, it would not be worth it. It's the whole sacrifice a few to save many argument that various terrible people have practiced throughout history. Not worth it.
Can I take a loan for someone else to smash the puppy and then I pay it off with a part of the 18 billion I just received?
[QUOTE=matt000024;49675598]I wouldn't do it. People always ask questions like "would you suck a dick for a billion dollars" or "would you do x in public for x amount of money," but in the end it comes down to integrity. I wouldn't want to gain the label of puppy killer, even if no one else knew about it. Money is worthless if my basic morals are compromised. Even though the money could theoretically save other puppies, it would not be worth it. It's the whole sacrifice a few to save many argument that various terrible people have practiced throughout history. Not worth it.[/QUOTE]
but 18 billion dollars
I got a new question: would you [I]rape [/I]a puppy for 18 billion dollars?
hell, you could take some of the pulp that's left of the puppy and clone it
and then stomp it again for another $18 million
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49675854]I got a new question: would you [I]rape [/I]a puppy for 18 billion dollars?[/QUOTE]
So you made the situation a double win?
[QUOTE=matt000024;49675598]I wouldn't do it. People always ask questions like "would you suck a dick for a billion dollars" or "would you do x in public for x amount of money," but in the end it comes down to integrity. I wouldn't want to gain the label of puppy killer, even if no one else knew about it. Money is worthless if my basic morals are compromised. Even though the money could theoretically save other puppies, it would not be worth it. It's the whole sacrifice a few to save many argument that various terrible people have practiced throughout history. Not worth it.[/QUOTE]
I would suck a dozen dicks for a million dollars I know no shame
[editline]5th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49675854]I got a new question: would you [I]rape [/I]a puppy for 18 billion dollars?[/QUOTE]
for 18 billion I would rape then stomp (or stomp then rape depending on the benefactor's preferences) the puppy
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;49673969]I probably wouldn't legit do it though because omg look it's so cute[/QUOTE]
Eh, it's likely not your only reason, but I feel like there are more reasons to not kill a puppy beyond its cuteness.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49675414]ya just gotta imagine you're smashing the fuck out of a button that says "free money for the rest of your life" that also happens to be furry, cute, and loving[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49675455]A button who's terrified, uncomprehending squeals of pain will echo every time you close your eyes.[/QUOTE]
I'm having second thoughts
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;49676124]I'm having second thoughts[/QUOTE]
Does no one know that it just says to step on it and not kill it?
[editline]5th February 2016[/editline]
You could lightly tap your foot against it and that'd be considered stepping on it.
Does the puppy have a terminal illness?
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