[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49677744]Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V3: I'd Kill a Puppy for 18 Billion Dollars!
Even if I were to become the richest man in the world, I wouldn't do it. I don't have the stomach or the heart to do it. I mean look at this:
[T]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IslI1VaG4nM/maxresdefault.jpg[/T]
Would you honestly live with yourself knowing that you smashed a tiny, harmless creature's brains on the ground?[/QUOTE]
There's a lot of animals I'd go apeshit on for that much money.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;49680686]I don't get it, animals die for our benefit all the time. It's just a completely insignifigant dog, I would do it for 1k[/QUOTE]
I thought about this actually. I thought at first that I wouldn't do it but then I realized that I've captured and killed about 5 mice around my house through various means and I didn't really lose any sleep over it.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;49678301]Wow man, You're saying that you'd gladly kill a harmless being for the fun of it?
I have no words.[/QUOTE]
i hate small, loud, barking dogs. i hate them because i have to go past almost twelve just to go to work. if i got the opportunity to stomp one for 18 billion dollars, i'd do it without hesitating.
$18,000,000,000.00 for one person is more money than you really realize i'm guessing. if you had that opportunity i'm sure you'd actually do it. what you say and what you do are very different. also:
[QUOTE=you]Wow man, You're saying that you'd gladly kill a harmless being for the fun of it?[/QUOTE]
this would include hunting, fishing, swatting flies, and many other things.
people saying they wouldn't are most likely not being truthful. most people are inherently greedy and selfish, and especially so when an offer for 18 billion dollars for stomping on a puppy is brought to them. like seriously, be honest. for [B]18 billion[/B] dollars, would you stomp (and kill in that action) on a puppy? i'm pretty sure you would lol.
[QUOTE=Quark:;49681936]people saying they wouldn't are most likely not being truthful. most people are inherently greedy and selfish, and especially so when an offer for 18 billion dollars for stomping on a puppy is brought to them. like seriously, be honest. for [B]18 billion[/B] dollars, would you stomp (and kill in that action) on a puppy? i'm pretty sure you would lol.[/QUOTE]
I'm sort of surprised by how snobby some people are being about this, with their inability to see things from another's perspective. I fully understand why someone would do it. 18 billion is such a colossal amount of money, almost beyond a single person's comprehension.
But I physically just could not do it. Even with the idea that I'd donate every cent, I couldn't. I've lived beside dogs all my life, and expecting me to beat one to death would be like expecting me to beat a person to death. Not that I believe humans and dogs are equal, but for my heart they are very much comparable.
[sp]I'm also a pussy vegetarian, so there's that too.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Skerion;49680922]There are a shit ton of living things including a lot of humans who aren't all that "significant" either, but I really don't think that should justify killing any of them over money.[/QUOTE]
Just sayin' I would totally kill a fucking human being for 18 bil as well.
i'm gonna blame it on the latter.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;49681181]Do you think its wrong to kill animals?[/QUOTE]
A bit, yeah. I mean, I can totally see why people would feel it's necessary in some cases, like in hunting situations where food is needed (especially since we're omnivores and need both meat and plants), or experimenting (Of course, animals aren't always killed, but I would imagine that there'd be times where they would get fucked up pretty badly since the point of experiments is find out various different possibilities and etc) to find ways to improve medicine and all that. I can see that both of those are for a pretty decent cause or are at least understandable, and I personally wouldn't go out of my way to shoot up a laboratory and kill a bunch of scientists like a madman, but I'm just somewhat iffy about the kind of bias people have towards non-human animals even though it doesn't seem like there's a good way to change that without being too insane and presumptuous about it (I mean, sure, I would imagine that people acted pretty presumptuous according to the standards back in their time when it came to civil rights and such, but you know).
[QUOTE=BlueChihuahua;49681955]I'm sort of surprised by how snobby some people are being about this, with their inability to see things from another's perspective. I fully understand why someone would do it. 18 billion is such a colossal amount of money, almost beyond a single person's comprehension.
But I physically just could not do it. Even with the idea that I'd donate every cent, I couldn't. I've lived beside dogs all my life, and expecting me to beat one to death would be like expecting me to beat a person to death. Not that I believe humans and dogs are equal, but for my heart they are very much comparable.
[sp]I'm also a pussy vegetarian, so there's that too.[/sp][/QUOTE]
classic [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem] trolley problem[/url]
you could have easily saved the lives of [i]millions[/i] of animals
but you didn't
you MONSTER
I'd totally kill a puppy for 18 billion dollars. That puppy is adorably small, so it'd be easy to kill it quickly and (relatively) painlessly with one well-placed stomp. If it needed me to kick a grown dog, I'd probably reject the offer completely, because there's no goddamn way you can kill a dog bare-handed without causing it a whole lot of suffering. The runt of the litter is killed, I get 18 billion dollars to deal with as I wish, and whoever's sick enough to [I]offer[/I] that money is now down 18 billion dollars. I'd say that's a fair net gain.
[QUOTE=Perrine;49682280]classic [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem] trolley problem[/url]
you could have easily saved the lives of [i]millions[/i] of animals
but you didn't
you MONSTER[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2pmcAjvWYQ[/media]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;49677071]Buddy, i'd suck a dick for 1k[/QUOTE]
I'd suck dick for free
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49675455]A button who's terrified, uncomprehending squeals of pain will echo every time you close your eyes.[/QUOTE]
Gotta be efficient then. Make the first stomp count, jump and use both legs if necessary!
You can get over killing a small dog for that amount of money, but the question is would you kill a BABY for the amount of money?
[QUOTE=KleinerHl;49683208]You can get over killing a small dog for that amount of money, but the question is would you kill a BABY for the amount of money?[/QUOTE]
If it's one of those babies that cry the entire duration of an hour long bus trip then I'll do it for twenty bucks.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49675455]A button who's terrified, uncomprehending squeals of pain will echo every time you close your eyes.[/QUOTE]
this is why you aim for the head
[QUOTE=Quark:;49681936]i hate small, loud, barking dogs. i hate them because i have to go past almost twelve just to go to work. if i got the opportunity to stomp one for 18 billion dollars, i'd do it without hesitating.
$18,000,000,000.00 for one person is more money than you really realize i'm guessing. if you had that opportunity i'm sure you'd actually do it. what you say and what you do are very different. also:
this would include hunting, fishing, swatting flies, and many other things.
people saying they wouldn't are most likely not being truthful. most people are inherently greedy and selfish, and especially so when an offer for 18 billion dollars for stomping on a puppy is brought to them. like seriously, be honest. for [B]18 billion[/B] dollars, would you stomp (and kill in that action) on a puppy? i'm pretty sure you would lol.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I forgot to tell you that small dogs are sentient beings who have feelings, memories, regrets, and all that good shit. But I guess you're too stupid to see that.
[QUOTE=KleinerHl;49683208]You can get over killing a small dog for that amount of money, but the question is would you kill a BABY for the amount of money?[/QUOTE]
I don't know if I honestly would be able to personally kill another human being for that much money. Animals are one thing, humans are another.
[QUOTE=Orkel;49672218]You'll quickly forget about the puppy when having a supermodel orgy on a 500 million dollar mega-yacht[/QUOTE]
In the year 2016, humble facepunch moderator Orkel was given a simple task: stomp this puppy down into the dirt for 18 billion dollars. He didn't have to think about it. Orkel took his big steel-toed boots and he kicked that puppy right in the face, sending it flying into a large boulder. As it lay on the ground in front of the boulder, it whimpered in fear and pain. Orkel approached the pitiful thing, scoffing at its protestations and cries of pain. This 18 billion dollars would be enough to change the world for the better. He was going to do it, and all that stood in his way was this one small ball of fur and nerves.
He walked around behind the boulder and pushed on it with the greatest force he could muster. This boulder stood no chance, and soon gave way to the crushing force coming from Orkel's hot pecs. The boulder began to roll, squishing the puppy's head (indeed, entire body) into a fine red paste.
For the first few days, there was this strange and bizarre feeling of pure, unadulterated joy. Soon set in terrible, awful despair. Orkel saw the puppy's eyes... everywhere. He saw his money... everywhere. He woefully attempted to push the puppy from his mind by purchasing as much as he could, as quickly as he could. New televisions, fancy furniture and food, new homes, incredible collections of art and other various items. Everything reminded him of that puppy. But he needed more. Something would work.
A Tesla. Unfortunately, the soft whir of the pure electricity could not soothe from Orkel's mind the cries of that puppy. They rang with fervor, and ate into his psyche. He needed something more.
A French chateau, somewhere in the mountains. Surrounded by the immense walls of rock, Orkel could not push from his mind thoughts of the boulder that he pushed onto that puppy.
What appeared to others an extravagant display of wealth was, indeed, a series of desperate attempts to hide from himself what he had done. Eventually he turned to the world of vice, losing himself intellectually, emotionally, and physically into hard drugs and intense acts of adrenaline. Mixing cocaine with sky diving and hang gliding is a pure, existential experience he enjoyed near daily. Upon landing, he sprinted through forests feeling the wind and branches strike his face as he desperately ran forth. He needed not know where he was going, he desired only to move forward. His eventual foray into the crack variety of cocaine leads him towards heroin, painkillers, molly, methamphetamine, pcp. When those didn't work, he had his good friend and classic standby, alcohol. Always ready to help dull the pain.
Soon, Orkel's buzzed billionaire lifestyle began to work. The puppy faded further and further from his memories, and were replaced with despair and pain from other sources. His substance and adrenaline abuse fueled escape from the tortures of the puppy led only to his gradual decline in his humanity and social skills. He became more base, more animalistic in nature. His words faded from him, becoming quieter intellectually and louder in his desires for sex, power, and money. He caught himself barking, often manically, at friends, family, lovers. They each faded from his life until all he was left with was but a single, 500 million dollar mega-yacht.
Orkel sailed the yacht round the world, picking up women and drugs at every post he came through. Surrounded by beautiful bodies of every variety, he spent countless nights thrusting, baying at the moon, bleating at his companions. Bellowing in pure pleasure.
When he thought himself finally and truly over the pain, the memories, he found himself staring deeply into the breasts of one of his many sexual conquests. The moonlight reflected from the rolling seas to her oiled, pert breasts, into Orkel's open eyes.
The glint reminded him of something. He couldn't put his finger on it. He stared throughout the night, until in one crashing moment of regret, horror, panic, and dread, it hit him. The depths of his memories. [url=http://officialhuskylovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/puppy-dog-eyes1.jpg]He remembered that glint.[/url]
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;49683696]Oh, I forgot to tell you that small dogs are sentient beings who have feelings, memories, regrets, and all that good shit. But I guess you're too stupid to see that.[/QUOTE]
And so are deer and raccoons lmao but i'm not so sure about the regrets part. the region of the brain that processes regret is called the orbitofrontal cortex and, while dogs have a similar region, it functions differently. dogs don't feel regret
also calling me stupid for being pro-18billionaire for the cost of one dog is quite preposterous if i may say so. it's an excellent business strategy that i'm sure any rational person would go for lol
simply put:
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;49683696]Oh, I forgot to tell you that small dogs are sentient beings who have feelings, memories, regrets, and all that good shit. But I guess you're too stupid to see that.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lolkork;49683964]That doesn't matter when their brains are splattered over the floor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kill3r;49680821]Yes you would
You're only saying this because you know the situation will never arise and so the only real thing you can gain from this is saying that you're better than all the evil mean people that say they will and feeling morally superior to us[/QUOTE]
We suspect of others what we know of ourselves.
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