100,000 chinese troops now in Mexico and Canada ready to invade USA, for the UN - General

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;33696041]What a wonderful way to go[/QUOTE] .......how do you fuck up a quote so bad?

[QUOTE=Swebonny;33695509]Interesting plot to some red scare movie.[/QUOTE] You know what's also interesting? I was thinking about how cool it would be if someone made a video game about Canada invading Mexico. Then I went to Youtube, and this popped up- [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxnVHaC0EyQ[/media]

[QUOTE=seano12;33694369][hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2cRI6-UPM&feature=related[/hd][/QUOTE] Heh wow, it wasn't that long ago when I was playing BF2

Actually it is all true. I can't say anymore or they will hack me, come to my house and slam my face against the keyoojaoiskjfbdsavbjnkjd a bakbjvnvka k h hkbds hvbsvbfvb

March of 2011. I'm assuming nothing happened. But really, China VS USA?

[QUOTE=Glorbo;33694044]Also on this website are such fine articles as [url=http://coupmedia.org/terror-threats/there-is-no-al-qaida--0401]Does Al - Qaeda Really Exist?[/url] and [url=http://coupmedia.org/planet-x-nibiru/nibiru-what-nasa-knows-you-don-t-0702]Nibiru, What NASA Knows & You Don't[/url][/QUOTE] That explains everything.

[QUOTE=Burgervich;33694419]Yeah, like 100,000 Chinese troops can destroy America's army.[/QUOTE] Just realized I misread the title... I thought the title said 100,000 Chinese dogs now in Mexico and Canada ready to invade USA, for the UN. How did I even read it that way?

HOMEFRONT WAS RIGHT EXCEPT IT'S THE CHINESE c

Meanwhile on the Chinese walkie talkies [video=youtube;g5yFs07y7mQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5yFs07y7mQ[/video]

Honestly I don't see any tanks or armed Chinese people

[QUOTE=ITokez;33709025]Honestly I don't see any tanks or armed Chinese people[/QUOTE] thats the thing they arent aremed [B]yet[/B]

[QUOTE=ITokez;33709025]Honestly I don't see any tanks or armed Chinese people[/QUOTE] Well duh, they're invisible! It's all part of their plan, man!

[QUOTE=ewitwins;33714442]Well duh, they're invisible! It's all part of their plan, man![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.falloutwiki.com/images/6/6f/Crimson_Dragoon.png[/img] ???

Actually the drug cartels are just a ruse to guide media and police attention away from the secret invasion bunkers.

I'm pretty sure when the invasion starts troops will find that the invaders have died trying to jump the border :v:

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;33694224]Thread title wins the sensationalist headline of the year award.[/QUOTE] Don't forget it's main competitor, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1144815]Done deal: Russia invades cruise missiles to Syria[/url], man some people got pissed. [editline]14th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ITokez;33709025]Honestly I don't see any tanks or armed Chinese people[/QUOTE] Well man, check again!

This scared me for a second.

That hidden drug tunnel they found in California was the main invasion point. Foiled by the police! Also, got extra credit points today in history for saying this as a current event lol.

[QUOTE=Articsledder;33726360] Also, got extra credit points today in history for saying this as a current event lol.[/QUOTE] What.

congress is going to regret it's ban on Chinese SKSs... otherwise every redneck would have enough guns to arm his entire town against the imminent chinese invasion. Literally they were dirt cheap