[QUOTE=ventnor;25146454]No, teach it about the internet.[/QUOTE]
But it believes i am its master and god of all things!
Don't be surprised when you wake up without a asshole.
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145723]I can't. It's made of an impossible indestructible(outside of fire) wood/plastic material[/QUOTE]
Then burn it.
In order to this you'll need fire.
[QUOTE=Dippeggs;25145570]Mines I little less creepy, but I don't know where it is so I can't really tell.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you should look for it. Shit that looks like that should have tabs on it, you never know what the hell it will do.
[sp]BEHIND YOU[/sp]
as a norwegian my self i can tell you that you should be carefull.
scary stuff happens in the stores where they sell these trolls.
[img]http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JohnByrne2/2009-12-30_114438_Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353646-302-450.jpg[/img]
IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;25146840][img]http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JohnByrne2/2009-12-30_114438_Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353646-302-450.jpg[/img]
IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!![/QUOTE]
No, its mouth looks sealed shut to me.
Im Norwegian and they're awesome :smug:
[QUOTE=voldemorten;25146839]as a norwegian my self i can tell you that you should be carefull.
scary stuff happens in the stores where they sell these trolls.[/QUOTE]
like what
[editline]08:16AM[/editline]
I actually burnt one of the newer trolls(Like posted above) and it survived the blaze with just heavy blackened feet
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145495]One made of an impossible material, that is ugly, and has eyes that glint in any light?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;25149108][IMG_THUMB]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/4029/trollsb.jpg[/IMG_THUMB]
[editline]09:29PM[/editline]
Trolls, Trolls everywhere![/QUOTE]
Lazy - without transparency
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145552]You mean this?
[IMG]http://www.scandinaviantrends.com/images/MVC-007S.JPG[/IMG]
He's got the same eye as mine.
[editline]05:24AM[/editline]
alright it's alive i left it in my minifridge(idk why) for like ten minutes and it didn't cool down.[/QUOTE]
Penis nose!
Is it that one or is that just another google image?
Enjoy sleeping, OP
damn... that things creepy as FUCK.
OP, watch your back, it's coming for you
We have some on our piano
[QUOTE=chamon;25149719]Penis nose!
Is it that one or is that just another google image?[/QUOTE]
google
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145552]You mean this?
[img]http://www.scandinaviantrends.com/images/MVC-007S.JPG[/img]
[/QUOTE]
Friendly Troll
:byodood:
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145440]Alright so recently my mother moved from her bedroom to the lounge, to make room for my older brother who's coming to stay. Now when she emptied her shelf she gave me her norwegian troll her brother gave her.
Why is this notable? Because of three things.
1. It seems to be made of an impossible material(Plastic wood.)
2. It is apparantely either A. a model of a 100% real norwegian troll(That swings on clotheslines and steals underpants(HURR SOUTH PARK)) or B. A troll turned to wood.
3. It apparantely brings good luck.
Now why is this notable? It's [highlight]terrifying.[/highlight]
In a few hours i'll get pictures but here's one off Google(mine is handmade/non painted)
[img_thumb]http://www.shopatnorway.com/images/840018_LA_troll_norway.jpg[/img_thumb]
The worst part is, Mine has these weird catseyes that seem to glint no matter what light it's in. and the teeth are much more visible than anything else...[/QUOTE]
They sell them at visitors shops as novelty souvenirs in Oslo. There is nothing special about the Troll.
My mom got one on her workplace
Things that look hideous and terrifying aren't necessarily mean.
You should name it Karkat.
I named it Gruga.
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145440]
3. It apparantely brings good luck.
[/QUOTE]
Nah it's just trollin.
I used too have so many trolls around the house, then we moved. There is no trolls left. I must change this!
Dig A Hole And Drop It In, If You See It Standing Over Your Body With A Knife While You Suddenly Jump And Gasp For Breath Because You Were Thinking About Killer Gnome-Troll-Nose Things And The Gnome-Troll-Nose Thing Is Muddy Then You Know You Have A Problem.... Otherwise, Don't Mind It. Just A Creepy Doll Thing.
There is only one solution.
[IMG]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg[/IMG]
Burn it.
Place it near your computer.
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