[url]http://www.vgtv.no/?id=32482&category=17[/url]
here is someting for you non-belivers to look at
I had one of those! They’re all over Norwegian gift shops. The wooden plastic is truly remarkable and smells cool too.
Rivfader is coming to get you OP.
[QUOTE=healthpoint;25195513]Rivfader is coming to get you OP.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, a fellow facepuncher who knows of Finntroll? :holy:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;25150803]Things that look hideous and terrifying aren't necessarily mean.[/QUOTE]
It's true, I'm very kind
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[QUOTE=Gmans Granny;25195640]Holy shit, a fellow facepuncher who knows of Finntroll? :holy:[/QUOTE]
Trollhammaren!
Go to sleep with a camera beside it, nothing happens and nothing will happen you're fine.
the Norwegian trolls are scary. that one is made of ... someting called glassfiber I think in Norwegian. In English its glass-reinforced plastic. I think that the troll is made of that
why the fuck is there a horse comforting that girl?
[IMG]http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5903/hggf.png[/IMG]
OP, you should welcome your new troll overlord.
Offer it a sacrifice by slaying the neighbors cat in front of it.
You're scared of a doll. Good bye pride.
Yeah, there's a lot of trolls in Norway. Here's a medium sized troll, not a rare sight up here.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hi_4GT35yc[/media]
[QUOTE=Jallen;25196513]OP, you should welcome your new troll overlord.
Offer it a sacrifice by slaying the neighbors cat in front of it.[/QUOTE]
Trolls don't care about animals. They care about fresh christian mens blood.
[QUOTE=catfishyfish;25196357]the Norwegian trolls are scary. that one is made of ... someting called glassfiber I think in Norwegian. In English its glass-reinforced plastic. I think that the troll is made of that[/QUOTE]
Polymethyl methacrylate
Most people just call it Plexiglas here.
Unless you're talking about fibreglass, it's different
[QUOTE=dgg;25198122]Trolls don't care about animals. They care about fresh christian mens blood.[/QUOTE]
But they are stupid. You can just shave the cat and stick a bible to its back and the troll will assume a christian human.
They bring good luck because whoever can remain sane with this near them deserves it.
Convert it to Com-
SELF CONTROL DAMMIT!
Seriously, it's kinda creepy. I say bury it at night, then go check in the morning. If the hole is dug up, then it's coming to get you.
It's a fucking toy. Man up.
It just needs a hug (and flesh)
This reminds me of how horrible most norwegian stories are. Seriously, in one, there's a kid that makes a troll family eat their child without them knowing.
[QUOTE=Jallen;25198595]But they are stupid. You can just shave the cat and stick a bible to its back and the troll will assume a christian human.[/QUOTE]
No, you have to make the cat believe in God and all that. They smell the christianity in your blood.
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[QUOTE=Mikkelmann;25203038]This reminds me of how horrible most norwegian stories are. Seriously, in one, there's a kid that makes a troll family eat their child without them knowing.[/QUOTE]
They're all stories made up so the children won't go outside and travel too far from home. Keep them where it's safe by scaring the shit out of them.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25198345]Polymethyl methacrylate
Most people just call it Plexiglas here.
Unless you're talking about fibreglass, it's different[/QUOTE]
I just tough that glassfiber was like something else, that you used on boats and stuff. I just found it on wikipedia lol (I am Norwegian though)
[QUOTE=mzathemind;25145571]That's the dickiest dicknose I have seen ever.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/001_dicknose.jpg[/img]
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