My mother is a bird lover - General

[img]http://gyazo.com/2e949059b21dcc62d68f6c032c01633c.png[/img] [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] bird lover lmao

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;29501198][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/2e949059b21dcc62d68f6c032c01633c.png[/img_thumb] [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] bird lover lmao[/QUOTE] :ms:

Kick the damn things to death while your mother watches.

What. No “shitty situation” jokes. I expected more Facepunch.

Get a cat and release it on the birds

[QUOTE=LATTEH;29486142]feed them rice?[/QUOTE] False: [url]http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp[/url]

Have you tried sitting down and talking with her about the problem?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPLNxy7oel8[/media]

[QUOTE=Natahster;29505704]Have you tried sitting down and talking with her about the problem?[/QUOTE] Yeaah but she is still not quite willing to get rid of them. I dont know. As long as she is happy, I am happy

Fucking late, god damn it.

[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29486120]After a year the damn ducks were already walking and shitting on her lawn.[/QUOTE] Sorry :saddowns:

I read a story today about a guy in Egypt who cut the head off of a bird and got a house.

[img]http://www.brummieblogs.com/2007/BBFebruary2007_files/image003.jpg[/img] Your mum's house.

My grandma had a duck in her pool one summer. It stayed there for weeks, and we couldn't swim without it diving under the water and biting at our legs and asses. We couldn't figure out how to get rid of it, but as it turned out, fortune was on our side. It bit the neighbor's daughter, and they called animal control on it. That little bastard is biting asses in hell, now (the duck, I mean. Not the daughter).

Watch the movie: The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock with your mom.

this is somehow funny

Just start running around the lawn chainsawing the birds to death, while she watches. There'll be blood and bird flying everywhere and blades flashing and she'll be screaming and the chainsaw'll be roaring at first, but then going HNNNGG-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH as it catches on bird. Trust me, it'll be the funniest shit ever.

Use lightning type attacks. Or make a large birdhouse and fill it with cats. And a bird bath filled with sauce.

My bird is a mother lover.

Dr Strangelove your like 30 right since you have kids and your mother is suffering from Alzheimers? So why are you asking a teenage population for advice on what to do?

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;29527872]Dr Strangelove your like 30 right since you have kids and your mother is suffering from Alzheimers? So why are you asking a teenage population for advice on what to do?[/QUOTE] Actually im 27 and my kids are 3 years old. IM. TOO. OLD?

[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29531784]Actually im 27 and my kids are 3 years old. IM. TOO. OLD?[/QUOTE] Hey, I'm turning 27 within a few weeks... glad to see I'm not the only [I]old fart[/I] around here :unsmith:

Maybe the birds are trying to claim sexual territory over your mother?

i think the most humane thing would be to put her down [editline]30th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29531926]Hey, I'm turning 27 within a few weeks... glad to see I'm not the only [I]old fart[/I] around here :unsmith:[/QUOTE] why the hell did you put 'old fart' in italics, like it was some weird code for people in the know? what does old fart mean? is it like dogging? i'm just taking the [i]dog for a walk[/i]

Make them eat combustible lemons

[QUOTE=Ghost656;29486684]Show pictures of birds with arms to her.[/QUOTE] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3492/3756993006_d701268e6c.jpg[/img]

If she stopped feeding them, they would go away. Seems like a simple solution to me.

[QUOTE=proch;29537389][img_thumb]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3492/3756993006_d701268e6c.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Lawl agreed that will destroy her image of birds

Buy her a male peacock.

TNT