• Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher
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[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;26022867]except for the fact that you're a stubby little upper middle class white kid who goes to a prep school damnnn[/QUOTE] Funny thing, I'm home schooled.
Here's how I predict a court session going. "My son, who happens to be black, was slapped by a white teacher. I demand an apology by the teacher and a written promise that none of the staff wil harm him again." "That's reasonable. Allow us to fill out these forms and we'll send you on your wa-" "I'm not finished. I also demand a car of my choice, a seven day trip to disney land, a $1500 Wal-Mart gift card and jazz lessons for my son." "That's not how the justice system works in this count-" "Stop interrupting me. Here's my three list page of demands, which go over the things I demand for both my son, myself, and my family." "..." "Well?" "Get the fuck out of my courtroom, you bitch."
[quote="SAPoster"]I have no doubt in my mind that mothers like this lead to serial killers.[/quote] [img]http://i56.tinypic.com/eam52w.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;26024469]Here's how I predict a court session going. "My son, who happens to be black, was slapped by a white teacher. I demand an apology by the teacher and a written promise that none of the staff wil harm him again." "That's reasonable. Allow us to fill out these forms and we'll send you on your wa-" "I'm not finished. I also demand a car of my choice, a seven day trip to disney land, a $1500 Wal-Mart gift card and jazz lessons for my son." "That's not how the justice system works in this count-" "Stop interrupting me. Here's my three list page of demands, which go over the things I demand for both my son, myself, and my family." "..." "Well?" "Get the fuck out of my courtroom, you bitch."[/QUOTE] [b]I got called a bitch by a count.[/b]
[img]http://gyazo.com/4d6b0528a36f7c81be435bd052a64b83.png[/img] Oh lord
[QUOTE=Gmans Granny;25996114]Why the fuck do they have to put emphasis on the [b]white teacher[/b]. I bet the little fucker deserved it.[/QUOTE] Agreed, race was totally irrelevant to some little kid getting slapped by a bitch. Of course, now the mother deserves to be slapped for [I]her[/I] bitchiness. It's like she expects everyone to have a ton of money and that she deserves it.
Just shows a picture of curtis on each page. Silly web design, hurts my self respect. Makes me want to slap her.
Holy shit, this is fucking funny.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;26022400]I laughed my ass off. HAARP and COINTELPRO? Signs of a conspiracy theorist... :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Hey hey, shes a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redemption_movement]sovereign mother[/url].
Maybe she would accept this in lieu of the other demands she made. [img]http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3488/c34fffbde5abbddf10f93ec.jpg[/img]
I nearly fell out of my chair reading the demands. A $1,500 gift card for walmart for the next 9 YEARS for school supplies? You don't even need 300 to cover that. A free college education until a Masters degree?
Did anyone happen to catch page 28's picture, the one with the painter "painting" Curtis Bowen's face? It is painfully obvious it's just a cropped image over a canvas.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;26031082]Did anyone happen to catch page 28's picture, the one with the painter "painting" Curtis Bowen's face? It is painfully obvious it's just a cropped image over a canvas.[/QUOTE] Well, yeah. She's trying to make Curtis's face seem like a work of art. it's just a face.
[QUOTE=Gmans Granny;25996114]Why the fuck do they have to put emphasis on the [b]white teacher[/b]. I bet the little fucker deserved it.[/QUOTE] I don't like how you insult the kid for how stupid his mother is. Also, the circumstances were described and it didn't seem like they were doing anything worth getting slapped for.
If i was the judge id tell that women to suck it up. My teachers always slapped me and i didn't cry to my mommy. Let it go. Its not racist.
Since the fourth post I was determined to read through it and not laugh. I failed. :saddowns:
I remember when I got hit in the arm with a meter stick for swearing at the teacher. I never swore in class again unless the teacher told me to my face they didn't care. See how this works?
I'm sorry, but is the teachers name seriously Ms. Curry?
[b]GIVE ME A CAR PAY MY BILLS GIVE ME A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS[/B] Also, kiss my black ass!
$250,000 for slapping someone cause you think he has a "million dollar face" :lol::lol: And a 7 day disney trip. I bet the principle was laughing his ass off reading this.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a troll site?
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;26006748]i hope she wins. the school system can kiss my ENTIRE black ass[/QUOTE] Lisa henry bowen © has a million dollar Ass©. as a black woman and mother, please send me a sum of $1,000,000.00 USD.
I wonder what the father is thinking about all this.
That boy needs to be slapped again. His dumb-ass mama too. Shit. People are so damn stupid. -sdwise (c)
Cool Story: The same thing happened to me, except reverse of what happened. Though I don't blame my parents, now that I look back at my younger years, I was a bit of an asshole. Oh by the way, I wonder if any demands will be met. Though getting a new car, trip to Disneyland (which I would KILL PEOPLE for), trip to D.C., and getting a shitload of "Wal-Mark" giftcards is just ridiculous and wont happen.
Man this lady has serious entitlement issues.
Awesome plan: I get my black friend, slap him at school, then his mom sues the school for allowing this thing to happen, and we all split the cash. I'm a fucking mastermind.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;26045174]Awesome plan: I get my black friend, slap him at school, then his mom sues the school for allowing this thing to happen, and we all split the cash. I'm a fucking mastermind.[/QUOTE] I see a flaw in your otherwise brilliant plan.
The sad part is that I know she's serious.
I hate people who take situations like this too far. I know a friend of mine who is 15 that would do something like this. He would probably make a Keynote presentation and a Word doc just like the kid's mother with a title page, index, and all that jazz.
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