Going to a 'Pimps n' Ho's' costume party tonight - Cheap sexual thrills possible - General

i am looking forward to the result. hopefully you get some. But if you dont, we'll all still be very entertained when you tell us the outcome.

Good luck my friend. Update after to let us know how it goes.

take a spy cam that fits everywhere or something like a pencil cam or stuff if you can't take out other kind of cameras

You sound pretty creepy. I will looks forward to evidence.

[B][U]Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.[/U][/B] Anyone remember the movie? :)

Rated funny, but i do think posting pics of drunk girls is kinda immoral.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21809567] I plan to stay sober, to fully [B]rape[/B] the benefits. :q: [/QUOTE] Fixed.

OP plans to stay sober because his parents said no alcohol

don't just fuck one [b]fuck them all[/b]

make sure you hit some of dat

So is the point of the party to have a massive harem for every guy attending..? You sound like you have pretty immoral and whorey friends

i have one of those pen cameras. you could get one and slip it in your pocket.

Whatever the outcome is, I'm sure I will find it amusing.

hes dead

Lucky bitch :frown:

[QUOTE=Septimas;21810589][B][U]Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.[/U][/B] Anyone remember the movie? :)[/QUOTE] Superbad?

Tell them you're from Facepunch and that you made this thread then have them read it. Assured pussy.

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;21809766]If anything happens make sure you let Dan be boobies[/QUOTE]

isn't it considered rape to have sex with an intoxicated person while you are completely sober?

So? When will OP drop the pics of the Ho's or of him crying himself to sleep?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozK70MLd42k[/media] :smug:

kinda lame that the only way for guys at the party to get a girl is to have them assigned

If I were you OP, I would just get drunk and have a good time with them, that'll probably give you more chance than being a rapist.

Well where are the pics now

[QUOTE=:smug:;21809567]A birthday party for someone who is slightly whore-like has taken the theme of pimps and ho's, as stated in the thread title. There [B]will[/B] be plenty of alcohol, and with all the girls dressed as whores...there is likely going to be some sexual scenes. I hope to take pictures (even though we've been told no pictures after the start), hopefully they'll all be too smashed to notice. I plan to stay sober, to fully reap the benefits. :q: Most girls coming to the party have assigned themself to a pimp, myself accumulating three whores - and I have assessed the possibility of them giving me a form of sexual favour...I doubt sex is likely. Right...well here I go. [B]Ho #1[/B] Probably least likely to do anything, though I haven't seen her drunk and she has stated intention to get slightly drunk at this party. I'm hoping that maybe she'll become completely impulsive influenced by the drink, but it is an outside chance. She is definitely one of the more reserved, frigid whores that I will have at this party. [B]Ho #2[/B] The person who's party it is, and she is more likely than the first. She's recently been flirting with me to get back at my best friend who broke up with her a month or so ago. At a previous party she took off her top, and was wearing short shorts. She was smashed, and her bra later got taken off(she has pretty big boobies)...unfortunately I wasn't able to attend that day:frown:. A couple of days ago, I bet her that she couldn't fit her whole pen in her mouth...she was about to do it - but then stopped due to the realisation that we were in a lesson at school. Maybe she'll prove to me how much she can fit in her mouth tonight. :q: [B]Ho #3[/B] Definitely the most likely, she's taken her top off plenty of times at parties to reveal...well her small boobs. For what she lacks there though, she makes up with for her pretty hot face - and I've noticed how good her lips would be for blowjobs. Before she offered to be one of my whores, we were talking and making jokes about blowjobs. I can only hope... [B] I'll try taking pics when they're all drunk, but I can't make any promises...it's been strictly forbidden.[/B] Rate me funny if you would also exploit this situation, and dumb if you think this is completely immoral :downs:[/QUOTE] Date of Birth April 7, 1995 (15) Take pics = enjoy jail [editline]08:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rangrgoto1;21820953]isn't it considered rape to have sex with an intoxicated person while you are completely sober?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it is Get some = enjoy jail Basically if you do anything you've mentioned you could end up doing time [editline]08:09PM[/editline] Hard time, heh heh heh

Local boy found at pimps and hoes party found passed out in the garbage "pencil dick" written all over him.

OP is a freshman....in high school. You can't even drive. How are you going to get there? "Mom, can you please take me to a pimps and ho's party so I can get drunk and hopefully fuck a girl?" Our society is crumbling :eng99:

[QUOTE=Septimas;21810589][B][U]Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.[/U][/B] Anyone remember the movie? :)[/QUOTE] Animal House

[QUOTE=:smug:;21809567] [b]I'll try taking pics when they're all drunk, but I can't make any promises...it's been strictly forbidden.[/B] [/QUOTE] Buy these [img]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6679/spycamerasunglasses.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;21829426]Buy these [img]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6679/spycamerasunglasses.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah that's totally discreet.