Going to a 'Pimps n' Ho's' costume party tonight - Cheap sexual thrills possible - General

[QUOTE=:smug:;21809567]A birthday party for someone who is slightly whore-like has taken the theme of pimps and ho's, as stated in the thread title. There [B]will[/B] be plenty of alcohol, and with all the girls dressed as whores...there is likely going to be some sexual scenes. I hope to take pictures (even though we've been told no pictures after the start), hopefully they'll all be too smashed to notice. I plan to stay sober, to fully reap the benefits. :q: Most girls coming to the party have assigned themself to a pimp, myself accumulating three whores - and I have assessed the possibility of them giving me a form of sexual favour...I doubt sex is likely. Right...well here I go. [B]Ho #1[/B] Probably least likely to do anything, though I haven't seen her drunk and she has stated intention to get slightly drunk at this party. I'm hoping that maybe she'll become completely impulsive influenced by the drink, but it is an outside chance. She is definitely one of the more reserved, frigid whores that I will have at this party. [B]Ho #2[/B] The person who's party it is, and she is more likely than the first. She's recently been flirting with me to get back at my best friend who broke up with her a month or so ago. At a previous party she took off her top, and was wearing short shorts. She was smashed, and her bra later got taken off(she has pretty big boobies)...unfortunately I wasn't able to attend that day:frown:. A couple of days ago, I bet her that she couldn't fit her whole pen in her mouth...she was about to do it - but then stopped due to the realisation that we were in a lesson at school. Maybe she'll prove to me how much she can fit in her mouth tonight. :q: [B]Ho #3[/B] Definitely the most likely, she's taken her top off plenty of times at parties to reveal...well her small boobs. For what she lacks there though, she makes up with for her pretty hot face - and I've noticed how good her lips would be for blowjobs. Before she offered to be one of my whores, we were talking and making jokes about blowjobs. I can only hope... [B] I'll try taking pics when they're all drunk, but I can't make any promises...it's been strictly forbidden.[/B] Rate me funny if you would also exploit this situation, and dumb if you think this is completely immoral :downs:[/QUOTE] that's not how these parties work there is not going to be any sexual action

we need updates

[QUOTE=Hendo;21830120]we need updates[/QUOTE] OP is in jail on public indecency charges. :v:

Gee I miss [I]Spin-the-Head.[/I]

No pics? fuck you

[QUOTE=kevn150;21829063]OP is a freshman....in high school. You can't even drive. How are you going to get there? "Mom, can you please take me to a pimps and ho's party so I can get drunk and hopefully fuck a girl?" Our society is crumbling :eng99:[/QUOTE] Car pooling? Going by train/bus? Walking there?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21823752]Date of Birth April 7, 1995 (15) Take pics = enjoy jail [editline]08:09PM[/editline] I'm pretty sure it is Get some = enjoy jail Basically if you do anything you've mentioned you could end up doing time [editline]08:09PM[/editline] Hard time, heh heh heh[/QUOTE] Ahem yeah, that's kind of why I decided not to :v: Anyway, bumped for update to OP. [QUOTE]OP is a freshman....in high school. You can't even drive. How are you going to get there? "Mom, can you please take me to a pimps and ho's party so I can get drunk and hopefully fuck a girl?" Our society is crumbling [/QUOTE] It's called public transport. Also I'm British...so I would be asking my [B]mum[/B] to drive me. That is, if I was stupid enough to mention it to her.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21809567] [B]Update:[/B] Got with a different girl, got a handjob that was interrupted (drunk friend came up and shouted [B]"CREDIT CARD"[/B] and slapping his hand inbetween our mouths. [b]I fingered her, but had to stop as other people were in the room and she was starting to moan fairly loudly.[/b] [/QUOTE] bolded part clearly didnt happen

Credit card

[QUOTE=Greaterbeing~;21833536]bolded part clearly didnt happen[/QUOTE] How do you know?

CREDIT CARDd!!!!!!!!!!!

You sound like a douche, you are 15 and think you are cool taking advantage of drunk girls. Get a fucking life and try to get a girl when she isn't smashed off her tits or is that too much of a task for you?

[QUOTE=Greaterbeing~;21833536]bolded part clearly didnt happen[/QUOTE] She could have been putting it on for all I know, but I didn't want someone coming over and noticing a couple of my fingers were dripping wet. [QUOTE=LUHG!;21833890]You sound like a douche, you are 15 and think you are cool taking advantage of drunk girls. Get a fucking life and try to get a girl when she isn't smashed off her tits or is that too much of a task for you?[/QUOTE] The girl liked me before the party, and we are now in a relationship. I'm sorry if I came across douchey, that wasn't my intention. :raise:

Credit Card? ...

boy got tossed off by his mum

[QUOTE=First 10'er;21834376]boy got tossed off by his mum[/QUOTE] you?

[QUOTE=Craptasket;21809587]How about I don't [b]tell you what you can or cannot do[/b][/QUOTE] Fixed

Ho# 1 is jealous and possibly has the extreme hots for you. Gutted.

You live in the same region as me. I wonder if you got off with someone I know... I hope it wasn't somebody I like :sigh:

[QUOTE=:smug:;21833895]She could have been putting it on for all I know, but I didn't want someone coming over and noticing a couple of my fingers were dripping wet. The girl liked me before the party, and we are now in a relationship. I'm sorry if I came across douchey, that wasn't my intention. :raise:[/QUOTE] Pics plz. [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Of this girl, for proof [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Not of your intimate fling [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Though actually...

If I were at that party, I'd be out on the dance floor. Not trying to get handjobs from random chicks.

Got any...photos?

[QUOTE=O'10er;21835549]Pics plz. [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Of this girl, for proof [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Not of your intimate fling [editline]03:01PM[/editline] Though actually...[/QUOTE] She was sober by the time we did anything, so even if I was immoral enough to take pictures she would have noticed.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21837051]She was sober by the time we did anything, so even if I was immoral enough to take pictures she would have noticed.[/QUOTE] No I mean picture of the girl in general for proof, not a picture of her at the club Though don't use a facebook picture. You'll be the next bigbomb.

Is it me or do teens in highschool these days think they are so bad ass ex. OP, if they go to a party and say that got some....

You could at least provide some pictures to prove you're not a fake

Where the fuck can I find a Pimp N ho's party around my house?

CREDlT CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Exp;21842467]You could at least provide some pictures to prove you're not a fake[/QUOTE] I have real life friends on Facepunch, who might consider it a step too far me posting pictures of her even if not of a sexual nature.

You're fucking 15? Was she stroking your 2 inch penis?