Going to a 'Pimps n' Ho's' costume party tonight - Cheap sexual thrills possible - General

[QUOTE=Dougz;21843726]You're fucking 15? Was she stroking your 2 inch penis?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]On entering puberty, the penis, scrotum and testicles will begin to develop. During the process, pubic hair grows above and around the penis. A large-scale study assessing penis size in thousands of 17–19 year old males found no difference in average penis size between 17 year olds and 19 year olds. From this, it can be concluded that penile growth is typically complete not later than age 17, and possibly earlier.[/QUOTE] According to Wikipedia I'm 2 years off my peak size. Failed smartarse.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21843759]According to Wikipedia I'm 2 years off my peak size. Failed smartarse.[/QUOTE] Its funny cause you had to look it up on wikipedia to make yourself feel better about your small penis

[QUOTE=:smug:;21843759]According to Wikipedia I'm 2 years off my peak size. Failed smartarse.[/QUOTE] 3 inches then, my bad. I can't fucking stand kids like you man. Around where I live there's plenty of em too.

[QUOTE=KillerCarrot;21843789]Its funny cause you had to look it up on wikipedia to make yourself feel better about your small penis[/QUOTE] I fail to see how if I have a tiny penis now, knowing it'll stop growing in 2 years would make me feel better. [editline]22:46[/editline] [QUOTE=Dougz;21843797]3 inches then, my bad. I can't fucking stand kids like you man. Around where I live there's plenty of em too.[/QUOTE] You're the kind of guy I'd normally get on with, but somehow we've started arguing...

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;21835841]If I were at that party, I'd be out on the dance floor. Not trying to get handjobs from random chicks.[/QUOTE] Are you homosexual?

Did you know: Having sex with a girl too drunk to give reasonable consent is rape, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE DRUNK AS WELL? I SUSPECT YOU DID NOT.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21843917]Did you know: Having sex with a girl too drunk to give reasonable consent is rape, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE DRUNK AS WELL? I SUSPECT YOU DID NOT.[/QUOTE] Mod lays down the law. :frown: I was never planning to have sex with a drunken girl, I figured that'd likely be too far. Anyway, it's worked out fine - now I have a sober relationship instead of solely a drunk one.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21843917]Did you know: Having sex with a girl too drunk to give reasonable consent is rape, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE DRUNK AS WELL? I SUSPECT YOU DID NOT.[/QUOTE] Well that means if your too drunk to give consent, she is raping you. Have you ever thought of that?

The sad part about this is, the whole time this was happening(I highly doubt that it did happen), is that you were waiting to go home to post it on FP.

[QUOTE=cyanide101;21843953]Well that means if your too drunk to give consent, she is raping you. Have you ever thought of that?[/QUOTE] yeah johnny you sexist.

ITT: op is a fifteen year old virgin nerd that brags about getting drunk at a party and makes up a story about fingering some chick he won't post normal pictures of

Just throwing my two cents out there, but from what I've been reading, it's a general consensus that male parts COMPLETELY stop growing at the age of 21. Not that it's any consolation to the OP.

[QUOTE=cyanide101;21843953]Well that means if your too drunk to give consent, she is raping you. Have you ever thought of that?[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm not quite positive how the legal dynamics of that work.

Silly smug

also, wat: [IMG]http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp290/Munchiselleh/lolokay.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21844101]Yeah I'm not quite positive how the legal dynamics of that work.[/QUOTE] There's also the whole legal complexity of self defense rape.

Lemme put this straight OP : nobody gives a shit if there are no pics! So post them and we're in business

I didn't even know people had themed parties outside of little kids' birthday parties and holiday parties.

[QUOTE=Munchiselleh;21844006]ITT: op is a fifteen year old virgin nerd that brags about getting drunk at a party and makes up a story about fingering some chick he won't post normal pictures of[/QUOTE] Believe me if you want, I couldn't be bothered what people over the internet think of me. I'm not posting pictures of her, because that would be completely immoral. Anyway, I could google to find a few obscure pictures and you wouldn't know the difference. [QUOTE=MUNCHISELLEH;21844009]also, wat: [IMG]http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp290/Munchiselleh/lolokay.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I stand by what I said, nothing sexual happens in my [B]school[/B]. You know, that group of buildings where I learn.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21844215]Believe me if you want, I couldn't be bothered what people over the internet think of me. I'm not posting pictures of her, because that would be completely immoral. Anyway, I could google to find a few obscure pictures and you wouldn't know the difference.[/QUOTE] You stated you were immoral. Not those exact words, but you said 'cheap sexual thrills' because bitches were getting drunk. You lose all morality thinking that you are going to fuck some chick who is completely fucking smashed.

[QUOTE=Dougz;21844213]I didn't even know people had themed parties outside of little kids' birthday parties and holiday parties.[/QUOTE] Plenty of themed parties around, what are you talking about?

[QUOTE=O'10er;21844286]Plenty of themed parties around, what are you talking about?[/QUOTE] I've never personally never been to a themed party. Nobody really throws them around here, I guess.

[QUOTE=Dougz;21844245]You stated you were immoral. Not those exact words, but you said 'cheap sexual thrills' because bitches were getting drunk. You lose all morality thinking that you are going to fuck some chick who is completely fucking smashed.[/QUOTE] I never said I wanted to fuck a drunk girl. I probably just have my priorities different to you. Think about it like this - somehow she finds out I posted pictures of her on an internet forum. The point is not that she won't, but it's how she would feel if she did find out. I'm done arguing (inb4 bedtime jokes), I have a ton of homework to do which I should have done a week ago...so good day Sir.

[QUOTE=:smug:;21844215]Believe me if you want, I couldn't be bothered what people over the internet think of me. I'm not posting pictures of her, because that would be completely immoral. [/QUOTE] ok, lets see a pic of you then mr. pimp boss

[QUOTE=S1N1337;21843883]Are you homosexual?[/QUOTE] I don't think there would be alot of parties where everyone is going too have a orgy, you just have to have a little luck that anyone is to be pissed drunk and two couples start to fuck out of nowhere.

one time i went to a pimps n hos themed party and didn't do coke because i thought i was being a smart kid but then we all got busted for underage drinking and no one got in trouble for coke. the moral of the story is if you have a chance you should definitely do coke

[QUOTE=Dougz;21843973]The sad part about this is, the whole time this was happening(I highly doubt that it did happen), is that you were waiting to go home to post it on FP.[/QUOTE] THE IRONY. /caps

[QUOTE=Armyis1337;21844077]Just throwing my two cents out there, but from what I've been reading, it's a general consensus that male parts COMPLETELY stop growing at the age of 21. Not that it's any consolation to the OP.[/QUOTE] I'm 18, and mine seems to still be growing. Can never have enough of a good thing :eng101:

handjob? really?

Who goes looking for a handy j other ther hooker customers short on cash.