Screw Omegle, lets VIDEO chat with a stranger! - General

[img]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8774/funky.png[/img] funkyhippo...

Hey, person with Green alien mask, We are destiny!

Somebody just said I looked like a genius serial killer cannibal. AWESOME.

[QUOTE=Irishman23;18631157][img]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8774/funky.png[/img] funkyhippo...[/QUOTE] Yep thats meeeeeee.

Goddamn funky hippo and his longass hair! He has a hair fetish, just so everyone knows.

Hi, I'm on the blu team.

Funkyhippo's a cam whore today.

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funky hippo is good to cyberwith funkyhippo: touch my tallalala billyman: ok

[IMG]http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff338/asrue2/Untitled-21.jpg[/IMG] I promised I'd post him. :v:

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Everyone is disconnecting as soon as it goes through, and the people that don't disconnect want me to show them my breasts. One problem. [sp]I'm a guy.[/sp]

Intriguing place.

* Connected, feel free to talk now * Stranger: FACEPUNCH. Stranger: :D You: I'm from Facepunch! Stranger: Nowai. Stranger: So am I. You: My username their is 'PooInTheLoo'. Stranger: i'm narran, you might remember me from that troll thread Stranger: Hi. :D You: Yay for Facepunch. Stranger: Yaaay! Stranger: Lol. some guy asked if I was boxxy. You: NOW I'M LEAVING. Stranger: I AM NOT BOXXY- oh bye Stranger: :D You: BAI BOXXY Stranger: what It's like FPers are invading this place.

I'm the one playing the G-Man speech by the way.

:v: [quote]Stranger: my negroes had gone up and run away from the plantation! can you help me caputre them and have them slave in my fields again, since that's all they're good for anyway?[/quote] Right...

[b]Holy shit[/b] [IMG]http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff338/asrue2/Untitled-22.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/WHAT_THE_FUCK.jpg[/img] :wtc: [b]WHO THE FUCK IS THAT???[/b]

I love how everybody hates my voice, it'd be funnier if they didn't disconnect after finding out it's me again.

[media][IMG]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/gfdfgds.png[/IMG][/media] I do not know what the hell just happened.

[QUOTE=The BLU Heavy;18631521]I love how everybody hates my voice, it'd be funnier if they didn't disconnect after finding out it's me again.[/QUOTE] I FOUND YOU! I was talking to you, I'm the stalker. :downs:

omg that downer kid is a proper nazi :D

Someone just sung me a song about static :D

[img]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/suicidalvoters/ghaggagagaa.jpg[/img] he was dancing

[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;18631397]* Connected, feel free to talk now * Stranger: FACEPUNCH. Stranger: :D You: I'm from Facepunch! Stranger: Nowai. Stranger: So am I. You: My username their is 'PooInTheLoo'. Stranger: i'm narran, you might remember me from that troll thread Stranger: Hi. :D You: Yay for Facepunch. Stranger: Yaaay! Stranger: Lol. some guy asked if I was boxxy. You: NOW I'M LEAVING. Stranger: I AM NOT BOXXY- oh bye Stranger: :D You: BAI BOXXY Stranger: what It's like FPers are invading this place.[/QUOTE] That's the girl I talked too! I said she looked like Boxxy.

[quote]You: hey You: sup You: wanna play a game? Stranger: lol? Stranger: how do i play a game and chat at the same time You: easy You: you watch, I play :V Stranger: lol You: you like the music? You: what kind of dog ya got? You: OMG You: You ate him! Stranger: WTF Stranger: no its not Stranger: its a burger You: yes! yes you did You: FILLED WITH DOGMEAT Stranger: Its cow Stranger: idiot Stranger: nvm You: you know You: I have a warrant for my arrest You: don't tell anyone you chatted with Joseph Satin, ok? Stranger: is that a joke You: no, no its not Stranger: are you joking? You: OH SHIT You: cops aiwebtgun e Stranger: your Joseph Satin? *Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person!*[/quote] Don't think that went well. It was with a kid, his dad, his dog and the kid's eating a hamburger. Just say you're Joseph Satin and you have warrant for your arrest on you.

[media]http://i49.tinypic.com/10yl65h.jpg[/media] Intresting

Met 2 chicks looked like they where on a loop but meh

Wow, just had a fucking long chat with a 25 year old married guy. We talked about EVERYTHING. Religion, sex life, marriage, paedophiles, global warming, music, movies, TV shows, anime, our rooms, videos, education, food, shaving, and well yeah... And it all started with him having one of the Ghostbuster guys having gay sex with the marshmallow man from Ghostbuster and me making my mouth and beard look like a hairy vagina. But we kept going and we actually started chatting. I talked and he typed, so the chat log is unnecessary and fucking long anyways so nobody will care about it, but eh, what the hell. [code]Stranger: hi Stranger: u like that Stranger: are u high Stranger: what drugs u take Stranger: i can tell you take drugs Stranger: wanna know why Stranger: because of the beard Stranger: let me just put a tshirt on Stranger: one sec Stranger: ok now Stranger: this is sad Stranger: 25 Stranger: no im not You: I said almost Stranger: let me just get a tshirt i feel weird You: You know, barely legal Stranger: one sec Stranger: your 18 Stranger: witha beard like that Stranger: man Stranger: ok i believe u Stranger: where is that id from Stranger: ? Stranger: america Stranger: norway Stranger: man Stranger: im england Stranger: yes Stranger: u are so on drugs Stranger: serious Stranger: good boy Stranger: ever had a girl Stranger: im married Stranger: i heard of this chat Stranger: i thought i would check it out Stranger: i met you lol Stranger: u live with mummy Stranger: that your room Stranger: wtf Stranger: got any consoles Stranger: how old is your dad? 25? Stranger: no sorry im being silly Stranger: and he likes kids consoles Stranger: like wii Stranger: whats your fav console Stranger: my favourite is the n64 Stranger: omg Stranger: all mine are virtual console on the wii Stranger: not the old carts Stranger: anyway, i think you think your quite smart? Stranger: what do you believe Stranger: what is a non christain god? Stranger: i agree Stranger: never really makes much sense, to believe in a god that loves you but then sends you to hell Stranger: it doesnt make sense Stranger: so u believe god doesnt love or hate Stranger: why would he create everything? Stranger: so its selfish? Stranger: what scares me the most, is when you die Stranger: everything just continues Stranger: like you didnt exist Stranger: what time is it You: 00:48 Stranger: 1 hour ahead Stranger: hmmm Stranger: so i wonder Stranger: will we ever know Stranger: the answers Stranger: what about the saying everything happens for a reason Stranger: but would it be boring? Stranger: i dunno Stranger: i know death doesnt seem natural Stranger: when you lose a close family memeber Stranger: you will always have a gap Stranger: u understand? Stranger: if your mum died Stranger: hope not tho lol Stranger: just saying Stranger: if your mum died Stranger: you would always Stranger: feel Stranger: a gap Stranger: a void Stranger: so it doesnt feel natural Stranger: but everyone is attached to someone Stranger: so you would desire Stranger: to see her again Stranger: all your life Stranger: ok, ask me something... Stranger: i dont mind Stranger: i believe in the bible Stranger: not taht i force it on anyone Stranger: but I do believe in hope Stranger: and also that there is something much bigger than u Stranger: us Stranger: a bigger picture, that we cannot even understand Stranger: behind all this universe Stranger: beyond it Stranger: way beyond Stranger: u cant even imagine Stranger: our minds could not comprehend it Stranger: we are quite limited Stranger: with time Stranger: we are joined to time Stranger: cant escape it Stranger: he created a clock and calander Stranger: we Stranger: but not the actual time Stranger: yeah so for example Stranger: lets say god was never born Stranger: or never had a beginning Stranger: could your mind accept such a thing? Stranger: hard to understand tho Stranger: exactl Stranger: ok you ask me something else Stranger: yes Stranger: i think there are alot of gay men Stranger: i mean alot of men who have gay thoughts Stranger: but never actually do it Stranger: they may get married, so to me, i think that just because he thinks it, doesnt make him gay Stranger: likewise Stranger: a pedo, wouldnt be a pedo, unless they do it Stranger: if you look at child porn Stranger: u are one?? or not? Stranger: i agree Stranger: but if the man is married, but fights with his own mind not to think about children Stranger: then what? Stranger: so its a defect Stranger: in teh brain Stranger: so what about murderers Stranger: looking at pictures on the net of murders, watching the movie hostel Stranger: ok Stranger: i will ask you something Stranger: are youa virgin Stranger: saving till marridge Stranger: how many girls you been with Stranger: her name You: Henriette Stranger: why no Stranger: ok did that hurt Stranger: did you cry in your hole in the wall? Stranger: how long wasthe relationship Stranger: wtf Stranger: some on man Stranger: *slaps you* Stranger: hostel? Stranger: did you grow the beard Stranger: wtf at 14 you had a beard Stranger: were you proud of it Stranger: i remember at school Stranger: it was beard wars Stranger: i love beards Stranger: i like the film 300 Stranger: you? Stranger: because of the beards Stranger: i think you are trying that beard Stranger: king leonidus Stranger: ok u ask me something Stranger: nine inch nails Stranger: i think you like Stranger: cradle of filth Stranger: i dont like them Stranger: ramstein Stranger: muse Stranger: i think prodigy Stranger: aphex twin Stranger: and nine inch nails Stranger: thats it Stranger: i like duran duran lol Stranger: i like lots some drum and base Stranger: chill out music You: Era Stranger: what u like Stranger: sigor ros Stranger: i know your fav Stranger: shakira Stranger: let me show u something Stranger: u like? Stranger: good movie Stranger: no Stranger: thats shoot em up Stranger: ok Stranger: thats enough of movies Stranger: im looking forwad to avatar Stranger: what you doing tomorrow Stranger: what you doing tomorrow Stranger: ? Stranger: what class? Stranger: exciting Stranger: can i show you a movie i made Stranger: one second Stranger: this my wife Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jESGmYW26P4[/url] You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA5mqwJzHRs[/url] Stranger: watching yours Stranger: good quality camera Stranger: no? Stranger: watch this lo [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZypG1uVeoic[/url] Stranger: lol Stranger: 300! Stranger: last one [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEzmt-KL3pM[/url] Stranger: just silly Stranger: its low quality stuff Stranger: dont be rude Stranger: just because you got a good camera Stranger: exactly Stranger: so mine is better Stranger: anyway Stranger: ask me anything Stranger: some on man Stranger: come on Stranger: this is a long stranger chat hey Stranger: how many times you done this Stranger: what were the otehrs like Stranger: crap Stranger: yup Stranger: where you from Stranger: forum Stranger: face punch Stranger: i use gamefaqs Stranger: twilight is rubbish Stranger: 24, lost, flashforward DEXTER Stranger: u Stranger: heroes is runnish no? Stranger: rubbish Stranger: u like hayden Stranger: claire Stranger: yeah you do, pedo Stranger: let me show u something Stranger: i love her Stranger: and want to make babies You: but you can't Stranger: ok Stranger: cod4 mw2 Stranger: means what Stranger: u pld it Stranger: will u Stranger: i payed fallout 3 Stranger: halfl ife? Stranger: 2 Stranger: u play on pc Stranger: counterstrike Stranger: source? Stranger: 1.6 Stranger: its old Stranger: u play manhunt 2 Stranger: you play sims Stranger: crap Stranger: anyway, u ask me something Stranger: at the moment call of dutys Stranger: all of them Stranger: im on worldatwar Stranger: i remember that Stranger: i play settlers Stranger: great game! Stranger: the first teamfortress i pld alot Stranger: tfc Stranger: morrowind Stranger: bioshock Stranger: yeah everyone has Stranger: tetris Stranger: mass effect Stranger: u dont play any new games! Stranger: what do you want to do when you get a job Stranger: a good friend of mine does that Stranger: let me show u Stranger: [url]http://www.yammayap.com/[/url] Stranger: he does, all the logos Stranger: and design Stranger: works very hard Stranger: good money Stranger: i do tiling Stranger: bathrooms Stranger: ok 500 Stranger: euros Stranger: dollars Stranger: beard hairs Stranger: in a box made of gold Stranger: why do you have two chairs Stranger: yes Stranger: thats for your imaginary friend Stranger: ralph Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm Stranger: ok Stranger: let me show u Stranger: its good Stranger: no Stranger: yes Stranger: ok You: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Stranger: i have Stranger: not Stranger: holy shit, calm down Stranger: whats that shirt Stranger: whats the shirt in teh background Stranger: not very exciting Stranger: is that the first time u seen ladys underwear Stranger: look at the mess, u made me make Stranger: how do u live like that Stranger: thats is actually from hawaii Stranger: u are sad Stranger: donald duck Stranger: was that your dads too Stranger: d#comics Stranger: its porn inside Stranger: ok a question Stranger: how often do you view porn? Stranger: your addicted Stranger: u need help Stranger: go tell your mum Stranger: she will take your computer away Stranger: omg Stranger: did she see it Stranger: where at teh computer Stranger: or in teh whole Stranger: hole Stranger: at the computer or in the hole in the wall Stranger: so when your mum saw you, you moved rooms Stranger: because of bad memorys Stranger: i hope it wasnt with yoru sister Stranger: that is wrong Stranger: ok Stranger: phew Stranger: ask me something now Stranger: 1 sister Stranger: she is 30 Stranger: i dont really talk to her Stranger: i dont find her hot no Stranger: but if i was desperate you never know Stranger: yes i believe there will be a year called 2012 Stranger: dec 22 Stranger: no i dont Stranger: but i believe that we dont respect the power of sun and space Stranger: it could wipe us out in the blink of an eye Stranger: fear it Stranger: enough Stranger: yeah Stranger: yeah but, mr normal who works at visa Stranger: dont understand Stranger: because you can say goodbye Stranger: it might Stranger: it might happen now Stranger: ahhhh Stranger: silence before the storm Stranger: i want to show u a pussy Stranger: yes, he runs away Stranger: thats how you started Stranger: did you think it was funny Stranger: yes very Stranger: i know its incredible Stranger: god - pedo - movies - anime Stranger: msn Stranger: [email]kantsas@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: so when am i coming over for dinner Stranger: u pay for me Stranger: ok deal Stranger: depends what food? Stranger: steak Stranger: rare Stranger: rare steak Stranger: bloody You: raw Stranger: raw Stranger: cook for 2 mins Stranger: each side Stranger: just red in the middle Stranger: like your ex Stranger: so we have more of a relationship Stranger: ok Stranger: thats cool Stranger: yeah, but this is just luck Stranger: normally you would talk to a child Stranger: taht d/c after 5 seconds Stranger: not you i mean on this chat Stranger: ok Stranger: true Stranger: its amazing how 1 billion people go hungry Stranger: the more we let them have, the less i have Stranger: but then Stranger: i think what we have isnt that great to be honest Stranger: lol wtf is your name Stranger: type it You: Dag Gullik Stranger: dag Stranger: i will call you Dag Stranger: ok Stranger: gullik Stranger: Andrew Stranger: Andrew Stranger: My name is Andrew Stranger: nice to meet you Stranger: where are you from Stranger: normway Stranger: you like pedos? Stranger: why did you ask me about pedos Stranger: are you one? Stranger: if i was a poilceman Stranger: and i walked into a home Stranger: and i saw a man Stranger: mollesting a 4 year old boy Stranger: i would cut his penis off Stranger: i wouldnt cut the childs off Stranger: ok fair point Stranger: he wouldnt be asking that Stranger: he would be asking why is asshole hurts Stranger: thats just wrong hey Stranger: i know Stranger: whats happening now then Stranger: you going to bed? Stranger: look at porn while your mum is out Stranger: i suppose Stranger: not now tho while im looking Stranger: yes Stranger: im sure Stranger: because Stranger: its not me showing you Stranger: i noticed Stranger: you dont have any nature in your room Stranger: no flowers or plants Stranger: thats bad for your oxygen Stranger: its not real Stranger: photoshop Stranger: i could tell Stranger: it looks fake Stranger: and a fan blows your hair Stranger: its windy no? Stranger: wtf Stranger: it was the wind Stranger: you say vind Stranger: say Wind Stranger: say well Stranger: say world Stranger: accent Stranger: say world english Stranger: like me Stranger: yes Stranger: autrailan Stranger: italian Stranger: that whole in your wall Stranger: creeps me out Stranger: hole Stranger: yes Stranger: it looks like a church Stranger: devil Stranger: you have definatly done that before! Stranger: ok Stranger: ask away Stranger: once a day Stranger: sometimes Stranger: i dont Stranger: how often do you, once a year Stranger: sometimes i just wash the key areas Stranger: armpits, penis, asshole and teeth Stranger: yeah you crush them Stranger: armpits penis asshole teeth, with the same brush Stranger: and in that order Stranger: yes Stranger: i love used chocolate Stranger: u love holes Stranger: ok u wash every 4 days Stranger: thats why she dumped u Stranger: what if you have a shower Stranger: then later you take a huge poo Stranger: really messy Stranger: all over your cheeks Stranger: depends if i had a macdonalds Stranger: anyway, would u have a shower then Stranger: ? Stranger: ok a question for you Stranger: have you ever got poo in yoru beard Stranger: what about spunk Stranger: in your beard Stranger: do you rub it in yor beard after Stranger: woudl i make a good interviewer Stranger: i suppose Stranger: have you ever had a girl touch you Stranger: kiss Stranger: nipple Stranger: penis Stranger: asshole Stranger: eyeball Stranger: ok real one Stranger: neck Stranger: kiss neck Stranger: nibble ear Stranger: have you ever felt Stranger: im married Stranger: im not showing off Stranger: im in prison Stranger: have you ever touched a womans boobs Stranger: nose Stranger: not your mum Stranger: kiss Stranger: nose Stranger: belly Stranger: hand? Stranger: neck? Stranger: you need to become a man Stranger: your a boy Stranger: i could get you a girl tomorrow Stranger: wanna know how Stranger: shave the beard off Stranger: it will Stranger: keep the goatee Stranger: make it grade one Stranger: like mine Stranger: women like stubble Stranger: sandpaper Stranger: hmmm Stranger: you shoudl ask Stranger: women Stranger: they love stubble Stranger: ok question Stranger: do you have a hairy back Stranger: you will get one Stranger: when you 23 Stranger: omg Stranger: you shave your balls Stranger: u admit it Stranger: woman love pubic hair Stranger: do you like hairy woman Stranger: you look at too mcuh porn Stranger: u need to meet real women Stranger: not women who get paid Stranger: you have to know that women dont do that stuff in porn Stranger: anti climax Stranger: u knwo climax? Stranger: orgasm Stranger: = Stranger: climax Stranger: so Stranger: anti Stranger: first time having sex = anto climax Stranger: anti Stranger: typo Stranger: ask me Stranger: :) Stranger: it was an anti climax Stranger: i made her bleed Stranger: ye Stranger: i slept with 3 virgins Stranger: i am Stranger: not at the same time Stranger: 3 more than you Stranger: no i dont Stranger: i think you should wait till u get married Stranger: i made a mistake Stranger: 3 strikes Stranger: baseball Stranger: 4 bases Stranger: anyway Stranger: msn Stranger: u add me Stranger: no you didnt Stranger: msg me then Stranger: so chatroulette Stranger: is cool Stranger: im going to tell you something Stranger: you will never have a conversation on this as good as ours Stranger: no other person has this Stranger: i dont like the ya ya ya ya ya Stranger: did i upset u You: People have opinions Stranger: mine are all right Stranger: yours are all wrong You: Sorry, but all my opinions are fact You: Your opinions are fals Stranger: factually wrong You: false You: The fact that I say that your opinions are false further proves that you are wrong. And that is a fact. Stranger: you get your facts from wiki You: You get them from Yahoo Answers Stranger: no i get the from ask jeeves Stranger: i win You: Jews? Stranger: imbd Stranger: my facts Stranger: i win Stranger: u get yours from facebook Stranger: mainly from india Stranger: faulty products Stranger: so alot of it is useless Stranger: tell me a fact then Stranger: no thats an event Stranger: no its an event that took place Stranger: eating chips Stranger: i dont agree Stranger: its a fact i dont agree Stranger: i dont know it happened Stranger: i wasnt born Stranger: its like global warming Stranger: hey Stranger: let me tell you forth thing Stranger: ok ready You: fourth* Stranger: omg you grammer whore You: Nazi You: Grammar nazi Stranger: ok in medevil times Stranger: you had churches Stranger: and religions Stranger: that controlled many many people Stranger: everyone was god fearing Stranger: in those times Stranger: people were burned at the stakes, if they tried to expose Stranger: truths Stranger: now the world Stranger: atheism and belief in nothing is previaling to some degree Stranger: so how do they control people Stranger: how do you keep that fear Stranger: ? Stranger: global warming Stranger: fear Stranger: so on the news i hear that the ice caps are melting 20 m a month or something Stranger: how do i know that? its just fear Stranger: they might not be Stranger: you been there? Stranger: cfcs Stranger: my point is trying to prove it, my point is that global warming can be used to scare Stranger: im not trying to prove if its happening or not, i just think that its a good toolm in a world with religion losing its power Stranger: they need to keep that control Stranger: yes that religion used to have Stranger: the world have always used religion to control poeple Stranger: i mean in the last 1000 years Stranger: i think you understand what i mean Stranger: no Stranger: im trying to say its bad Stranger: i mean, they (governments) need to keep that control Stranger: they control that religion used to have Stranger: keep peoplein line Stranger: belief in hell Stranger: so people wont do bad things Stranger: once that is gone, atheism Stranger: global warming is anothe rhell Stranger: the end result is Stranger: to you it isnt, but to mr normal that works at visa, is unsure and scared Stranger: as soon as someone is scared, by what they hear, that is control Stranger: thankyou Stranger: no i think its evil Stranger: so what im getting at Stranger: i believe that making is damaging the earth Stranger: mankind* Stranger: to some effect Stranger: i mean the ozone Stranger: only if we stop Stranger: i heard that Stranger: if we stop everything, the ozone would repair in 20 years Stranger: amazing hey Stranger: i got to gp Stranger: go Stranger: to bed Stranger: and sleep Stranger: nice to talk Stranger: i got bendy fingers Stranger: show me then Stranger: u are useless Stranger: lol Stranger: end it all now Stranger: make a spider Stranger: holy shit Stranger: what about a penis Stranger: nearly Stranger: hard lol Stranger: hard lol Stranger: wtf Stranger: hairy balls lol Stranger: ok Stranger: make a bird Stranger: that looks weird Stranger: make a humanbeing Stranger: omg Stranger: thats amazing! Stranger: slap yourself Stranger: headbutt yourself lol Stranger: kiss yourself Stranger: thats fucked up Stranger: hug yourelf Stranger: high five yourself Stranger: hold your own hand Stranger: woah Stranger: can u do a trick, where u pul something out your mouth if you half your face Stranger: pull* Stranger: right hand Stranger: use the hand u cant see Stranger: other hand Stranger: do just a finger Stranger: lol Stranger: u ate it Stranger: ok i got to go freak Stranger: bye[/code]

I saw breasts, a man's breasts.