[QUOTE=chilla0;18632687]I met this girl named samantha haha and shes nice[/QUOTE]
No you didn't really. ;)
[QUOTE=The BLU Heavy;18632538]I'm the guy spamming eat that watermelon.[/QUOTE]
Hi buddy :P
Funkyhippo is one of the nicest people i have ever met
he's a fucking hero.
I met a FP user
[quote]* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: Why is everybody i meet have glasses?!
Stranger: Dunno
Stranger: I bet these are the best one's you've seen
Stranger: Nothing beats Ray Ban Aviators
You: Yeh, the first guy who hasn't disconneted within 5 seconds of connecting.
Stranger: lol people do that alot
Stranger: probably looking for chicks
Stranger: I am too but in a far slower, social, way
You: I met the one guy whow was spamming pr0nz.
You: *who
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: /b/?
Stranger: FP?
You: Yeah
You: FP
Stranger: Cool same
Stranger: We need more FPers
You: Yeah.
You: Did i menton my comp is in the living room
Stranger: no
You: It's pointed away from everybody though.
Stranger: So?
Stranger: I don't care, people look at me all the time
Stranger: It's my job
You: I told everybody avout the guy spamming pronz...and got a gaybow.
You: Average FP user IQ = 74
Stranger: That's a pretty high average
Stranger: Bluflame789
You: Wha--
You: How do you know my username?
Stranger: Now you have to find out my username
Stranger: I hacked your PC through here
Stranger: Give me a minute and I'll have where you live
You: This is akward.
Stranger: Ok can't be bothered, but given you loads of viruses
You: ...
Stranger: You have a pet
You: Yeah and?
Stranger: And you posted it a week ago
Stranger: but removed the image from FB
Stranger: It's a dog called Klondike
You: Yeah...
You: You're just reading my posts now.
Stranger: You hate advertising
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
[/quote]
I'm the Combine, demanding everyone to pick up the can.
Why won't you just pick up the can? :sigh:
I am god.
[QUOTE=Beartato;18632913]I am god.[/QUOTE]
nice to hear man
[QUOTE=yuki;18632268]The FIRST chat I get was someone streaming a porno.[/QUOTE]
I convinced that guy to stream porn so I could jerk off. Legit.
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/15331oy.jpg[/IMG]
:v:
I got, a blur, blackness and some yellowness.
This is fun.
Holy crap, I'm gonna have nightmares.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/960458/holycarp.png[/img]
HAH! Who was the guy who told me to look at the light over my shoulder and then left? That was great.
Some guy spammed goatse in front of my young eyes :frown:
[quote]* Connected, feel free to talk now *
( Stranger rants about not giving out credit card #s on the Internet)
You: wat
You: u want my credit card #?
Stranger: no
You: 4474-6971-4465-0047
Stranger: NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER
Stranger: omg
You: Niaeain Na'jadh
Stranger: NEVER EVER
You: Discover
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: UR SO NAIVE
Stranger: NEVER DO SO
You: Security code: 679
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: STOP IT
Stranger: NEVER
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
[/quote]
:lol:
I actually just had a DELIGHTFUL conversation with some girl who instead of writing her thesis paper decided to browse ChatRoulette. I can't say I blame her though, this shits hilarious.... besides the odd meatspin and random cocks
[QUOTE=Scyze;18632975][IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/15331oy.jpg[/IMG]
:v:[/QUOTE]
go to sleep man you look drunk as shit
I just saw a man do goatse :tinfoil:
Somebody just sang me some James Blunt.
[QUOTE=HeckXX;18633088]go to sleep man you look drunk as shit[/QUOTE]
Motherfucker! Haha! :love:
I... can't stop talking with those people... D:
holy shit there's a guy playing duckhunt on here
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/v6hqty.jpg[/IMG]
Just had a nice chat with this awesome scottish dude. Taught me all about Old Year's day, which is basically a manly New Years.
Holy shit that was awesome. I just had a chat with someone who had a metro cop as their webcam thing and he played their sounds and I said stuff like OH SHIT CPS and he played the pistol blam noises and I acted like I was dead and he said "Citizen has recieved civil judgement" or something and then chuckled and left.
nevermind he's playing super mario bros 3, his lightgun was broken
a room of fags where naked dancing liek hot or not to me LOL
[quote]Stranger: hai
You: hai
Stranger: that is a fine pair of shaded spectacles you have there friend
You: thanks
You: Ray Ban, gotta love them
You: FP?
Stranger: I have a pair myself
Stranger: why yes
You: cool same
Stranger: indeed I have been known to make the occasional post there
You: Quite
You: I myself find my existance on FP rather ephemeral
Stranger: well shyiiiiit
Stranger: Tell me good sir, are you a man who enjoys cheeses?
You: But, on the odd occasion, I have been accused of superflulous grandiloquence
You: I ask in return, who doesn't?
Stranger: You make a very good point
Stranger: to answer though
Stranger: I may suggest communists
You: What kind of suggestion is that?!
Stranger: with their red banners and disturbing lack of cheeses
Stranger: I find it most upsetting
You: Red banners!?!
You: I don't care care if they've been rodgering the Duke of York with a prize winning leek!!!
Stranger: and lack of cheese
You: That's preposterous
Stranger: don't forget
You: Quite, quite.
You: Man the battlestations
Stranger: simply outragous
You: We're going to war
Stranger: Indubidly, see you there old chum[/quote]
Cool convo.
To make one suffer, one must suffer too.
Don't go on here unless you envy your eyes.
How do you play music on here? Something to do with cyberlinking?