Screw Omegle, lets VIDEO chat with a stranger! - General

[QUOTE=cccritical;18650305]Hell no[/QUOTE] Har har. FAN MAN!

I played bioshock for about 3 hours for someone. I almost completed it again.

LOL, I met some fellow potheads that were cracking up. Then I pulled out a dime and they nearly cried :P

You: I made a beatiful drawing. You: of a cat. Stranger: Can I see it? You: Nope. Stranger: Why? D: You: The cat jumped out. Stranger: Of the drawing? You: Yep. You: Its horrible. You: I miss that cat. You: What am I going to do? Stranger: Okay Stranger: Right Stranger: Go get a fishing rod Stranger: And some cat food You: Yeah? Stranger: And some tracing paper Stranger: And some condoms You: Okay... Stranger: You see where I'm going with this? You: You want me to... You: Have sex? You: Cause thats what I understand with the condums? Stranger: Nono Stranger: Right Stranger: The cat's a drawing, right? You: Yeah... Stranger: So fill the condom with cat food Stranger: Then put it on You: K then... Stranger: Then put the fishing hook through your cock You: K. Stranger: Use your cock as bait for the cat Stranger: And throw it into the tracing paper You: Okay... You: Hold on. You: Okay. You: this really hurts but. You: I'm doing it. You: Okay... Stranger: Awesome You: Wait! You: I hear the cat! You: Ok... You: OH HELL NO! You: THE CAT Stranger: When you feel it sucking on your cock, reel it in You: IS EATING MY COCK! Stranger: OH SHIT You: IT HURTS! Stranger: DUDE Stranger: GET OUT OF THERE You: HELP ME! Stranger: PULL IT OUT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT You: I'm running out! You: OH SHIT! Stranger: OH GOD Stranger: WHAT HAVE I DONE? You: THE CATS GOING AFTER ME! Stranger: I'M SO SORRY You: ITS EATING MY BODY!!! You: BBBBLLLLLLLLLLAEADDGRRGGGHHH!!!! You: And so thats the story of how I became the prince of bell air. You: Cool Story bro? Stranger: Cool story indeed.

I met this German chick. I told her tits or gtfo and she said "zen I zwill get ze fuck oof" and left.

You: PENIS. Stranger: REALLY. You: YE REALLY. Stranger: cool. You: Thoueth iseth dumbeth. Stranger: no. You: Thoueth shalleth getteth sodaeth. You: Peasant. Stranger: uhh, Stranger: why should i get you a soda? You: I am your knight, squire. You: NOW GET ME MY SODA DRINK. You: NAOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: i will, Stranger: if you tell me how MY SCREENCAP PROGRAM WORKSSSSSSSS You: Lawl You: Facepunch? Stranger: yesh. You: oKAY./ Stranger: now help me :/ You: You stick your dick against your screen and hump it, and rape it intill it works. You: That's how i did it. You: Greath method. Stranger: niice. You: So that's my method. You: You can ask someone else if you want Stranger: so i didn't do that You: Kk Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm. You: Beat the shit out of it then Stranger: i tried that You: Then cry. Stranger: now i am dancing to some music You: And shout: You: "MOMMMIE, THE SCREENCAP PROGRAM DOSEN'T WORK" You: While in your bed, blanket over your head Stranger: do the chicken danceeeeeeeeeee You: Moar like You: Kentucky fried cruelty You: amirite You: Amirite? Stranger: whats thour username? You: BLUcody Stranger: in facepunche,of course. Stranger: the name is... You: Your iseth? Stranger: NAME IS... Stranger: IS... Stranger: i am not isefaggot You: Your name is is...? Stranger: i am mrfaggothopper Stranger: and i am a shitty 09er trying to make a screencap program to work You: lawl You: My condolences. You: Sata your not on FP. You: :/ Stranger: mrheadhopper Stranger: :( You: Ah. You: Sorrew. You: :[ Stranger: fuckkkkkkk You: Now i see your username Stranger: do you hear any music from me..? You: Nope You: :[ Stranger: fuck this screencapping music capturing piece of motherfucking shit You: I'm sorry. You: :/ Stranger: do you play cock of doody 2? You: I play cock of doody:morden gayfuckstupid. You: :] Stranger: cock of doody 2 is awesome. Stranger: my pc is shit and can't run l4d :( You: crap 4 shit is okay. Stranger: what about crap 4 shit 2 You: Ehh, You: It's mediorce Stranger: the graphics look cartoony :( You: It's more like content to c4s Stranger: do you want to post this in thred? You: You or me? Stranger: you You: kk. You: Will You: Bah bah You: see ya latr Stranger: cya :/

I was talking to the same person 3 times in a row, and whoever it was kept leaving on me. Then we got in the chopper. * Connected, feel free to talk now * You: FFFFFFFFFFF You: 3 times in a row? Stranger: OH SHIT Stranger: WHO IS THIS You: OH GOD NO ONE ELSE IS ALIVE Stranger: OH GOD You: ITS ONLY ME AND YOU Stranger: I CAME You: WE'RE DOOMED. QUICK, GET TO THE CHOPPER. ITS BEHIND YOU You: WE'RE PULLING UP OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW. HOP ON THE TREE BRANCH AND GET IN BACK MAN Stranger: OK Stranger: BUT Stranger: I HAS NO WINDOWS You: ARE YOU IN YET? I'M BLIND SO I DONT KNOW WHEN YOUR IN YET Stranger: OH GOD You: OH GOD You: QUICK TO YOUR BATHROOM You: ILL FLY TO YOUR BATHROOM Stranger: OK You: ARE YOU IN DA CHOPPA? Stranger: ALRIGHT IM IN You: ALRIGHT MAN You: WE'RE GONNA GO TO INDIA You: I HEARD ITS SAFE THERE You: FROM THOSE PEOPLE THAT PUNCH Stranger: FACES? You: OH GOD WE'RE TAKING FIRE You: YES Stranger: OH GOD You: I HEARD THEY PUNCH FACES TOO You: QUICK POST THIS ON FP You: SO WE CAN FLY TO INDIA Stranger: OK You: OKAY NOW LANDING IN INDIA INTERNATIONAL You: NOW LEAVING THE CHOPPA Stranger: OK You: DID YOU UPDATE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AT FACEPUNCH INTERNATIONAL? Stranger: NOO YOU MUSSSTTT You: BUT.. BUT. You: I'm only a lurker. I forgot my PW. :( You: I'll go make a new account just to post this. Or something. You: STAY IN THE CHOPPER Stranger: BUT WE ALREADY LEFT Stranger: OH GOD You: OH GOD You: O SHAT You: UHH You: UHH You: BRB MAKING NEW FP ACCOUNT You: KAY MAKING IT NAO You: ETA 5 MINUTES MANG Stranger: HURRY THERE COMING You: OH GOD You: QUICK TAKE US UP CAPTAIN! Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLYING D: Stranger: OH GOD You: OH You: K YOU TAKE THE WHEEL You: ERR You: THE JOYSTICK THINGER Stranger: OK You: OKAY HERE WE GO You: UPDATING FP INTERNATIONAL Also, whos the guy in the medieval mask?

[QUOTE=Scyze;18636410][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/f21teh.jpg[/IMG] I'm the stranger. That guy and I chatted it up and we played some Gmod--it's his screencap.[/QUOTE] Cereal killer!!

[QUOTE=Adstheratz;18650095]same. im going to have nightmares...[/QUOTE] HOLY SHIT me too hes freaky as fuck

Here is a program called manycam: [url]http://download.manycam.com/[/url] it allows you to replace a webcam with a view of your screen POSSIBILITIES=BOUNDLESS you could instantly greet them with a high quality pic of a goatse! also I saw a fat chick. teehee.

[quote=fishy355;18650409]i was talking to the same person 3 times in a row, and whoever it was kept leaving on me. Then we got in the chopper. * connected, feel free to talk now * you: Fffffffffff you: 3 times in a row? Stranger: Oh shit stranger: Who is this you: Oh god no one else is alive stranger: Oh god you: Its only me and you stranger: I came you: We're doomed. Quick, get to the chopper. Its behind you you: We're pulling up outside your window. Hop on the tree branch and get in back man stranger: Ok stranger: But stranger: I has no windows you: Are you in yet? I'm blind so i dont know when your in yet stranger: Oh god you: Oh god you: Quick to your bathroom you: Ill fly to your bathroom stranger: Ok you: Are you in da choppa? Stranger: Alright im in you: Alright man you: We're gonna go to india you: I heard its safe there you: From those people that punch stranger: Faces? You: Oh god we're taking fire you: Yes stranger: Oh god you: I heard they punch faces too you: Quick post this on fp you: So we can fly to india stranger: Ok you: Okay now landing in india international you: Now leaving the choppa stranger: Ok you: Did you update air traffic control at facepunch international? Stranger: Noo you musssttt you: But.. But. You: I'm only a lurker. I forgot my pw. :( you: I'll go make a new account just to post this. Or something. You: Stay in the chopper stranger: But we already left stranger: Oh god you: Oh god you: O shat you: Uhh you: Uhh you: Brb making new fp account you: Kay making it nao you: Eta 5 minutes mang stranger: Hurry there coming you: Oh god you: Quick take us up captain! Stranger: I thought you were flying d: Stranger: Oh god you: Oh you: K you take the wheel you: Err you: The joystick thinger stranger: Ok you: Okay here we go you: Updating fp international[/quote] fag <3

[QUOTE=Raknas;18650512]fag <3[/QUOTE] Nice lurking.

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[QUOTE=Hell Strike;18634471][IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/suicidalvoters/Untitled-15.jpg[/IMG] hurp derp[/QUOTE] I laughed so fucking hard!

[QUOTE=the_shape;18650586][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/t8rmo8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] sick

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/dnzitd.jpg[/IMG] lolwhutt?

[QUOTE=LiveGrenade;18650396]You: I made a beatiful drawing. You: of a cat. Stranger: Can I see it? You: Nope. Stranger: Why? D: You: The cat jumped out. Stranger: Of the drawing? You: Yep. You: Its horrible. You: I miss that cat. You: What am I going to do? Stranger: Okay Stranger: Right Stranger: Go get a fishing rod Stranger: And some cat food You: Yeah? Stranger: And some tracing paper Stranger: And some condoms You: Okay... Stranger: You see where I'm going with this? You: You want me to... You: Have sex? You: Cause thats what I understand with the condums? Stranger: Nono Stranger: Right Stranger: The cat's a drawing, right? You: Yeah... Stranger: So fill the condom with cat food Stranger: Then put it on You: K then... Stranger: Then put the fishing hook through your cock You: K. Stranger: Use your cock as bait for the cat Stranger: And throw it into the tracing paper You: Okay... You: Hold on. You: Okay. You: this really hurts but. You: I'm doing it. You: Okay... Stranger: Awesome You: Wait! You: I hear the cat! You: Ok... You: OH HELL NO! You: THE CAT Stranger: When you feel it sucking on your cock, reel it in You: IS EATING MY COCK! Stranger: OH SHIT You: IT HURTS! Stranger: DUDE Stranger: GET OUT OF THERE You: HELP ME! Stranger: PULL IT OUT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT You: I'm running out! You: OH SHIT! Stranger: OH GOD Stranger: WHAT HAVE I DONE? You: THE CATS GOING AFTER ME! Stranger: I'M SO SORRY You: ITS EATING MY BODY!!! You: BBBBLLLLLLLLLLAEADDGRRGGGHHH!!!! You: And so thats the story of how I became the prince of bell air. You: Cool Story bro? Stranger: Cool story indeed.[/QUOTE] 6 lines in, and i fucking pissed myself!

Hey killowatt

[QUOTE=the_shape;18650586][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/t8rmo8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] He has since drawn two dots to make a smilie face.

avwos im chatting with ^_^

I learnt so much from Ryles from Alaska. We are now FP friends. ;)

[QUOTE=cccritical;18648414][IMG]http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww129/EvanKski/noshirts.jpg[/IMG] I salute you bastards, no shirts allowed[/QUOTE] oh god. I got you! But my computer froze and before you disconnected you called me a black person. you were with this girl who had a zombie mouth.

[QUOTE=Killowatt;18650791]avwos im chatting with ^_^[/QUOTE] Disconnected mother fucker!!!

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This is fun, look for someone with a fedora, and a paintball mask, with shades.

* Connected, feel free to talk now * Stranger: BALLZ * Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! * ? [editline]11:00PM[/editline] [quote] * Connected, feel free to talk now * You: hey? Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES! You: FUCK NO * Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! * [/quote] Wtf?

I just got an O5er who said he got banned.

[QUOTE=LiveGrenade;18650396]You: I made a beatiful drawing. You: of a cat. Stranger: Can I see it? You: Nope. Stranger: Why? D: You: The cat jumped out. Stranger: Of the drawing? You: Yep. You: Its horrible. You: I miss that cat. You: What am I going to do? Stranger: Okay Stranger: Right Stranger: Go get a fishing rod Stranger: And some cat food You: Yeah? Stranger: And some tracing paper Stranger: And some condoms You: Okay... Stranger: You see where I'm going with this? You: You want me to... You: Have sex? You: Cause thats what I understand with the condums? Stranger: Nono Stranger: Right Stranger: The cat's a drawing, right? You: Yeah... Stranger: So fill the condom with cat food Stranger: Then put it on You: K then... Stranger: Then put the fishing hook through your cock You: K. Stranger: Use your cock as bait for the cat Stranger: And throw it into the tracing paper You: Okay... You: Hold on. You: Okay. You: this really hurts but. You: I'm doing it. You: Okay... Stranger: Awesome You: Wait! You: I hear the cat! You: Ok... You: OH HELL NO! You: THE CAT Stranger: When you feel it sucking on your cock, reel it in You: IS EATING MY COCK! Stranger: OH SHIT You: IT HURTS! Stranger: DUDE Stranger: GET OUT OF THERE You: HELP ME! Stranger: PULL IT OUT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT Stranger: ABORT You: I'm running out! You: OH SHIT! Stranger: OH GOD Stranger: WHAT HAVE I DONE? You: THE CATS GOING AFTER ME! Stranger: I'M SO SORRY You: ITS EATING MY BODY!!! You: BBBBLLLLLLLLLLAEADDGRRGGGHHH!!!! You: And so thats the story of how I became the prince of bell air. You: Cool Story bro? Stranger: Cool story indeed.[/QUOTE] That was me! <3

[QUOTE=Katsu63;18650882][URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/92456857.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/663/92456857.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] That's that guy who was going to be on the Tom Green show. FFStudios I think his username is.

[URL=http://img17.imageshack.us/i/31039164.jpg/][IMG]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1636/31039164.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://img682.imageshack.us/i/36761002.jpg/][IMG]http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7849/36761002.jpg[/IMG][/URL] "2 birds with 2 jackie chans"