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* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: Neo?
You: Is that you!
Stranger: yes
You: Wow
You: Did you take the red pill or the blue pill?
You: I took both and I can't see shit :(
Stranger: i took both man
Stranger: i was trippin balls
You: Oh man, I must've done it wrong :(
Stranger: then i woke up on some public restroom
Stranger: shit was nasty man
You: I can guess, I can't see shit at the moment
You: Last thing I know, I was on FP then I found these 2 tic tacs and now..
Stranger: that is why you dont eat tic tacts
Stranger: theyre made by the jews
You: I ate a whole pack of tic tacs once
You: Then I ate another pack
You: And I didn't shit myself :smug:
Stranger: that is a pretty cool story
You: The tic tacs were pretty cool
You: *badum tish*
Stranger: uh
Stranger: ah i get it
You: Yep
You: OH GOD!
You: SOMEONES BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: um
Stranger: there is nothing behind me
You: IT'S AN IMP!
Stranger: i am at the outer border of the universe
Stranger: so far away that we dont even have colors anymore
You: Deamons know no bounds!
Stranger: but the broadband is good and cheap
You: OH GOD! IT'S A PINKY!
You: WHERE ARE YOU MAN?!
You: I can barely see you
You: Oh
You: Dramatic
Stranger: yes
You: FP?
Stranger: it was a black website on the screen
Stranger: yes
You: Awesome,what year?
Stranger: 08
You: 09 January :(
You: You win this round
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: fukin 09ers
You: I was nearly an 08er >.>
You: I didn't have internet until 2nd of January :(
You: So close yet so far :(
Stranger: ahahah oh wow
Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18650586&postcount=1068[/url]
You: Shit sucks man :(
You: Did you get that?
Stranger: no
You: Hahah
Stranger: just generally awkward
You: Yeah...
You: Oh well, I'm gonna try and find someone else to annoy :) Seeya
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Go FP!
EDIT: Just voicechatted with someone who seemed to know my FP account was Cyclocius :ohdear:
EDIT2: This FPer said he was Hezzy.
[media]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee85/cyclocius/Untitled-3.jpg[/media]
If the dude who watched me dance is here, raise your right paw! :D
[QUOTE=avwos;18651270]the white whaaaale[/QUOTE]
How could you not like her she thinks Twilight is awesome god what is wrong with you
:v:
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: hello
You: you like jesus
You: and weird al yankovic
You: i think i love you
You: mr. jesus and mr. weird al yankovic
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;18651268]If the dude who watched me dance is here, raise your right paw! :D[/QUOTE]
Did the person say jackie chan? lol.
OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU works really well for some reason. It's like they aren't expecting it but then they're so surprised they do it anyway.
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: hey
You: facepunch
Stranger: hELLO
You: i read about you
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: POST THIS
Stranger: :0
You: OK
Stranger: YAY
You: :D
You: i think i love you
You: where you live?
Stranger: LOOOVVE YOUU TOOO
Stranger: SOMALIA
Stranger: YOURSELF?
You: i come to your house
You: and we make sweet love
Stranger: K
You: all night looooooooaaaaaaaang
Stranger: woo?
You: yes
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/smd8ci.jpg[/IMG]
Voltlight/Chromeguy is offering me Hentai :ohdear:
[QUOTE=green bandit;18650898]This is fun, look for someone with a fedora, and a paintball mask, with shades.[/QUOTE]
I saw him!!!
Is that you?
[QUOTE=Katsu63;18651358]Did the person say jackie chan? lol.[/QUOTE]
omg tis you! sup ma brotha!?
[QUOTE=cyclocius;18651408]Voltlight/Chromeguy is offering me Hentai :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You know you want it.
[QUOTE=voltlight;18651465]You know you want it.[/QUOTE]
I'm fine thanks, I'll slip you a PM >.>
[QUOTE=voltlight;18651465]You know you want it.[/QUOTE]
I will accept it for him.
[QUOTE=Doomish;18651492]I will accept it for him.[/QUOTE]
Coo', but you gotta catch me first.
[quote]* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: fuck you
Stranger: no fuck you
You: oh
Stranger: fagg
You: my bad
Stranger: oh
You: i'm so sorry
You: i didn't mean it
Stranger: no its my fault
Stranger: dont be sorry
You: really, i am sorry
Stranger: im sorry
You: you should be
You: but i am also sorry
Stranger: ok were both sorry
You: yes we are
Stranger: very very sorry
You: i think i'm falling in love
Stranger: is this love?
Stranger: that im feeling
You: i hope not
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
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[QUOTE=voltlight;18651522]Coo', but you gotta catch me first.[/QUOTE]
Fine, I'll take it.
[QUOTE=Jallen;18650999]That's that guy who was going to be on the Tom Green show. FFStudios I think his username is.[/QUOTE]
You forgot the thing with the dots, I am disappointed
[QUOTE=avwos;18651409]I saw him!!!
Is that you?[/QUOTE]
Yessir
several people have played me songs, one person was going to show me tits but it was a trap
If anyone sees me, don't be scurred. I am an asian dude with huge face hairs.
[quote]* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: i shall teach you kung fu :)
Stranger: Bored.
Stranger: No you won't
Stranger: You damn liar.
You: first you must meditate with yourself
Stranger: ...................................................................................................................................
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: Now what?
You: take your writting hand and place it ontop of your crotch
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Cya.
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
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[quote]* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: its the zen master
Stranger: sup im neo
You: i shall teach you kung fu
Stranger: moar like fu king amirite
You: now bend over!
You: yea bitch take it!
Stranger: k now
You: neos a freak
Stranger: nice
You: so now that that is over. whats crackin butt master?
Stranger: i donno bro
Stranger: its p late
You: one does not know his own happenings?
Stranger: no
You: then one must search his feelings
You: become one with the swartz
Stranger: or that
Stranger: brb searching feelings in sleep
You: now i shall use my swartz to send you to zen
You: b-b-b-bye my freaky neo
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *[/quote]
Stranger: what do you want
You: tits plz
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: nvm my moms behind me
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
oh wow
