Lol, I flirted with a chick from France while wearing a creeper mask.
Stranger: Tu me fais peur toi :'(
You: sorry
You: scare?
Stranger: Yesss :(
You: sorry :(
You: <3 u
You: :((
Stranger: :) <3
Stranger: Male ? :')
You: yes
Stranger: Ow :3
You: you?
Stranger: girl
You: cool
You: france?
Stranger: Yes :)
Stranger: you ?
You: usa :3
Stranger: ohhh *__*
Stranger: where ?
You: maryland, east coast
Stranger: okay :p
You: *nod*
You: okay have a good day sorry to scare you.
You: if I see you again later then we talk more :)
You: <3
Stranger: yeaahhh :) <3
You: hello i sell cat
You: 1 cat 50 msk
You: 2 cat 75 msk
You: cat high quality
You: cat comes in colours many
You: you buy cat?
been doing this to everybody i chat with
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: this is disturbing
Stranger: oh my god
You: Facepinch?
Stranger: your the guy from saw
You: Facepunch?
You: yes
Stranger: im hezzy
Stranger: bitch
You: omg
You: ban
Stranger: im gonna ban you
You: nooo
Stranger: tell your fp username
You: hezy
You: nu
Stranger: nou
You: cccritical
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
shit why did I post this?
Stranger: aids
Stranger: fp
You: fp
Stranger: mw2
You: sucks cocks
Stranger: yet you lurk there
You: i am here to discuss like a gentleman about politics and obama
Stranger: obamas values are way off course
You: and obama is a nigger
Stranger: bbl finding another strip tease
meh, the first chat had an adrenaline rush for some reason, the second time was not so special.
[QUOTE=Playaz;18627060]Why were you searching "fist"[/QUOTE]
"Fat Asian People" at top right.
Godspeed.
[QUOTE=j-richardson;18627323]:)[/QUOTE]
Dav0r or candy guy?
[QUOTE=Enishi;18627412]Godspeed.[/QUOTE]
Godspeed good sir.
Who is the guy who I said looks like funky hippo?
There girls there, i cant believe it.
[media]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8179/omgomgm.png[/media]
I ran into a guy fapping with his clothes still on. Thankfully I didn't see his penis.
[QUOTE=dgg;18627420]Dav0r or candy guy?
Godspeed good sir.[/QUOTE]
Imagine me
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: poop
You: nigger
Stranger: poop
You: nigger
Stranger: poop
You: poop
Stranger: poop
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: poop
You: +1 agree
Stranger: poop+
You: wtf
You: you
You: lost the game
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
Ermm..
I click find a stranger then some blak man is smoking weed while fapping. Scary shit.
this isn't as fun.
Someone was playing Mario Kart Double Dash.
that was an akward conversation
[editline]10:50PM[/editline]
:(
[QUOTE=j-richardson;18627476]Imagine me[/QUOTE]
You're a big jelly blob!
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;18627501]this isn't as fun.[/QUOTE]
Well of course not.
What did you expect?
"OMG IM FROM FACEPUNCH, YOU TOO?"
"YEAHAHAHHA"
"FUCKING AWESOME"
"BYE"
I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna' be a folk-singer
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: hi
You: ALLAHAKBAR
You: WAALALAL
Stranger: SHALLOM
Stranger: u from?
You: Danemarkenian
Stranger: me from portugal
Stranger: name?
You: bigblakman1234
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
Racist bastard.
Stranger: my dicks quite fishy
Who saw me and my sister in disguises and said "holy shit" then we left?
[QUOTE=Clever-Balls;18627616][URL=http://img20.imageshack.us/i/pmsl.jpg/][IMG_thumb]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/232/pmsl.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
he isn't black though
yo chilla
I almost watched a guy take a hit off a bong. :P
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: Hey sexy
Stranger: nice pic
You: hey baby
Stranger: nice face
You: you're pretty cute too
Stranger: you about to go vandalize something?
You: maybe some bodies
You: ;)
You: if you know what I mean
Stranger: or go dancing
You: yeahhh
You: but not really it wouldn't work well
You: I can't see shit in this mask
Stranger: make the eye holes bigger
You: like literally I did this video where I had to walk down some stairs
You: had to count the stairs
You: tripped every other take
You: it was hilarious
You: except not for me
Stranger: why would you do that to yourselveS?
Stranger: yourself*
You: because we are crazy
Stranger: we?
You: we have a very important mission
You: yes me and me
You: you know
You: don't you have a you and you?
Stranger: if you mean my cock
Stranger: then yea i guess
You: well if we're including those
You: then that's you you you you and you
You: don't you have an and you?
You: we have a club here at my college
You: it's called MICA Improv League
You: .. and Friends
You: THE JOKE IS MILF
Stranger: and whats so great about that shit?
You: AHHHH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: i see
You: ohhhh
Stranger: mind=blown
You: recognition on the face
You: dude your brains!
You: your brains went on the wall!
You: top that shit
You: stoppppp
You: *stop
You: I meant to say stop
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i know
Stranger: no sweat
You: also lol I can make your computer make noises
You: bedoop
You: bedoop
You: oh shit
Stranger: not anymore
You: ew angle
You: new angle
You: I SEE A FAUCET
You: IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING FAUCET
You: OH MAN
Stranger: its a damn nice faucet
You: it looks nice
You: reflections and everything
You: OH FUCK BLUE THING
You: WHAT WAS THAT
You: WAS THAT A ROOM
You: A LIGHT
You: A REALLY BIG LAVA LAMP?
You: oh just some blue light
You: oh shit
You: adventure
You: I'm going on a motherfucking adventure
You: shit dude you got nice wood doors
You: I wish my doors were made out of wood
You: oh shit
You: oh shiiit bedooop
You: DUDE I SAW MYSELF
You: I'M IN THE WINDOW
You: I WAS IN THE WINDOW
You: WATCH OUT
You: I'M GONNA STAB YOU aw no I'm not there anymore
You: I'm just here
You: bedoop
You: bedoop
You: bedoop
You: is that a bomb?
You: I mean bong
You: nice
You: nope
You: I don't do that stuff
You: it messes with my body vandalizing capacity
Stranger: i only do it when im on these shitty sites
You: rofl
You: interesting
You: you can tell all your friends you met a hilarious rapist/serial killer guy
You: and I'll tell all my friends I watched somebody get a hit of a bong
Stranger: hahaha
You: and then we can hire a writer to turn it into a romance novel
Stranger: no you wont
Stranger: GUCCI
You: it'll be the best thing ever
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
cleverballs i met you
i was the guy with the broken speakers
[editline]10:58PM[/editline]
i also talked to people in a very high squeaky voice that would hurt your ears if your volume was up
[QUOTE=Akasolidus;18627620]Holy fuck im being shown porn[/QUOTE]
Post pics now.
Just a note to myself to remember: f***e. :ssh:
I just had a conversation that went down.
"Hello
Hello
How are you
Good
Where are you from
Facepunch"
If you see this, I meant country. You sounded french
[QUOTE=Clever-Balls;18627616][URL=http://img20.imageshack.us/i/pmsl.jpg/][IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/232/pmsl.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
dude i saw you. im the bender guy
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