The crudely drawn interactive: Adventures of Turner - General

Retrieve the staff you hid up your anal cavity and incite a prison riot.

Also, off of what Greg said, shank any fellow cellmates out of pure tradition.

he tries to pay off his bail and get his shit back by workijg as a city guard?

Seek help from your trusted friend ATM, local Jewish landowner.

It's unfair that they took his aviators, damn these stupid village raiding ideas! Who had that idea of raiding it without needed equipment and allies?! Anyways, do what Greg said, the best idea so far.

TURNER TAKES THE STAFF FROM OUT OF HIS ASS [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WagcLdN.png[/IMG] AN TRIES TO START A PRISON RIOT [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HBgLB6p.png[/IMG] BUT HIS LUCK METER WAS TOO LOW [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zCvLgSg.png[/IMG] MEDKIT WAS TAKEN AWAY BUT HE KEEPS THE CONTENTS [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tojugCI.png[/IMG]

RE-RETRIEVE THE STAFF FROM YOUR ANAL CAVITY

Concentrate on wizard magic while you pretend to have a lightsabre

You should really get him to use those potions, he doesn't have the energy to do anything else and his staff is gone forever

use the blue one

use them all rather, surely potion overdose can only be positive

TURNER DRINKS THE POTIONS, HE GETS EXTRA HEALTH, MANA AND STAMINA, AND MAGICAL POWERS HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/V73Yb3t.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ceUEWJz.png[/IMG]

Use... magic to blow the door/back wall (i'm guessing it's outside from there) and escape !

Try to guess what does which potions by colors and colors of your statuses. Also, try gaining more luck, I don't know how but you really should do that.

USE YOUR THUNDERHAND AND FIREBRAND POWERS IMMEDIATELY! Also, consult Son-Dial for the time

Make a potion staff.

Ask the guard to come closer to the door, and when he's close enough, shank him in the neck with your son-dial, right through the viewing hole thingy.

use your magic to destroy the prison

TURNER ASKS THE GUARD TO COME TO HIM [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TeMoQJf.png[/IMG] "HEY I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU" SAID TURNER [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZhHk24K.png[/IMG] HE REACHES FOR SONDIAL AND SLITS THE GUARD'S NECK [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/47kFJMc.png[/IMG] AFTERWARDS HE PROMPTLY DESTROYS THE DOOR WITH A FIRE + LIGHTNING COMBO! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6L1Vq5Z.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YPbwgli.png[/IMG]

get in the guards outfit

[QUOTE=L1qu1dN1tr0;44278532]get in the guards outfit[/QUOTE] Then try repairing the doors or something and throwing the dead body in.

And then of course check all the loot the guard had, and maybe if there's some goodies lying around elsewhere.

before you leave the guard, you fuck him because you're so sexually frustrated

free the other prisoners to make an army !!

Get helmet and Kevlar from guard and make ass armour.

TURNER STEELS THE GUARD'S UNIFORM AND HIS STUFF [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iC3Uuj3.png[/IMG] RE REBUILDS THE DOOR AND PUTS THE NAKED GUARD IN [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WsYmbBH.png[/IMG] BUT DECIDES TO HAVE SEX WITH ITS CORPSE [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VnmXqjx.png[/IMG] AFTERWARDS HE INCITES A PRISON RIOT (THOSE ARE PRISONERS NOT FIRE) [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KvYG5Xc.png[/IMG] PRISONERS GIVE HIM AN ORANGE POTION [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VhuG6Uz.png[/IMG]

Bust out of the prison using the gun as a weapon and the semen as a distraction

Put semen in one of empty potions and throw towards guards or something, while some of them will be distracted, the prisoners will can attack.

Pretty much anything involving semen and ruining a guard's day.

Mix semen and orange potion and drink it.