Our live nude model jizzed himself while posing in our art class. - General

[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;17912532]A+ thread would read again.[/QUOTE] Agreed.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;17914369]He was clearly looking at the female model across the room.[/QUOTE] Down my drink while the rhytms boom.

You're a good artist.

[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17912485] [b]So now I believe I am scarred for life.[/b][/QUOTE] He was probably thinking about you. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img]

[QUOTE=KestasLT;17915879]Down my drink while the rhytms boom.[/QUOTE] I dunno what's funnier, the thread, or this.

i read this while eating a cream cheese beagle.

You just blink too slow. :hawaaaafap:

abrakadabra, and here is the white liquid. :science:

[QUOTE=Euphorium;17912559]Shit, sounds like it'd be bad to have a seat in the front row. Next time I guess you'll need to bring a raincoat.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/SeaworldSAAtlantisWetArea.gif[/img]

[media]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2162/img0294w.jpg[/media] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/GeertWilders_1294107c.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Coincidence? I think not.

I.. i don't know what to say

Did the female model use the same seat?

"I was posing nude for art and I JIZZED.. IN.. MY PANTS!!"

sounds like pre-cum i think you would've noticed if he orgasm'd all over the place

When I was in 6th form our live model had her period I never thought I would hear a worse story until now.

the model was an old dude? wow. [editline]01:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;17916555]Did the female model use the same seat?[/QUOTE] i was thinking this too. she probably got prego.

Uughh >:(

[QUOTE=Dr. Schrodinger;17916588]"I was posing nude for art and I JIZZED.. IN.. MY PANTS!!"[/QUOTE] How can you jizz in your pants if you're already nude?

Oh also, nic picture OP, but his feet are a litte big. [editline]05:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;17917000]How can you jizz in your pants if you're already nude?[/QUOTE] maybe he wasn't nude. Invisible pants :razz:

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;17916482 ][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/GeertWilders_1294107c.jpg[/IMG] Coincidence? I think not.[/QUOTE] oh wow, he looks almost exactly like that dude, a lot younger looking, and he had black hair :o [QUOTE=Doctor_Communism ]Did the female model use the same seat?[/QUOTE] Me n some friends were talking about how lucky it was that the girl brought this long towel she used to cover up the seats she was sitting on. Or else we would have probably said something before she got on the seat.

[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17917248]oh wow, he looks almost exactly like that dude, a lot younger looking, and he had black hair :o[/QUOTE] It's Geert Wilders (FYI he made Fitna :v:)

[QUOTE=BricknHead;17916696]sounds like pre-cum i think you would've noticed if he orgasm'd all over the place[/QUOTE] He did orgasm all over the place. It wasn't just precum. I was talking to True about two days ago and he said that after he shifted poses and they took a break, the model nonchalantly cleaned up after himself.

[QUOTE=onox37;17917813]He did orgasm all over the place. It wasn't just precum. I was talking to True about two days ago and he said that after he shifted poses and they took a break, the model nonchalantly cleaned up after himself.[/QUOTE] lol pretty much. [b]Edit:[/b] I wouldn't really say, all over the place, but you get the idea :3:

:ohdear: i feel sorry for the person who had to clean it

[QUOTE=kaneangel2012;17917937]:ohdear: i feel sorry for the person who had to clean it[/QUOTE] He cleaned up after himself.

If I had to have the displeasure of seeing that, I probably would be gouging my eyes out. Flabby guy jizz = :saddowns:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ha Ha ha! wow

I remember when I was touring colleges I walked by an art room and saw a flabby naked old guy. I was just beginning to get over that. Now I'm going to have to repress that again.

This is [b]GOLD.[/b]