Our live nude model jizzed himself while posing in our art class.
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[QUOTE=Eleventeen;17922951]Somebody photoshop this head on:
[img_thumb]http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/344/c/9/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
but hes not wearing any pants
I'd hate to be the one sitting in the... uh... "splash radius."
Oh god the number of funnies
its horrid
Floppy then poppy then oops ton's of man jizzolopy
[QUOTE=MedicmanV2;17920634]this is a stupid post, anything that garry posts is instantly showered with agrees and/or funnies[/QUOTE]
He's the ultimate rating's whore.
Oh god. This fucking thread, I can't stop laughing
Uhh
:geno:
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" Oh hey, Sean.."
"yeah what is it?"
"Um, yeah, our model can't seem to stop jizzing all over himself"[/quote]
That's what I would've said!
:ninja: sneaky bastard
[QUOTE=Yahnich;17920559]If you jizz multiple times after each other your cum becomes translucent and eventually clear as water because you have no more sperm cells.[/QUOTE]
Is this from personal experience? My genitals start to hurt after I jizz multiple times in a short period of time.
[QUOTE]
" Oh hey, Sean.."
"yeah what is it?"
"Um, yeah, our model can't seem to stop jizzing all over himself"[/QUOTE]
I couldn't stop laughing after I read that. :downs:
This thread is great.
[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17917248]oh wow, he looks almost exactly like that dude, a lot younger looking, and he had black hair :o
Me n some friends were talking about how lucky it was that the girl brought this long towel she used to cover up the seats she was sitting on. Or else we would have probably said something before she got on the seat.[/QUOTE]
As she begins to walk naked to sit towards the jizzed-on chair, you quickly run up to her.
You put your hand out in front of her attempting to stop her and your hand touches her bare belly. You quickly yell, "HEY WAIT DON'T! DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR."
Everyone stares at you for a moment as you stand up there trying to think of a way to say, "That dude jizzed on the chair."
You then noticed you're still touching her belly. You look at the class then towards her body and become aroused.
The next thing you know, your dong is trying to come out of your pants, it extrudes like a broomstick poking at a cloth.
You can't help but become embarrassed and while you're enveloped with laughter. You shout out, "That dude jizzed on the chair, I don't want her to become preggo!" hoping to calm the laughter. Instead, the laughter gets louder and you're told to get out of class.
That's probably what would happen if she didn't put a towel on the chair.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg[/img]
Seriously I wish I never clicked on this thread, but as I was craving for laughter I did the worst thing possible.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;17923954]As she begins to walk naked to sit towards the jizzed-on chair, you quickly run up to her.
You put your hand out in front of her attempting to stop her and your hand touches her bare belly. You quickly yell, "HEY WAIT DON'T! DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR."
Everyone stares at you for a moment as you stand up there trying to think of a way to say, "That dude jizzed on the chair."
You then noticed you're still touching her belly. You look at the class then towards her body and become aroused.
The next thing you know, your dong is trying to come out of your pants, it extrudes like a broomstick poking at a cloth.
You can't help but become embarrassed and while you're enveloped with laughter. You shout out, "That dude jizzed on the chair, I don't want her to become preggo!" hoping to calm the laughter. Instead, the laughter gets louder and you're told to get out of class.
That's probably what would happen if she didn't put a towel on the chair.[/QUOTE]
Thank God for towels then.
[QUOTE=garry;17912873]Sounds like someone is a bit insecure of their sexuality![/QUOTE]
Sounds like someone is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection]projecting their feelings onto other people![/url]
[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17923979]Thank God for towels then.[/QUOTE]
Was the female pretty hot?
Pics or shens...
WAIT! DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT!
[QUOTE=hl2poo;17924063]Was the female pretty hot?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, so far in my school, I've only had two hot girls pose nude for us, and this one was one of them. Other one was prettier though.
Wow, he must have been gay, just staring at a bunch of guys drawing nude pics of you, then getting off to it, 5 times?
Without even fapping?
And why wasn't he kicked out?
[QUOTE=Karmah;17924299]Wow, he must have been gay, just staring at a bunch of guys drawing nude pics of you, then getting off to it, 5 times?
Without even fapping?
And why wasn't he kicked out?[/QUOTE]
Because nobody wanted to be the one who called it out.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;17924323]Because nobody wanted to be the one who called it out.[/QUOTE]
"HEY! Excuse me but I find it disturbing that this guy is flopping his cock around while jizzing 5 times without even touching it. Can you do something about it?"
or
"Hey stop jizzing."
It'd be hilarious if someone shouted that out. The poser would become soft in just a matter of seconds.
[QUOTE=dawgs bitch;17925085]gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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(x10000)[/QUOTE]
You know you like it.
[QUOTE=Karmah;17924299]Wow, he must have been gay, just staring at a bunch of guys drawing nude pics of you, then getting off to it, 5 times?
Without even fapping?
And why wasn't he kicked out?[/QUOTE]
Wait. Was he staring at some nude chicks on the other side of the room? Maybe he [I]reallly[/I] thought one of them was fine.
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17924040]Sounds like someone is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection]projecting their feelings onto other people![/url][/QUOTE]
Ah, projection
The pseudointellectual's "i am rubber u r glue"
He had a vibrator up his ass.
did he get some cum on you
I would of said "Excuse me, you dropped something....".
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