Our live nude model jizzed himself while posing in our art class.

[fakedout]

wait he was in front of everyone when he was jizzing

[KrAzY_nikomo]

Art school?
You can put your diploma next to that toilet paper there, but if the toilet paper quality inspector comes, you have to move it away.

[Arbitration]

I'd have drawn him jizzing with an awkward expression.

[TEH_TPMASTER]

You should have winked at him... bad plan. He probably would have winked back and jizzed on your work.:eek::emo:

[SBII Gunz]

[IMG]http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x260/DaedricDawn/whythefuck.png[/IMG]

:raise:

[The FBI]

[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17912485]

[media]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2162/img0294w.jpg[/media]
[/QUOTE]

He looks like an exhibitionist.

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17923580]Floppy then poppy then oops ton's of man jizzolopy[/QUOTE]

I have never laughed so much from a post. Thank you so much, man.

[Ninny]

444 funnys

holy shit

[Frankiscool!]

ever heard of pre-cum before?

[TrueWolF]

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17940947]444 funnys

holy shit[/QUOTE]

All these ratings wow lol.. Who woulda thought

[Sodah]

your model did thats why he jizzed

[TrueWolF]

Lol

[onox37]

Reason for the jizzage: Model wanted funnies.

[angelangel]

[url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_precum_be_released_from_a_flaccid_penis_during_the_day_without_an_erection_or_stimulation_and_could_it_be_released_because_of_an_overnight_erection_and_the_precum_still_being_in_the_tubes[/url]

I lol'd.

[editline]01:12PM[/editline]

Read the answer.

[TrulliLulli]

[QUOTE=angelangel;17969951][url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_precum_be_released_from_a_flaccid_penis_during_the_day_without_an_erection_or_stimulation_and_could_it_be_released_because_of_an_overnight_erection_and_the_precum_still_being_in_the_tubes[/url]

I lol'd.

[editline]01:12PM[/editline]

Read the answer.[/QUOTE]

show that guy this thread

hilarity ensues

[kizza55]

Oh my God. That's [i]too[/i] good to be true.

[:smug:]

[QUOTE=PudgyFistPro;17934810]A [b]Jizz[/b] of a problem![/QUOTE]

Stop [B][I]spurting[/I][/B] out horrible puns

[Triumph Forks]

[QUOTE=:smug:;17977788]Stop [B][I]spurting[/I][/B] out horrible puns[/QUOTE]

Be nice, you drip.

[TrueWolF]

[QUOTE=angelangel;17969951][url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_precum_be_released_from_a_flaccid_penis_during_the_day_without_an_erection_or_stimulation_and_could_it_be_released_because_of_an_overnight_erection_and_the_precum_still_being_in_the_tubes[/url]

I lol'd.

[editline]01:12PM[/editline]

Read the answer.[/QUOTE]

LOL no fucking way .. did you write that? :|

[Beastie]

I . . . don't think I want to go to art school anymore. :ohdear:
Also, I'm disappointed that you didn't draw him in full form.

[Benji]

What the fuck. How did I miss this thread?

[benos]

[QUOTE=PudgyFistPro;17936072]I love captain obvious.[/QUOTE]

I quote your post.

I will submit reply.

[Winsanity]

[QUOTE=Puftables;17918292]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]

I'll get the bleach ready

[Amez]

I can't breathe ahahahaha!

[Mr. Mcguffin]

Alright, so

I was at this big anatomy special at the art school I take classes at. Fucking awesome place. Anyway, the thing starts up and all's well, until the second speaker starts talking.

Talking, while he shows slides from his dissections of cadavers. I'm watching skinned human bodies as he messes with the various muscles and then talks about the experience. Creepiest shit of all time, I swear to God.

Then the next speaker gets up, he was a fucking brilliant super genius. He was talking about the different ways in which sculptures of the human figure have been made in times past, and how he tried to duplicate that process with a technological twist, very cool.

And then the last speaker gets up. Great artist, did some awesome stuff. Except he did the original concept sculpt for those aliens from Avatar, you know, the blue space furries. Not so cool.
Until he then starts talking about this male model, Steffan(or some variant of that). Then it turns out that he's in the audience, and he gets up, naked except for a thong. Unexpected, but hey, I'll swing with it.

Except it turns out Steffan is a performer for Cirque du Soleil. And he does this batshit insane performance with these curtains and violin music in the background.

Why did nobody tell me that anatomy was this fucking weird?

[Oman]

:aaa:

[editline]04:28PM[/editline]

I'm never doing art now.

[lum1naire]

It's OVER 500 funnies

xd

[scientist]

[QUOTE=Oman;17985407]:aaa:

[editline]04:28PM[/editline]

I'm never doing art now.[/QUOTE]

That's smarties of you.

[angelangel]

[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17978099][QUOTE=angelangel;17969951][url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_precum_be_released_from_a_flaccid_penis_during_the_day_without_an_erection_or_stimulation_and_could_it_be_released_because_of_an_overnight_erection_and_the_precum_still_being_in_the_tubes[/url]

I lol'd.

[editline]01:12PM[/editline]

Read the answer.[/QUOTE]

LOL no fucking way .. did you write that? :|

[b]Edit:[/b] WOW 500 Funnies![/QUOTE]

No, if only, it's something my sister's friend found. :v:

[TrueWolF]

[QUOTE=angelangel;17987737]No, if only, it's something my sister's friend found. :v:[/QUOTE]

lol is it legit then? :|