• Our live nude model jizzed himself while posing in our art class.
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He Must Love Art :3:
[QUOTE=TehGman;17997694]He Must [b]Love[/b] Art :3:[/QUOTE] :smug:
Lmao, I cant stop laughing, someone needs to use that face of the guy on the drawing as an Avatar. I mean the drawing on the OP >.>
[QUOTE=Izan Specter;17997782]Lmao, I cant stop laughing, someone needs to use that face of the guy on the drawing as an Avatar.[/QUOTE] I just did.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;17997795]I could do that.[/QUOTE] XD DO IT. caps
[QUOTE=Izan Specter;17997810]XD DO IT. caps[/QUOTE] I already did.
he already did
I meant the drawing OP posted. -.-
lol why don't you :P
549 funnies :geno:
[QUOTE=108payne;18001823]549 funnies :geno:[/QUOTE] Do I get a prize? :zoid:
552 funnies good lord
:wtc: I hope for his sake he doesn't go to your school.
This is why I love facepunch.
You're a good artist.
Do you think he was jizzing because of the naked woman? O_o
[QUOTE=Meggy;18009373]Do you think he was jizzing because of the naked woman? O_o[/QUOTE] Hey look, i can randomly type in a smiley O_o
[QUOTE=KestasLT;18009815]Hey look, i can randomly type in a smiley O_o[/QUOTE] Yes. Yes you can. Congratulations.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;17984881]Alright, so I was at this big anatomy special at the art school I take classes at. Fucking awesome place. Anyway, the thing starts up and all's well, until the second speaker starts talking. Talking, while he shows slides from his dissections of cadavers. I'm watching skinned human bodies as he messes with the various muscles and then talks about the experience. Creepiest shit of all time, I swear to God. Then the next speaker gets up, he was a fucking brilliant super genius. He was talking about the different ways in which sculptures of the human figure have been made in times past, and how he tried to duplicate that process with a technological twist, very cool. And then the last speaker gets up. Great artist, did some awesome stuff. Except he did the original concept sculpt for those aliens from Avatar, you know, the blue space furries. Not so cool. Until he then starts talking about this male model, Steffan(or some variant of that). Then it turns out that he's in the audience, and he gets up, naked except for a thong. Unexpected, but hey, I'll swing with it. Except it turns out Steffan is a performer for Cirque du Soleil. And he does this batshit insane performance with these curtains and violin music in the background. Why did nobody tell me that anatomy was this fucking weird?[/QUOTE] so some anatomy classes are full of jizz, and others are full of blue acrobatic ninja furry aliens.
Pretty interesting story. I liked it, not thread of the year worthy, but certainly up there. Very original story, I liked it a lot. Actually come to think of it there haven't been that many great threads this year, so congratulations dude.
That guy has no shame.
No that I think about it I have to ask, was it precum or was he full on spurting? :jizzzzzzzzzzzz:
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;18028147]No that I think about it I have to ask, was it precum or was he full on spurting? :jizzzzzzzzzzzz:[/QUOTE] Not too sure. It seems logical that it would have been pre cum, but was a lot.. maybe a mix of both?
This was one of the funniest stories i've read in facepunch
thank you :)
This is without a doubt one of the best threads on FP in a long time. Thank you OP, thank you so much.
was it Dan Dan Aykroyd?
This thread has everything! Drawn naked people. Garry calling someone gay. Jizz. Only one thing missing..... [img]http://utalk.att.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/373i161B796A57EE8FFB/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1[/img]
[QUOTE=Jewsus;18055634]This thread has everything! Drawn naked people. Garry calling someone gay. Jizz. Only one thing missing..... [img]http://utalk.att.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/373i161B796A57EE8FFB/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1[/img][/QUOTE] :saddowns:
over 600 funnies :raise:
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