• God damn Moths!
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I really freak out if they're is a big moth in the room, I swear I have a phobia of them.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32174590]Convert them to communism.[/QUOTE] It wasn't called the Motherland for nothing.
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[QUOTE=kraed;32174115]Turn your light off, open your door and turn a light on outside of your room...they should leave and swarm the other area...worked for me.[/QUOTE] Okay guys they did that. Now they are swarming the small area outside my room and I can hear tiny knocks on the door as they are charging into the door and bouncing off. I am trapped here with a pizza and some crisps. WHAT DO?
Turn off the light. Forever.
Grab a stereo and blast Through The Fire And Flames while running around your room naked, furiously masturbating, and practice your aim. SHOOT THOSE FUCKERS OUT OF THE AIR.
Tried.
[QUOTE=Gez;32169835]They are actually sent from hell, attracted to fire/light and explode into dust, what more proof do you need?[/QUOTE] moths are not attracted to lights >.> it disorientates them because they use the moon to navigate. you retardation
Light a fuckton of candles around your house. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=fuck_myn_leven;32178780][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3v28xHSW1qge2x0o1_500.jpg[/IMG] Love me[/QUOTE] Oh my god... It's so fucking tiny. I love it.
why do moths explode into dust whenever you smack at them, it has always puzzled me
That dust is actually the scales that the wings are made of.
[QUOTE=massn7;32180665]why do moths explode into dust whenever you smack at them, it has always puzzled me[/QUOTE] I was actually typing a serious reply till I really thought about what you were asking.
Guys, it's getting serious. All of my food has ran out apart from some Cheese and Onion crisps. Damn moths won't stop banging on the door...
[QUOTE=Elfy;32182405]Guys, it's getting serious. All of my food has ran out apart from some Cheese and Onion crisps. Damn moths won't stop banging on the door...[/QUOTE] Bang back!
I also hate moths but luckily I have a fat cat that will eat anything. So I just pick her up and she catches 'um with her front paws and then waits for me to put her down so she can eat them. It's a pretty effective system.
I chase moths that get into my room with my butterfly knife. After dicing them, their bodies stay there for a couple of days before I decide to get rid of them. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] I always feel horrible.
If you're really that bothered (You shouldn't be), then you would like having a bolas spider around. The bolas spider is nocturnal and is able to create various pheromones that are the same as those produced by female moths. This attracts males from quite a distance. The spider holds a kind of lasso with a blob of glue on the end, and swings it quickly to catch it's prey. [IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/02/bolasspider4.jpg[/IMG] I keep all kinds of insects as pets, so I tend to find them cute and interesting. If I find a moth, then I just let it out. They're harmless.
[QUOTE=Timenova;32182840]If you're really that bothered (You shouldn't be), then you would like having a bolas spider around. The bolas spider is nocturnal and is able to create various pheromones that are the same as those produced by female moths. This attracts males from quite a distance. The spider holds a kind of lasso with a blob of glue on the end, and swings it quickly to catch it's prey. [IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/02/bolasspider4.jpg[/IMG] I keep all kinds of insects as pets, so I tend to find them cute and interesting. If I find a moth, then I just let it out. They're harmless.[/QUOTE] Spiders are awesome....I never kill them.
Moths are ok unless they do shit like this, they used to fly everywhere in our house, now it's a bunch of fucking wasps that get in from somewhere and we can't find out where. every fucking morning their is at least one in my shoe or hiding in my shirts, fuckers fly in my face all the time.
Ask them to bring eagles.
Moths can go die.:smile:
One of my cats (the youngest, only around 2 years old) loves to catch moths whenever they fly around, so what I do is pick up my cat and hold her up near moths and she'll bat them. She has fun killing moths, and I enjoy rooms being moth free. Win/Win
I hate moths, ever since one landed in the shower with me when I was 11 I've been afraid of them. The moth got struck by the water and flapped around before getting washed down the plug, it was very fast but the movements it made really disturbed me for some reason and I've been afraid ever since. It's really weird. I don't have my cats here but at my family's home my younger cat likes to chase insects. [QUOTE=Ninja Duck;32184322]One of my cats (the youngest, only around 2 years old) loves to catch moths whenever they fly around, so what I do is pick up my cat and hold her up near moths and she'll bat them. She has fun killing moths, and I enjoy rooms being moth free. Win/Win[/QUOTE] I used to do this when I'd go downstairs at night during certain times of year when I lived with my family. I'd find one of my cats and hold them up so any insects that fly my way will be swatted at by the cat who is totally unafraid (while I am pathetically scared!)
My cat is more interested in meowing at me than killing the moths. He only plays with them AFTER I've killed them...
Maybe,..... kill them?
I've had issues with moths before. The PC is in the basement of the house, no idea how the little bastards find their way down here, considering its underground. They don't last long though, as the spiders and centipedes down here out number them 20 to 1.
there was a time in my house that pretty much everything grain-based in my pantry that was over 2 weeks got infested with MOTHS! their grubs kept crawling out of where they were hiding, and the worst part is, on the outside, a bag of nuts or porridge may seem OK, but if just one egg survives, the infestation re-ignites itself. they never concentrated in one product, they just bred in everything. the motherfuckers somehow managed to find a way to lay eggs through [I][B]SEALED FREAKIN PLASTIC[/B][/I] so it wasn't an uncommon sight to open a fresh bag of corn chips or a museli bar to find it infested. i [B][I][U]FUCKING HATE MOTHS[/U][/I][/B]
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