god people in this thread are so annoying the majority of baby haters are not trying to convert people, but you think we are, you think that if like 15% of people don't want to reproduce the human race would all die, the fact where already in an over populated world doesn't make a difference does it? guy's, some people hate the forsaken crotch (czarian too... or however the fuck you spell it) spawn some don't GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND STOP COMPLAINING!
[QUOTE=wingless;16516800]god people in this thread are so annoying the majority of baby haters are not trying to convert people, but you think we are, you think that if like 15% of people don't want to reproduce the human race would all die, the fact where already in an over populated world doesn't make a difference does it? guy's, some people hate the forsaken crotch (czarian too... or however the fuck you spell it) spawn some don't GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND STOP COMPLAINING![/QUOTE]
Exactly, we're not saying that nobody should have kids we're just saying it's not the worst thing in the world that some of us don't want them.
I don't hate them, they taste a bit sour but dip them in butter and you're good to go.
yeah i agree they are cute but the do piss me off a lot
Some day i want to see a baby in the movie theatre and when it starts crying, screaming, and shrieking to the point where it cannot POSSIBLY get any louder, I want to turn around and punch whoever has it in the face
I don't like babies once my uncle brought his baby over on the 4th of July he was throwing food and stuff so I didn't eat because I couldn't stand there and watch him throw food and eat I wouldn't do that so I ate later.
I hate babies, and occoured a fact that did increased my hate (probably the main why I hate these):
When I was 6/7, there was this baby, with 8 months apparently, I was chilling in a chair.
As expecting for me to like it presence, their parents gave me to hold him a little and gone away.
Since I was a kid and I didn't had so much hate, I was like "Hello baby"
The kid grabbed my head, pulled it to it nasty little teethless mouthy and took a FUCKING BITE ON MY EYE
Ok, it wasant like "OMG MY WHOLE EYE IS IN HIS MOUTH" but imagine how it hurt (Yes, it does :colbert:)
Other aspect I hate about babies is most of their parents, that expect that everyone like his children and even over react about some questions.
About having kids, people should STOP having so many babies, over population goddamn.
I do.
Every time I think of having a child, I keep thinking of Eraserhead.
personally i hate babies. But i would like children.
I just really hate babies and toddlers.as soon as they hit 8. bam. you are about 80% less annoying to me.
Of course if i had a kid, this would be radically different because...well it's my kid!
Babies are like neutral for me. They're fucking awful sometimes, and adorable later.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429405]So I've still got no reason why anyone would have babies ( and furthering the human race is a bs reason, those ghetto whores on maury don't say "I want to have a baby because I'm making sure the human race lives on!")[/QUOTE]
So how would you feel if your parents told you one day they hated babies and wished they had you aborted?
For some reason when ever I think about babies, I have the urge to throw them around like toys... :frown:
[QUOTE=Drasnus;16529191]Every time I think of having a child, I keep thinking of Eraserhead.[/QUOTE]
remember kids, to prevent the creation of your worst enemy, wear a condom!
[QUOTE=keatinator;16529672]So how would you feel if your parents told you one day they hated babies and wished they had you aborted?[/QUOTE]
Then he'd accept that and move on. It's too late now, he's 20 and far too old for his parent to have any say in his life.
I hate it when a child or baby screams/whines because they can't get what they want. Suck it up, ungrateful bastards
This thread makes me lose faith in Humanity, what's wrong with babies?
They are people.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16544953]This thread makes me lose faith in Humanity, what's wrong with babies?[/QUOTE]
They make loud noises :saddowns:
I always feel like punching the shit out of a baby when I see one, but when I think of the greusome details I refrain from actually doing it.
I have problems. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/holy.gif[/img]
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Though I'd really love the feeling of a baby skeleton cracking under my might.
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;16545363]I always feel like punching the shit out of a baby when I see one, but when I think of the greusome details I refrain from actually doing it.
I have problems. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/holy.gif[/img]
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Though I'd really love the feeling of a baby skeleton cracking under my might.[/QUOTE]
Then i guess i have problems too,i always wanted to kick the face of that kid staring at me in the movies...
I've been a uncle for almost 2 years. The little tykes grow on you after awhile.
ive been an uncle for some time now
they're my age and they piss me off
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429153]I know I can't be the only one...
I just don't understand why anyone would ever want to have kids. Looking at it logically there are absolutely no pros to it. Your significant other blows up to the size of a beach ball and is sick/miserable/hormonal for almost a year. Holy shit count me out already. All of the baby loving freak shows spend forever berating you with the dumbest questions. After all that though you've got to drive to the hospital and she pops the thing out and it is UGLY. I can't understand how anyone can think infants/babies are cute...
It spends the first couple of years crying, shitting, eating, and sleeping. Making your life a living hell... You can't hang out with people, you can't sleep, and you can't have sex ; All because there's this monster crying for you to pay attention to it in the background every 5 minutes. Then once it starts aging - you've got to throw more money at it. Keep clothing it, feeding it, keeping it happy, buying it what it wants, and what do you get in return? Not a damn thing. It gets to it's teen years and it wants more. It wants a phone, a computer, a car, etc. Now why would anyone go through all that? I have not had one person claiming to have a good reason, give me one that makes sense. Please - humor me.[/QUOTE]
Hoovy will kill you cause you insulted BABIES.
also [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xUL48f0X_0[/media]
great idea the entire world should all stop procreating and see how long the human race lasts just because the OP doesnt like kids
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16522245]I hate babies, and occoured a fact that did increased my hate (probably the main why I hate these):
When I was 6/7, there was this baby, with 8 months apparently, I was chilling in a chair.
As expecting for me to like it presence, their parents gave me to hold him a little and gone away.
Since I was a kid and I didn't had so much hate, I was like "Hello baby"
The kid grabbed my head, pulled it to it nasty little teethless mouthy and took a FUCKING BITE ON MY EYE
Ok, it wasant like "OMG MY WHOLE EYE IS IN HIS MOUTH" but imagine how it hurt (Yes, it does :colbert:)
Other aspect I hate about babies is most of their parents, that expect that everyone like his children and even over react about some questions.
About having kids, people should STOP having so many babies, over population goddamn.[/QUOTE]
How in the fuck did you let a baby bite your eye? Wouldn't it technically have 'gummed' your eye because it doesnt have any teeth? I just don't see how something can bite your eye... that's a rather awkward place to get your mouth around...
Anyways, you may hate babies now, but your mind may change in the future if you are ready to become a father. When you find someone that you truly love your mind will probably change on the subject.
[QUOTE=ARoss91;16551608]great idea the entire world should all stop procreating and see how long the human race lasts just because the OP doesnt like kids[/QUOTE]
:downs:
What part of "Some people want to and others don't" do you not understand?
What part of "The human race currently consists of 7 billion+ people, we're not dying out any time soon" do you not understand?
What part of "Not everyone thinks the same thing, we're not sheep" do you not understand?
Cut short, you're a retard.
First thing I'd like to say that someone once wrote that having kids is like an orgasm -- you don't know how it's like until you have one.
The second thing I'd say is that Kevin Smith found that sex during pregnancy is good for the baby, plus you don't have to worry about using contraceptives.
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