• Who else hates babies?
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[QUOTE=MrUglybeast;16429415]You over exaggerated quite a bit. Yes, it's often believed that that's how it goes - Whiny, bitchy kid 24/7. It's not. It's also depending on how they're raised, too. My nephew is about 19 months old, and, obviously, he does the baby things ALL babies do. Occasional complaining, eating, sleeping, and shitting. Everybody does it, actually. However, people usually leave out the other parts that spending time with a child is more than just taking care of it. Though they're only babies, they're still interesting and entertaining to play with and be around. Unless, of course, you're a hardcore bastard who has no interest in them. (I'm talking about people who have kids influence their lives daily, not somebody who barely knows anything about them.) An easy way to think of it is; do your parents love you? I'm guessing yes. Ask them why, see what they respond with. Hell, THEY'VE gone through the ordeal, so they're the professionals in this topic.[/QUOTE] Over exaggeration or not - I still don't see the reason why. Babies only annoy me - they aren't entertaining or interesting to me in the slightest.
Ask your parents. "Why did you make me?" You were a baby too you know. Your parents just didn't beat sense into your head. This is the result. Have fun dying alone.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429458]Ask your parents. "Why did you make me?" You were a baby too you know. Your parents just didn't beat sense into your head. This is the result. Have fun dying alone.[/QUOTE] I'm engaged - so I'm dying with my wife - and all the other people in my life. I know I was a baby once, that doesn't mean I wouldn't understand if my parents didn't want me. They did love me as a baby for some reason...
I kind of feel this way, but I'm sure when I get a little older I'll want to have kids.
I absolutely hate them. They shit, cry, vomit, and urinate. All at the most inconvenient times. It's actually biologically programmed for a babies crying to be as unpleasant sounding as possible. This goes for any animal. Any animal will know *something* is wrong when a human baby is crying.
I used to hate babies when I was younger. After a while, you start to have tolerance for things like that as you grow up.
[quote=Kapn] I'm engaged - so I'm dying with my wife - and all the other people in my life. I know I was a baby once, that doesn't mean I wouldn't understand if my parents didn't want me. They did love me as a baby for some reason...[/quote] You will find yourself in a point where your wife tells you "I want to have a baby" NO really, you will die alone. When they bury you, there won't be your parents mourning beside your grave, because they have already died. There will only be your friends and their new families to bid you farewell.
[img]http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/heavy3.jpg[/img] I do not like babies.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429547]You will find yourself in a point where your wife tells you "I want to have a baby" NO really, you will die alone. When they bury you, there won't be your parents mourning beside your grave, because they have already died. There will only be your friends and their new families to bid you farewell.[/QUOTE] Actually we both feel the same way about the subject - which is why I'm curious about it. And I'm totally ok with dying with my friends and their families bidding me farewell... Besides why would I make a child just because I think it'll make me feel better when they're there when I'm dying....?
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429584]Actually we both feel the same way about the subject - which is why I'm curious about it. And I'm totally ok with dying with my friends and their families bidding me farewell... Besides why would I make a child just because I think it'll make me feel better when they're there when I'm dying....?[/QUOTE] It gives you more to do than the same old routine with your wife.
Too bad that AC/DC is bad. I mean, it's for the money at this point.
[QUOTE=MrUglybeast;16429631]It gives you more to do than the same old routine with your wife.[/QUOTE] It's just another routine.... Another person. Their lives aren't any different. They go to school, they go to work, they die.
[QUOTE=M477;16429649]Too bad that AC/DC is bad. I mean, it's for the money at this point.[/QUOTE] I think you posted in the wrong thread.
Laws of evolution certainly apply here. At least this idea wont stay around long because he wont reproduuuuuuuuce
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429584]Actually we both feel the same way about the subject - which is why I'm curious about it. And I'm totally ok with dying with my friends and their families bidding me farewell... Besides why would I make a child just because I think it'll make me feel better when they're there when I'm dying....?[/QUOTE] That's not the point. You're gonna miss so, so much in your life. Your sons/daughters first birthday Fishing trips Vacations Graduations Weddings At no point you have the chance to be proud of anything and feel happy for someone. Jesus christ, I can't even imagine how empty your life will be. Unless you are an emotionless bastard, you will figure that with your logic, your life will be boring.
[QUOTE=Kakolukia;16429694]Laws of evolution certainly apply here. At least this idea wont stay around long because he wont reproduuuuuuuuce[/QUOTE] Uh - I've met plenty of people with the same feelings on the topic. So no, as clever as you may think you are, saying "LOLOLOL he's not going to be in the gene pool so I'm not going to argue anyway" isn't a proper argument. I'm certainly not the only person who doesn't want to be called dad. ever. [editline]01:06AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429707]That's not the point. You're gonna miss so, so much in your life. Your sons/daughters first birthday Fishing trips Vacations Graduations Weddings At no point you have the chance to be proud of anything and feel happy for someone. Jesus christ, I can't even imagine how empty your life will be. Unless you are an emotionless bastard, you will figure that with your logic, your life will be boring.[/QUOTE] Uh no - I can be proud of my own accomplishments. I won't give up and just say, son I can't be what I want to be so you be it! I will have time/money/energy to do something with my life. Perhaps something much more exciting than your non-boring life because I won't be up at 4 in the morning cramming a bottle into a screaming shithead's mouth.
I'd certainly like to know how old are you. Don't say "I'm engaged, go figure", because people get engaged when they're 16 these days.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429760]I'd certainly like to know how old are you. Don't say "I'm engaged, go figure", because people get engaged when they're 16 these days.[/QUOTE] I'm 20, she's 21, We'll be wed once we finish college.
Babies are awesome, they can be used for a variety of things. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=15994827&rating=5[/img]
I despise babies and children alike. I agree with pretty much everything you said, but yes, we do NEED babies in a sense.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429780]I'm 20, she's 21, We'll be wed once we finish college.[/QUOTE] Good for you. The point stands. Once your to-be-wife get's bored with the same shit you do every single day, she will bring up the topic of THE BABY! Then you'll leave her and never wed again.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429814]Good for you. The point stands. Once your to-be-wife get's bored with the same shit you do every single day, she will bring up the topic of THE BABY! Then you'll leave her and never wed again.[/QUOTE] *facepalm* Once again - We've discussed it. She doesn't want one. I don't want one. This is something you talk about before you get serious (engaged)
All people do is is eat, sleep, and fuck. They are so annoying I don't see why anyone puts up with them.
[QUOTE=SomeFaggot;16429857]All people do is is eat, sleep, and fuck. They are so annoying I don't see why anyone puts up with them.[/QUOTE] *facepalm again* Yeah, but they do it without depending on someone else. Putting up with people is not an option - it's part of being part of a society you idiot. Children are a choice, and so is putting up with their shit.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429839]*facepalm* Once again - We've discussed it. She doesn't want one. I don't want one. This is something you talk about before you get serious (engaged)[/QUOTE] Opinions change during your journey in life. You can't say, "I'll never have sex!" Once you hear how awesome it is, you get curious. Once you try it, you get hooked. Once your to-be-wife hears some awesome stuff about babies from her friends, suddenly she has one of her friends babies in her arms, melts her heart, makes her want one.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429875]*facepalm again* Yeah, but they do it without depending on someone else. Putting up with people is not an option - it's part of being part of a society you idiot. Children are a choice, and so is putting up with their shit.[/QUOTE] Yea, let the kids fend for themselves they know what they're doing.
You all were babies at one point, remember that. But I HATE when babies BAWLLLL in places like movie theatre's.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16429888]Opinions change during your journey in life. You can't say, "I'll never have sex!" Once you hear how awesome it is, you get curious. Once you try it, you get hooked. Once your to-be-wife hears some awesome stuff about babies from her friends, suddenly she has one of her friends babies in her arms, melts her heart, makes her want one.[/QUOTE] Trust me - we hear about baby shit ALL the time. I've seen what it's like to raise a kid and I don't want any part of it. We have had a lot of experience from morons we know who don't know what birth control is.
Yeah, they're a bit annoying, but we were all babies once. If everyone hated babies, the world would end. [b]Edit:[/b] As in, there'd be no one to inhabit it. :buddy:
[QUOTE=SomeFaggot;16429897]Yea, let the kids fend for themselves they know what they're doing.[/QUOTE] Read the first post. I'm asking why you would want to have kids not why we put up with them. [editline]01:17AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Tommeh!;16429951]Yeah, they're a bit annoying, but we were all babies once. If everyone hated babies, the world would end.[/QUOTE] Yes but I know that not everyone out there who wants to squeeze a fucker out goes well I'm only doing this for the human race...
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