[QUOTE=lintz;16433392]Pro-tip: Read carefully, I said the [B]BABIES[/B] would cry. Can a baby fucking talk? I don't think so.[/QUOTE]
Babies won't cry either.
My sister, and most of my friends siblings are all quiet, and they don't scream.
Your facts are retarded, and stop going by the stereotypical baby.
How the fuck can you say [b]THIS [/b]is not cute:
[img]http://weblogs.cw11.com/news/local/morningnews/blogs/baby.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=lintz;16433558]But why? Why is it worth it? That's the point the OP is making.[/QUOTE]
It's not. You just feed a kid for 18 years, and then it lives a 20 - 50 years of its worthless life, and dies
Parental instinct will kick in and you'll adore it.
[QUOTE=Seppuku;16433632]Babies won't cry either.
My sister, and most of my friends siblings are all quiet, and they don't scream.
Your facts are retarded, and stop going by the stereotypical baby.
How the fuck can you say [b]THIS [/b]is not cute:
[img]http://weblogs.cw11.com/news/local/morningnews/blogs/baby.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
It's not, it's ugly. And fat.
You're lucky to have quiet siblings. Most babies are annoying faggots.
ARE YOU FUCKIGN STUPID!?
IT'S CALLED BABY FAT, YOU RETARD!! THE BABIES GETS BORN WITH IT TO KEEP OUT BACTERIA BECAUSE THEY HAVE A VERY BAD IMMUNITY SYSTEM WHEN THEY GET BoRN!
IT. IS. TEMPORARY. FAT. WHICH WILL. DISSAPEAR. WITH TIME!!
RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[QUOTE=Seppuku;16433675]^ No it also gives you grandkids. Which porbably is a warm feeling too.[/QUOTE]
Yes, and the same happens to the grandkids
[QUOTE=lintz;16433558]But why? Why is it worth it? That's the point the OP is making.[/QUOTE]
Are you asking why it's worth it to grow up??
Well, first of all, we wouldn't have the smarts to make a great website like this. Facepunch is awesome and without it everyone her would have nothing to do. If babies didn't grow up then all the amazing technology we have at this current moment would never exist. They grow up to be mailmen, (lol) policemen, or whatever they want to be. They grow up to be the people that create new things like Thomas Alva Edison, who created the first light bulb. We would be screwed without that. We would have to keep those candles coming. That would use up a lot of wax...
Anyway, if babies didn't grow up then everything around you right now would not exist. No food, no technology, nothing. They grow up for a reason.
You won't always have to be with your grandkids. Mostly on thier birthday or just some other small times.
Babies are fun....
to kick.
The OP Stop Posting so now we're just arguing.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;16433721]Babies are fun....
to kick.[/QUOTE]
Retard.
That is all.
[QUOTE=Seppuku;16433675]ARE YOU FUCKIGN STUPID!?
IT'S CALLED BABY FAT, YOU RETARD!! THE BABIES GETS BORN WITH IT TO KEEP OUT BACTERIA BECAUSE THEY HAVE A VERY BAD IMMUNITY SYSTEM WHEN THEY GET BoRN!
IT. IS. TEMPORARY. FAT. WHICH WILL. DISSAPEAR. WITH TIME!!
RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE]
Did I make you rage?
I don't think I asked why babies have fat. I merely observed a fact and you raged.
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[QUOTE=InfectedArmy;16433702]Are you asking why it's worth it to grow up??
Well, first of all, we wouldn't have the smarts to make a great website like this. Facepunch is awesome and without it everyone her would have nothing to do. If babies didn't grow up then all the amazing technology we have at this current moment would never exist. They grow up to be mailmen, (lol) policemen, or whatever they want to be. They grow up to be the people that create new things like Thomas Alva Edison, who created the first light bulb. We would be screwed without that. We would have to keep those candles coming. That would use up a lot of wax...
Anyway, if babies didn't grow up then everything around you right now would not exist. No food, no technology, nothing. They grow up for a reason.[/QUOTE]
No. I'm asking why it's worth putting up with all the shit they give you when they're young..
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429153]retarded post[/QUOTE]
It's about something more than enduring those "three to five hears of hell" it's about creating a child with the person you love, and then providing for your child and carrying on your family legacy, (you).
But, I must say, I like money, and my child would use it all, which doesn't usually doesn't fit into the game plan.
ITT: most people in this thread are not mature adults.
if only the op's parents felt the same way he does.
I was told that I was an incredibly quiet baby (I was sleeping all the damn time). [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16430574]If he were a troll, he wouldn't have gone through the trouble of getting and avatar.[/QUOTE]
Which is about the same amount of effort and time as googling the subject.
having a baby is like having a dog which slowly learns how to talk [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429153]I know I can't be the only one...
I just don't understand why anyone would ever want to have kids. Looking at it logically there are absolutely no pros to it. Your significant other blows up to the size of a beach ball and is sick/miserable/hormonal for almost a year. Holy shit count me out already. All of the baby loving freak shows spend forever berating you with the dumbest questions. After all that though you've got to drive to the hospital and she pops the thing out and it is UGLY. I can't understand how anyone can think infants/babies are cute...
It spends the first couple of years crying, shitting, eating, and sleeping. Making your life a living hell... You can't hang out with people, you can't sleep, and you can't have sex ; All because there's this monster crying for you to pay attention to it in the background every 5 minutes. Then once it starts aging - you've got to throw more money at it. Keep clothing it, feeding it, keeping it happy, buying it what it wants, and what do you get in return? Not a damn thing. It gets to it's teen years and it wants more. It wants a phone, a computer, a car, etc. Now why would anyone go through all that? I have not had one person claiming to have a good reason, give me one that makes sense. Please - humor me.[/QUOTE]
I was just saying this the other day to my best friend. I see no pros in having kids. It's worse for the girls, I even have a sort of pregnancy phobia. Seriously, doesn't the thought of something that isn't a part of your body moving around inside of you, growing and feeding off your body...sound creepy to anyone else? Seriously the bloody things kick! That's horrible! They move around inside you and the umbilicle cord really freaks me out. They're sucking resources out of you through a cord!
It makes you sick and it makes you morally unable to drink which is a bitch for nine months. Say you're with a group of friend and all are drinking except for the pregnant girl! Oh brilliant, what a way to feel left out. It makes your body grow and makes (at least in my opinion) any girl become extremely unsexy. No way could I have sex while pregnant because I'd feel like a fucking beached whale! You get random people going "oooooooh you're pregnant that's so great" and touching your stomach....why?! Why does being pregnant give strangers the right to touch you randomly? Maternity clothes are ugly too.
Childbirth. The worst part. Hours of pain and gore. Many women shit themselves even. There's weird liquids and agonosing screams. It's fucking disgusting! If I ever had kids I would have a C Section because screaming in pain for hours with all the gore and mystery liquids is not happening with me. As the OP said, newborns *are* ugly. My mum's first descriptions of my little brother were "He looks like a frog! or maybe a little old man". At least my family is honest. I will admit they become cuter in a few weeks though. Breast feeding, nice and sore, again something I would refuse to do. Maternity leave, sure we have time off but we're stuck with the fucking baby. It's not like we can do whatever the fuck we want, sleep in till 2pm, spend hours on the internet and gaming, watch movies all day. No we have to be exhausted from the little shit waking up every five minutes and screaming through the night. And it still wakes up every five seconds and screams all through the day too. The lovely childrens television...that pretty much puts me into a coma, I cannot take a whole day of CBeebies as it makes my head hurt.
(I have a lot of kids in my family).
When they get older. Toddlers will wreck your house, piss on the floor when you're trying to potty train them. Many kids still wet their beds for a while. Many kids also throw hysterical tantrums in public. They nag at you to buy them things. They are fucking expensive. They take over your life so now everything revolves around them. If they're raised right then things are a little better when they become teenagers but if not then it's like reverting back to toddler stage. Also, the big thing for me is children trap you. If your marriage fails you can get a divorce and all is fine. If you have kids and find out motherhood/fatherhood is not for you then you're in deep shit.
I don't care that I was a baby once, I didn't force my parents to have me. I don't hate all kids believe it or not but I have little patience with them. Also a lot of the evil child stage depends on how you raise the kids, and a lot even depends on the baby with the early stages. The pregnancy stage is bad enough to put me off though. For some people it's worth it, but I just don't see why personally. If you want kids that's fair enough, I just don't.
/essay.
I fucking hate babies.
I only hate them on airplanes.
(I've ranted about this before...)
I had to take a 10h plane to Africa (vacation, obviously) and there were tons of babies everywhere screaming nonstop.
I don't like babies either really, as soon as they start walking they become little devils. LIke my two year old cousin, he was nice until he started walking, now he's just an arrogant ass.
And baby talk is probably the most retarded thing EVER. What the fuck, seriously.
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And you can't tell me that I was like this when I was a baby, my parents told me I was very calm and quiet, I was sleeping a lot since I was always carrying a pillow with me. :v:
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16433891]ITT: most people in this thread are not mature adults.[/QUOTE]
FYI: Most people in this thread are not even adults (myself included).
I totally agree around 10 - 20 minutes off good for fucking 18 years of shit (can't forget puberty especially for girls)
Michael J. Caboose hates babies.
[QUOTE=sltungle;16434785]Michael J. Caboose hates babies.[/QUOTE]
I DO NOT WANT TO CATCH PREGNANCY!
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[B]WHO SENT BABYS TO FIGHT ME[/B]
[img]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/EchoHunter007/superheavy.jpg[/img]
Come on I had to do it
[QUOTE=Detective P;16429271]
More like "Aw, look at the stinking, unintelligent, dribbling, vomiting gas bag that cries all the time and sucks up more money that my lawyer!"[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot.
Babies can't control when they shit.
BABIES HAVE TO LEARN EVERYTHING.
Dribbling makes them happy der.
Vomiting is the bodies way of getting out toxins and shit.
Gas bag..what?
A baby cries all the time because [b]that's the only way it can express itself[/b]
If you don't spend money on your baby you are a bad parent, srsly.
[QUOTE=Shadowlulz;16434888]You're an idiot.
Babies can't control when they shit.
BABIES HAVE TO LEARN EVERYTHING.
Dribbling makes them happy der.
Vomiting is the bodies way of getting out toxins and shit.
Gas bag..what?
A baby cries all the time because [b]that's the only way it can express itself[/b]
If you don't spend money on your baby you are a bad parent, srsly.[/QUOTE]
Gasbag. Them babies fart a lot. Also, why you steal JohnnyMo's avatar?
Does not mean that one has to like this.
I for one am disgusted by that. No matter whether it's natural.
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