You were (actually still are) as annoying as the babies you complain about.
Holy hell... A forum full of teenagers doesn't want children?
Holy shit.
has the heavy been posted yet?
[QUOTE=KmScMT;16434989]You were (actually still are) as annoying as the babies you complain about.[/QUOTE]
My parents weren't forced to have me. They knew what was going on. I don't want to put up with it myself so I don't want kids.
I might consider adoption, it really is the better choice in my opinion. For one, why add another kid to an already overpopulated world? And also, you can skip the worst of the baby years and having your partner become fat, I see no cons.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429238]You're missing the point - I don't.[b]I don't want to have kids[/b]. There are plenty of people [b]who also do not want to...[/b][/QUOTE]
natural selection anyone?
[QUOTE=Seppuku;16433204]I want a good-looking girl, but I kinda believe in faith, so meh.
I dunnolol.
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Would you take a kid to a Die Hard movie? A Scary Movie? No.
You would take it to a movie for kids. You would have to EXPECT ALL THE OTHER KIDS to make noices.
Noone would leave, because they would understand.[/QUOTE]
If you bring your baby (Not kid, mind you) to ANY movies or ANY restaurants, you are an inconsiderate fuck. The baby won't understand what the fuck is going on, and it won't be eating at the restaurant. All you are doing is subjecting people who are paying good money to a ruined evening because you are a stupid cock sucker who isn't the LEAST bit considerate.
Where would the human race be if everyone thought like you?
[QUOTE=lintz;16434938]Gasbag. Them babies fart a lot. Also, why you steal JohnnyMo's avatar?[/QUOTE]
Ah okay.
And I am a massive H.P Lovecraft fan.
I got permission yo.
Do you not see the need for an heir, someone to continue your bloodline, and make your name known throughout the universe?
[QUOTE=Cheat_God;16435083]natural selection anyone?[/QUOTE]
Suicide would be a faster way.
[QUOTE=qurl;16435059]has the heavy been posted yet?[/QUOTE]
Yes, about three times.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429238]You're missing the point - I don't. I don't want to have kids. There are plenty of people who also do not want to...[/QUOTE]
You want to have sex though.
Personally if people want kids I don't care. I just don't like it when they inflict their kids on other people and expect us to just be cool with it. Sorry but the sound of a baby crying makes me want to punch something. I hate buggies being run over my foot in the bus or rammed into my legs in the streets and the mother doesn't even say sorry. Having a baby doesn't make you a higher citizen who has the rights to be rude as fuck with the excuse that they've got a baby. If you're going to be a parent then have some bloody manners, don't take babies to cinemas and restaurants etc. If you bring kids to these places then make sure they behave themselves. Don't let them piss off strangers and say "oh they're just being kids".
Parents *choose* to have their kids. The rest of the public have no say about having them inflicted on us. I have no problems with well behaved kids in public but some parents just let children do whatever the fuck they want and then if we get annoyed then we're apparently in the wrong. It just takes respect from both sides. I understand if a baby is crying on a bus and the parent is actually *trying* to calm them down. I hate it when said parent however is just sitting there ignoring it while the rest of us feel our brains bleed. Every kid is a brat at times, and if they parents are actively trying to put a stop to this behaviour I'll understand. If they don't, I rage :D
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;16435508]You want to have sex though.[/QUOTE]
Yes, you're right in that the majority of the human race have sex drives which nature gave us in order to reproduce. The way you said it before is that everyone naturally has the urge to have babies though so I was confused too :). I have no desire to be a mother, my mum was my age (20) when she got pregnant with me and I know many classmates who have children now. I just look at them and think it's nice that they're happy but it's not what I want.
[QUOTE=lintz;16433755]Did I make you rage?
I don't think I asked why babies have fat. I merely observed a fact and you raged.
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No. I'm asking why it's worth putting up with all the shit they give you when they're young..[/QUOTE]
Yeah, especially if they are talented or something.
I laugh at the huge hypocrisy in this thread, its like saying you hate yourself because you're a little shit from what the OP is saying. Kids cry because they're trying to tell you something when they're newborns, what else do you expect them to do? Personnally if a parent can't calm their child down from prolonged crying then he/she is a bad parent.
Well i have an fear of kids under the age of 11, so i guess i do hate babies.
Watching too many scary films with evil little girls that kill people by stareing at them has put me off the idea of having kids.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;16435609]Well i have an fear of kids under the age of 11, so i guess i do hate babies.
Watching too many scary films with evil little girls that kill people by stareing at them has put me off the idea of having kids.[/QUOTE]
it doesn't really matter unless your little girl turns gothic and insane and gains wierd magic powers at age 8(F.E.A.R anyone?)
other than that, have no fear!
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;16434420]I was just saying this the other day to my best friend. I see no pros in having kids. It's worse for the girls, I even have a sort of pregnancy phobia. Seriously, doesn't the thought of something that isn't a part of your body moving around inside of you, growing and feeding off your body...sound creepy to anyone else? Seriously the bloody things kick! That's horrible! They move around inside you and the umbilicle cord really freaks me out. They're sucking resources out of you through a cord!
It makes you sick and it makes you morally unable to drink which is a bitch for nine months. Say you're with a group of friend and all are drinking except for the pregnant girl! Oh brilliant, what a way to feel left out. It makes your body grow and makes (at least in my opinion) any girl become extremely unsexy. No way could I have sex while pregnant because I'd feel like a fucking beached whale! You get random people going "oooooooh you're pregnant that's so great" and touching your stomach....why?! Why does being pregnant give strangers the right to touch you randomly? Maternity clothes are ugly too.
Childbirth. The worst part. Hours of pain and gore. Many women shit themselves even. There's weird liquids and agonosing screams. It's fucking disgusting! If I ever had kids I would have a C Section because screaming in pain for hours with all the gore and mystery liquids is not happening with me. As the OP said, newborns *are* ugly. My mum's first descriptions of my little brother were "He looks like a frog! or maybe a little old man". At least my family is honest. I will admit they become cuter in a few weeks though. Breast feeding, nice and sore, again something I would refuse to do. Maternity leave, sure we have time off but we're stuck with the fucking baby. It's not like we can do whatever the fuck we want, sleep in till 2pm, spend hours on the internet and gaming, watch movies all day. No we have to be exhausted from the little shit waking up every five minutes and screaming through the night. And it still wakes up every five seconds and screams all through the day too. The lovely childrens television...that pretty much puts me into a coma, I cannot take a whole day of CBeebies as it makes my head hurt.
(I have a lot of kids in my family).
When they get older. Toddlers will wreck your house, piss on the floor when you're trying to potty train them. Many kids still wet their beds for a while. Many kids also throw hysterical tantrums in public. They nag at you to buy them things. They are fucking expensive. They take over your life so now everything revolves around them. If they're raised right then things are a little better when they become teenagers but if not then it's like reverting back to toddler stage. Also, the big thing for me is children trap you. If your marriage fails you can get a divorce and all is fine. If you have kids and find out motherhood/fatherhood is not for you then you're in deep shit.
I don't care that I was a baby once, I didn't force my parents to have me. I don't hate all kids believe it or not but I have little patience with them. Also a lot of the evil child stage depends on how you raise the kids, and a lot even depends on the baby with the early stages. The pregnancy stage is bad enough to put me off though. For some people it's worth it, but I just don't see why personally. If you want kids that's fair enough, I just don't.
/essay.[/QUOTE]
You honestly can't be 20. It's not like the fetus is a parasite and stealing all of your nutrients, its a fetus. To compensate for this "leaching", you only need to eat an extra 300 calories a day.Onto the drinking part, why would you feel left out when your friends are drinking and you aren't? Because you're being a responsible parent and avoiding drinks? You can have other kinds of fun with your friends, you don't have to go out drinking. About the maternity leave, why the the hell would you be able to do whatever you want? The whole point of maternity leave is to take care of your baby, not for you to go out and get hammered. Also, when they nag you to buy things, don't spoil them, it'll just make them think that they can get whatever they want whenever they want it.
Also, when becoming a parent, you ACCEPT all of these responsibilities. You can't become pregnant and then ignore your baby until he becomes of an age you like, you have to teach him/her how to walk, talk, and how to differentiate between what is right and wrong.
OP clearly was not beaten enough as a child, go tell your parents to beat you, make up for lost time.
Facepunch really needs to learn to detect trolls better. Seriously.
Babies aren't annoying, bratty children are.
Relevant:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ[/media]
I hate the ugly crying ones.
I went on the train car where people slept and stuff, I listened to my iPod, and some woman waltzes in there with two whining 5 year olds, and a screaming baby, there was a sign telling people to STFU on the wall as well. Then the incompetent bitch whips out her phone and talks really fucking loudly.
:Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=killz2much;16437025]Babies aren't annoying, bratty children are.
Relevant:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ[/media][/QUOTE]
...That....was so.....annoying...but funny at the same time....haha
[img]http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/58200881303AM_baby.jpg[/img]
That is all i can say.
[QUOTE=killz2much;16437025]Babies aren't annoying, bratty children are.
Relevant:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ[/media][/QUOTE]
That was the best advert ever. Period.
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429153]I know I can't be the only one...
I just don't understand why anyone would ever want to have kids. Looking at it logically there are absolutely no pros to it. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, except continuing the human race.
Dumbass.
[QUOTE=Quickoatz;16435779]You honestly can't be 20. It's not like the fetus is a parasite and stealing all of your nutrients, its a fetus. To compensate for this "leaching", you only need to eat an extra 300 calories a day.Onto the drinking part, why would you feel left out when your friends are drinking and you aren't? Because you're being a responsible parent and avoiding drinks? You can have other kinds of fun with your friends, you don't have to go out drinking. About the maternity leave, why the the hell would you be able to do whatever you want? The whole point of maternity leave is to take care of your baby, not for you to go out and get hammered. Also, when they nag you to buy things, don't spoil them, it'll just make them think that they can get whatever they want whenever they want it.
Also, when becoming a parent, you ACCEPT all of these responsibilities. You can't become pregnant and then ignore your baby until he becomes of an age you like, you have to teach him/her how to walk, talk, and how to differentiate between what is right and wrong.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I did say I wanted to go out and get hammered every night. That's exactly what I said. How wonderfully observant you are.
You can have fun without drinking but you know, I enjoy drinking socially and I'd rather not be the only one sitting there sober *while everyone else was drinking*. It's not something you I every night or even every week, but personally I'd rather stay at home than go and sit as the only sober person. You don't have to give up alcohol completley to be a responsibleparent, you just don't go overboard or drink while pregnant. Parents can still enjoy social drinking and be responsible, pregnancy itself however means just you, the one person, are not able to do certain things anymore for nine months which sucks if you ask me. it's not the main reason I dislike the idea of pregnancy, just another con. Pregnancy is physically demanding too. Morning sicknes, backache, etc sounds really horrible to be stuck with for nine months and doesn't feel worth it for me. Maternity leave, I said that being off at home is something I wouldn't like because of the fact you have to take care of a baby, I'd rather go back to work asap and pay for childcare because staying at home alone with a baby would make me miserable. Not "lol I want to go get drunk every day and I can't as there's a baby here".
I find the idea of something living inside me unpleasent. I don't really give a damn what other people do. Sorry I don't have a romanticised view on pregnancy. Why does my personal opinion stop anyone else anyway, we have enough people out there who do want kids. I find pregnancy scary and that's all. No matter what, feeling something moving inside me and watching my body grow like that freaks me out. Phobias are irrational fears, I can't explain why it freaks me out. It just does.
I think that for some people, children are rewarding, but I can't see how it'd be rewarding *for me*. It's not what I want from life and that doesn't make me immature or some reckless bitch. Many people don't have children and have fulfilling lives, it's an each to their own case. Just because you disagree with how I see it, it doesn't mean I'm wrong. Stop acting so butthurt just because not everyone wants kids.
Everyone here acts like fucking babies. If you are becoming what you hate the most then all i can say is bravo.
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