• Strange things you did while you were high
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Forgetting who you are while you're trying to have sex isn't fun.
Went to the Drive Through at Hardee's and handed over my Gamestop Edge card instead of my Debit Card.
We once got a turtle baked.
Yesterday I did a load of laundry without putting soap in. Few days before that, I was microwaving burritos. Set it for two minutes, come back to grab a drink and see the burritos sitting on the counter. I felt pretty goddamn retarded.
I was in a really tiny space capsule once, but apparently I had fallen into the gap between my bed and the wall.
Some choice quotes, as remembered by my girlfriend: "Booze goes really well with alcohol" Friend:"Hold on! I cant see the back of my eyes!" Me :"(laughs) what?? Oh SHIT, neither can I"
I usually laugh and make faces when noone is looking my way, and when they look at me I try to look like nothing has happened. I usually get comments like: "This dude's fuckin ripped!" "Heh, he's high." "What are you laughing at yo?" "What?"
Some quotes of mine: "If the hotel's got rooms, play ball." "My dick's a saw." "See you yesterday." "Yo I just turned into a U." (First time taking clonazepam, I fell over to the side being a clumsy ass on a silly drug in a shape that reminded me of the letter U) One time I made a beat with my feet on my driveway all the way down to our office because every time I stomped I continued on this bassline and the clouds looked really cartoonish. I was at the point of beyond too high I was just out there. First time being drunk (I was REALLY drunk, REALLY, REALLY drunk), and also high as fuck I was staying at a friend's house, I put my sleeping bag over my head and ran around in his yard. Also handcuffed myself to that same friend when drunk another time and threw the key in his yard, it was dark. His dad stood on the porch, shirtless while drinking beer, watching us, motionless and silent. Was creepy but funny, because I was drunk too. Threw a can of corned beef at the post office across the street from me. Also one time I thought I was in a cartoon. I'll edit if I remember any more. For some reason I have a perpetually low tolerance, disposition towards constantly feeling trippy and an attraction to stupid ideas with a constant supply of drugs. It's fun to be me. Oh yeah, I stare into my mirror, directly at my face and walk back and forth sometimes.
If I look in a mirror, I make random faces. I also smile the whole time.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;30135908]Its called spots, you heat up the knife till its red then push down in the weed then when you lift the knife off you have something to that you put around the weed and you inhale all the smoke at once.[/QUOTE] hot knives* [editline]31st May 2011[/editline] I don't really remember doing anything too stupid, but my friend tried to pay for her purchase at the corner store with her La Senza membercard and asked for 50cents cashback. Was weak as fuck
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;30150120]hot knives* [editline]31st May 2011[/editline] I don't really remember doing anything too stupid, but my friend tried to pay for her purchase at the corner store with her La Senza membercard and asked for 50cents cashback. Was weak as fuck[/QUOTE] Well it is called spots where I live (said in a non hostile way)
I swore I once fell into a rip in the space-time continuum, turns out the person I was with had just shut the lights off in the room.
put the wrong end of the pipe up to my mouth, forgot how to use a lighter, etc one time i had a food competition i was by myself, and i kept narrating as i was eating 'like oh shit cookie this brownie might have you beat' 'fuck you brownie these chips are delicious' 'god damn chips these fucking pickles are yummy' etc, etc feels good man
A friend and I were sitting in this old abandoned general store right next to my house, smoking weed as always. We got to talking about how one day he put lines of salt at the ends of a set of stairs, and what if we trapped a ghost, general silly nonsense. Then we heard knocking right at those stairs and our clumsy, high asses booked, stumbled right out the fucking window. I left my weed in there, glad I went back for it even though it was like < 0.5g because the owners came back and started cleaning shit out like a few days later.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;30150414]put the wrong end of the pipe up to my mouth, forgot how to use a lighter, etc one time i had a food competition i was by myself, and i kept narrating as i was eating 'like oh shit cookie this brownie might have you beat' 'fuck you brownie these chips are delicious' 'god damn chips these fucking pickles are yummy' etc, etc feels good man[/QUOTE] heh you reminded me of the time I was absolutely fucked and i grabbed a joint and somehow ended up pushing the burning end into my nose. Hurt like fuck.
also sometimes i forget that fire is hot so i just sit there with the lighter on without realizing it until the next day i notice my fingers have blisters and shit feels bad man
When I am alone and really stoned, I sometime narrate like I am from the hood [like the bronx] everything I am doing, from homework to laundry to microwaving a burrito :v: The weirdest thing I do is I blow off whatever surface I was working with weed on, no matter what. I even blow off the back patio table which is wire and could not keep bud on it.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;30156221]When I am alone and really stoned, I sometime narrate like I am from the hood [like the bronx] everything I am doing, from homework to laundry to microwaving a burrito :v: The weirdest thing I do is I blow off whatever surface I was working with weed on, no matter what. I even blow off the back patio table which is wire and could not keep bud on it.[/QUOTE] I do both of those aswell. What the. I only blow off surfaces that need to be clean if the situation arises where my mother checks my shit.
whenever i get high with my friends, i always seem to have a different accent for the duration of the high sometimes i talk like a tHuG wOrD uP homEy one time i had a lisp one time i talked like a redneck shit like that
When i was drunk as shit one time i was headbanging the floor and got up and stared at my friends just headbanging to this song, and they literally lolwtf'ed at me. Was hilarious in the morning. when i was high after just simply eating weed for whatever reason, no papers I think, I was just sitting there out of it whilst others were sober, then later on I had the worst high known to man and went home high. was so strange yet awesome to me, considering i didnt get caught!
how about hopping a fence, put the lifeguard chairs in the middile of the pool sitting on them smoking weed? wasn't exactly me. just a mate and friends. they got caught though.
I also sometimes play with my childhood G.I Joes. Try it when you're baked alone, its actually fun, it's like playing with action figures for the first time all over again. Same goes for Nerf/Toy guns.
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[QUOTE=Rediscover;30150414]put the wrong end of the pipe up to my mouth[/QUOTE] Lol, that reminds me of something similar my friend did. Smoking a bong together, and he passes the bowl to me without the bong; there was a good 3 second staring contest until he realized he was too stoned to pass the bong properly.
I was smoking with someone and he put the bowl into the neck of the bong.
My friends kept asking me if I wanted food, over and over, and I kept saying no, and then they asked me again and I said "I don't want it". Somehow that turned into a quote and they began to say it a lot, usually in a angry tone. I actually don't remember saying it, but I do remember them asking me if I wanted the food a bunch of times and declining. The quotation of it is usually said with a bit of anger and frustration which seems plausible. What I said and how I probably said it probably wasn't that strange, but I can understand how int he context that you think you're just offering someone food for the first time and they respond like that, it may seem out of place.
once i was having a sesh back at my friends house. we dutch ovened a room real bad with my friend's cat trapped inside and every toke we breathed into the cats face. after we were finished and were all high as a kite we let the cat out, my friend was sitting on a chair and the cat was on his lap trying to pounce down and it kept stumbling over everywhere. was the most funniest shit of my life. had to be there.
Another one I forgot to add in my first post: We were smoking a shit ton of a nug that night. I go to pour out the remnants of a soda and throw it away. End up pouring it out in the trash can instead of the sink, defeating the whole purpose.
[QUOTE=Pepin;30173109]My friends kept asking me if I wanted food, over and over, and I kept saying no, and then they asked me again and I said "I don't want it". Somehow that turned into a quote and they began to say it a lot, usually in a angry tone.[/QUOTE] Once McCrossin quotes you, it's stuck man.
Knowing exactly which munchies I want from a fast food place and ringing up to order only to forget what I wanted and who I called before they answer the phone. Did this again about 15 minutes ago.
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