Right. I'm not planning on boring you with details you don't care about, but I'll give you a short rundown on who Vanga was.
Vanga(31 January 1911–11 August 1996) was a blind Bulgarian prophet, mystic, clairvoyant and herbalist who spent most of her life in the Rupite area in the Kozhuh mountains, Bulgaria. Her followers were convinced that she possessed paranormal abilities.
Right. Now, I would like to point out that many people believed in her sayings, and even politicians and kings, but mostly citizens who were just curious.
[wiki]
Vanga claimed that her extraordinary abilities had something to do with the presence of invisible creatures, but she couldn't clearly explain their origin. She said that those creatures gave her information about people, which she could not transmit to them, because distance and time didn't matter. According to Vanga, the life of everyone standing in front of her, was like a film to her, from birth till death. But changing "what was written on the generation" was beyond her power.
She is said to have foretold the break-up of the Soviet Union, the Chernobyl disaster, Boris Yeltsin's electoral victory, the date of Stalin's death, the sinking of the Russian submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks and Topalov's victory in the world chess tournament.[/wiki]
These are events which have already happened, and the only one that could really catch your attention is the sinking of the Kursk, which was the most interesting one in the list. A few years before the Kursk sunk, she said: Kursk will drown. That's it. The people in the Russian city of Kursk laughed at her prophecy, but what do you know, a few years later, the submarine sunk.
Now, what I am actually posting about is he future prophecies. I have a dandy list here. Mind you, I'm translating it, so don't mind the spelling mistakes. I'll post it and you can make your own deductions, but don't take it out on me. I just find the whole thing interesting.
[B]The big list[/B]:
2010 – The beginning of the Third World War. The war will end in 2014. Starting as a normal conflict and escalating to a nuclear war.
2011-2014 – In result of the war, most of life in the Northern Hemisphere will be eradicated.
2016 - Europe becomes a barred wasteland without any humans.
2018 – The new world superpower is one of the Asian nations, previously third world countries now become superpowers.
2023 – The Earth tilts by a few degrees
2025 – Europe is slowly repopulated again.
2028 – A new source of energy dominates the market (possibly nuclear fusion)Starvation is no longer a problem. The first manned spaceship to Mars or Venus is launched.
2033 – The Polar ice starts melting in an alarming rate. The level of the world ocean rises.
2043 – The world economy flowers. The new religion in Europe is Islam.
2046 – It becomes possible to create new organs (possibly livers, kidneys, stuff like that).
2066 – Rome is attacked by Islam armies. The US uses climatological weapons for the first time (Not in the same conflict; Even possibly to reduce the effect of global warming). The temperature of the Earth drops by some degrees.
2076 – Communism is the main political view.
2084 – The nature starts recovering from the nuclear conflict.
2088 – New disease - rapid aging. (As in, really rapid)
2097 – A cure for the disease is found.
2100 – An artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
2111 – People start turning into cyborgs (I'm translating it to cyborgs for a lack of better word. Living robots, in other words.)
2123 – War between some of the smaller countries.
2125 - Hungary detects an artificial, not manmade signal from space.
2130 – First underwater colonies are created.
2164 – People start evolving in a new unknown way.
2167 – A new religion is created.
2170 – Big drought.
2183 – A Mars colony gets access to nuclear weapons and demands freedom from Earth.
2187 – Scientist find a way to control volcano eruptions.
2195 – Sea colonies find a way to ensure their survival without help from the surface.
2196 – Races start mixing up completely.
2201 – Термоядрените процеси в Сълнцето се забавят. Глобално застудяване. Thermo-nuclear processes in the Sun start slowing down for no particular reason. A new "small" ice age occurs.
2221 – People make contact with alien beings.
2256 – A space ship transports a dangerous virus to Earth (accidently)
2262 – Planets start shifting their orbits. Mars it threatened by a comet.
2271 – The physical constants on Earth are recalculated, due to the shift in Earth's orbit.
2273 – Races disappear. The only race that remains is "Humans".
2279 – Scientist find a way to "get energy from nothing" (Probably black holes?)
2288 – Time and space travel is discovered. People meet with new sentinent alien races.
2291 – The thermonuclear process in the Sun suddenly stops. Attempts are made to restart it.
2296 – The gravity field on Earth is radically changed due to explosions from the Sun. Old space debris starts falling back on Earth.
2299 – An anti-islamic movement is formed in France.
2302 – New important laws and facts about the Universe are discovered.
2304 - An important secret about the Moon is discovered.
2341 – Some enormous unidentified object starts closing in on Earth.
2354 - One of the artificial suns breaks down.
2371 – A big city on Earth is formed.
2480 – Two artificial Suns collide. The Earth is in darkness.
3005 - A war is fought on Mars.
3010 - A comet hits the Moon.
3797 – Life on Earth disappears, but humanity doesn't.
Thank you for your time.
tl;dr: And that's how a homeless guy fucked a monkey on the street in chronological order.
Yay communism
Cool, I can make up a long list of random events like this too.
it takes until 2299 to form an anti-islamic movement?
Fuck, I'm in Europe...
31 January 1911 - The day a person that made stupid predictions was born
Sure we're just going to make artificial suns and light up the dark side of the earth because sleeping in darkness is for fools! I bet she just huffed a load of drugs and started seeing shit.
haha we detect aliens
hungary
hahaahah
[QUOTE=markg06;23466359]Sure we're just going to make artificial suns and light up the dark side of the earth because sleeping in darkness is for fools! I bet she just huffed a load of drugs and started seeing shit.[/QUOTE]
2023 – The Earth tilts by a few degrees
I.e., there is a side which isn't illuminated by the sun at all.
[QUOTE=Stopper;23466440]2023 – The Earth tilts by a few degrees
I.e., there is a side which isn't illuminated by the sun at all.[/QUOTE]
Ya she's got it all figured out!
If I can predict loads of random stuff and then claim I predicted things that actually happened, can I get a page on wikipedia too?
I read the title as The Vagina Prophecies.
[QUOTE=Metanar;23466549]If I can predict loads of random stuff and then claim I predicted things that actually happened, can I get a page on wikipedia too?[/QUOTE]
Metanar sounds like an awesome name for a prophet.
WW3 eh?
Lol.
Oh no!
I'm in Australia so i live through ww3 yay
[B][I][U][QUOTE]2100 – An artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth. [/QUOTE][/U][/I][/B]
AHAHAHAAH!!!!
No, just no.
We would have to
In fact, no just no.
Bullshit of the highest order.
[QUOTE=Dapwnner;23466611]I read the title as The Vagina Prophecies.[/QUOTE]
Same, some of these prophecies don't really seem important
2023 – The Earth tilts by a few degrees
I would have preferred some prophecies about Vaginas...
[QUOTE=Stopper;23466083]2088 – New disease - rapid aging. (As in, really rapid)[/QUOTE]
So, in 2088 I could be 400 years old or something? :O
[QUOTE=Livewire123;23467624]I would have preferred some prophecies about Vaginas...[/QUOTE]
One day, the vagina will spew thick, viscous blood. It will pour down from the folds like an angry god, destroying and staining everything in its path.
[quote]2016 - Europe becomes a barred wasteland without any humans.[/quote]
No, wait. I'll probably be dead in 6 years.
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Automerge!
Fuck your prophecies! Now I gotta get ready for the end of the world AND a world war 3?
And ofc the submarine sunk down, it was probably made by people like this woman.
I could bet a fist to my face that somewhere in all those events, something contradicts itself.
Hurr durr we make artificial suns.
By the end of 2010 we will see if she is right about the third world war. If not, the rest is bullshit.
The won't be any more world wars.
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There will be wars in third world areas though.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;23468533]By the end of 2010 we will see if she is right about the third world war. If not, the rest is bullshit.[/QUOTE]
So you think in 90 years we will construct an artificial sun because earth inexplicably loses it's tilt, for no good reason?
Really, there is not a chance that for the next 500 years we will be building stars.
Atleast there`s a semi-happy end
world war 3 happens and teh nu modhen warfar comes out
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